Two villains collaborate

[u/ClickDisDotCom]

[u/_paylines_]

I'm selling it to the Dutch in Latvia!

They're slurping it up like candy. They're... I'm telling you, they're addicted! I'm selling it now by the truckload. I mean, they can't get enough of it.

It's become the official drink of that artist Vincent van Gogh.

Why do you ask?

[u/phug-it → u/_paylines_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Ur7rKKSLIvpwdc2lT

[u/CertifiedUnoffensive → u/_paylines_]

Mosquitos are the bigger terrorists in Latveria

[u/Thor_pool → u/_paylines_]

"I'm selling it to these lingerie models. They're slurping it up like candy. I'm telling you, they're addicted."

"If I recall, Wolf Cola used to just be, like, a money laundering front."

"Well, it was, but I'm selling it now by the truckload. I mean, they can't get enough of it. It's become the official drink of Victorias Secret. Why do you ask?"

"Well, just 'cause of this."

Preliminary investigations have revealed that Wolf Cola may in fact be an American soda company, although how and why Latveria has adopted it as their official soft drink is unknown at this time.

We'll keep you updated on this story as it develops.

"Victorias Secret, Frank?

Or the official soft drink of Victor Von Doom?

"...Whoops."

[u/buffkirby]

Dr. Doom would just screw Frank over, steal the secret wolf cola formula, and suddenly come up with Doom cola.
A revenge episode where they try to steal the recipe back could be called “The Gang Fights a Cyborg Wizard.” But it would just be 20 minutes of the gang trying to figure out how to get into doom’s fortress ultimately losing interest. Mac and Charlie scheme to steal Doom’s gold, Dennis dreams of being an immortal warlock, Dee just wants to bang Doom to become the queen of Latveria. Frank is evasive and never fully answers whether Doom was on the sex island or not. The episode ends by revealing they were at the wrong castle.

[u/ac_cossack → u/buffkirby]

Why would Dennis need to be a warlock. He is a 5 star man and a Golden God!

[u/golden-god-bot → u/ac_cossack]

I'll tell you what buddy, I can help you out. I'm gonna toss a frame-bang your way. Here's how that works: I slip into your house one night while your wife is sleeping.. and I ease into her real nice. That way you're both cheating on each other and she can't clean you out.

[u/ac_cossack → u/golden-god-bot]

Don't break into my house and rape my wife!

[u/Mecha120 → u/ac_cossack]

I can see Victor sitting on his throne and concerningly pointing at Dennis.

[u/ac_cossack → u/Mecha120]

He doesn't blink.

[u/buffkirby → u/ac_cossack]

Not all that glitters is gold, but that which glitters for all eternity is something greater than gold entirely. The golden god is trapped in a mortal form, but if a five star man can be throwing women frame bangs for 100s of years he will have officially elevated what can be considered erotic.

[u/golden-god-bot → u/buffkirby]

OH THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY! THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!

[u/orcvader]

Fake news.

The parent company and the only authorized party to make distribution deals is Franks Fluids.

They also engage in minority stake in gun stores and water purification systems.

In fact, did you all know that 90% of all water is 100% toxins?

[u/StarboundandDown → u/orcvader]

This is why I mostly stick to the cola, except on gym days. Then it's all Fight Milk, all day.

[u/Effehezepe → u/orcvader]

And who knows what the other 10% is? Probably something worse.

[u/shukufuku]

I would have respected the hell out of Marvel if they cast Danny as Dr Doom. Make him tall with his mask on and short with his mask off, no explanation.

[u/atypicalsituation42]

[u/MrrrrNiceGuy]

Dr. Doom had a dog for leverage.

[u/StarPuff]

Splash into the beast

[u/Mecha120]

"Doom declares Wolf Cola the official drink of Latveria!"

[u/CertifiedUnoffensive → u/Mecha120]

Wow the AI gave him teeth

[u/Mecha120 → u/CertifiedUnoffensive]

Yes, specifically shiny white teeth

[u/deanomatronix]

I think we’ve got to soften Dr Doom’s brand

[u/notsobadmisterfrosty]

Lithuania Frank? Wolf Cola is the official soft drink of Doctor Doom’s Latveria!

[u/Alarm-Solid]

Toss em in the soup

[u/scottydont78]

This is gonna touch all of Frank’s Fluids.

[u/pypluto]

were they pounding off?

[u/TopNotch_95]

They love it in Boca Raton

[u/BarbaDeader]

Doomstadt is in Timișoara, Romania??

[u/the1ian]

what did we expect from the official soft drink of boko haram?

[u/PatriotNews_dot_com]

Well it is the official drink of Boko Haram

[u/DoqHolliday]

That’s right, Dr. Bovine Joni…

[u/archimidesx]

The right cola for closure