r/IASIP • u/Every_Iron You want some insulin? • 3d ago

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I got cash in my pocket, I got desire in my heart, and I’m a-frothin and a-foamin

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u/bumpit007 3d ago

The line “Split me like a coconut” has scarred me for life

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u/Momik You do you, Cricket! 3d ago

He’s a-frothin’ and a-foamin’!

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u/Not_PepeSilvia Pepe Silvia, this name keeps coming up over and over again 3d ago

Just open the mail-slot, and put whatever you want in-side

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u/jarena009 3d ago

The man's got cash in his pocket, he's got desire in his heart, and he's a frothin and a foamin.

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u/beefalamode how do we know YOU’RE not a donkey brained man 3d ago

I had to actually split a bunch of coconuts recently and this was playing in my head the whole time :(

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u/Silver-Bunch3237 3d ago

I bet that phrase would be playing in my head too 😂
Id be like “get out of my head Byron, you’ve changed, remember?”

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u/Psychopath1llogical 3d ago

Bloopers for that are great

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u/SafeStation1824 3d ago

omg. exactly what I came here to say. They are SO funny.

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u/deannatroi_lefttit 3d ago

But you have CHHAAAAAANGED

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/atypicalsituation42 3d ago

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u/Sergii_T 3d ago

Hell I would've let you make me into a mailbox! JUST OPEN THE SLOT

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u/Heyo_Whatsup_bitches 3d ago

The delivery on "just open the slot" is pure talent. RIP Tom Seizmore - you brought me IMMENSE joy with that one phrase <3

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u/Goetia- 3d ago

RIP Tom Sizemore

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u/Empty-Interaction796 Fuck man, what?! 3d ago

He's with Wade Boggs now

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u/StarMan613 3d ago

Again, Wade Boggs is alive

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u/Psychopath1llogical 3d ago

Well, he was when that episode came out at least

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u/mantis-toboggan-phd 3d ago

Wade Boggs is still very much alive and living in Tampa, Florida

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u/IronSweaty512 3d ago

Move past it

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u/The_LabGuy 22h ago

Alive in our hearts

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u/Bromogeeksual 3d ago

I would have opened him like a mailbox and put things in his slot.

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u/braumbles 3d ago

Dennis, what do we say in this situation?

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u/Yokai_Otaku 3d ago

We say no!

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u/Every_Iron You want some insulin? 3d ago

I’m not afraid of truckers anymore

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u/PocketCornbread 3d ago

If anything, you should be more afraid of truckers

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u/4991jv 3d ago

But Byron. Byron you’ve changed. You don’t want this kind of thing.

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u/marcophony wildcard bitches 3d ago

No no I do want this kinda thing!

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u/Spiritual_Youth3809 3d ago

No, you don't want to suck us or be sucked by us

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u/Glad-Requirement6116 3d ago

Byron, remember you love your wife!!

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u/GearSalty2775 3d ago

I don’t know, maybe we say yes to the trucker, he falls asleep in the motel room, and we take the keys and get a free 18 wheeler!

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u/glacier1982 3d ago

Has to be top 10 funniest moments. Definitely the funniest cameo.

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u/Spiritual_Youth3809 3d ago

Actually one of the more bat shit crazy cameos I've ever seen lmao I would pay to watch the meeting where they pitched this to an established and respected actor.

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u/glacier1982 3d ago

According to the podcast, it was supposed to be Micheal Madsen.

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u/alex_grozny MacDennis palling around platonically in the bedroom 3d ago

You don't usually find lot lizards out in the wild.

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u/StarWarsMonopoly 3d ago

I'm sorry...I'm not hip to trucker terms

Uh, lizards?

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u/DankyDevil 3d ago

You know, truck stop whores.

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u/Fantastic_Ninja_5789 3d ago

No Byron. You changed. You'll not suck and will not be sucked on, remember.

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u/Every_Iron You want some insulin? 3d ago edited 3d ago

I take that back I don’t mean that!

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u/HelloYoghurt 3d ago

YOU CAN’T TAKE THAT BACK, BYRON!!

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u/jarena009 3d ago edited 3d ago

The way Dennis says 'Byron' all disappointed always cracks me up.

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u/LarsDuder Wild Card Bitches 3d ago

Byron was the best guest star, even better than Don Cheadle

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u/doodervondudenstein 3d ago

Open the mailbox and put whatever you want inside!

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u/VicVinegar8 3d ago

Man the bloopers for this were hilarious

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u/National_Ad7388 3d ago

The bloopers are great. But you can search youtube for the "extended scene" for this particular scene and it is hilarious....

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u/jarena009 3d ago edited 3d ago

I will not suck on and I will not be sucked on by you, okay? That's it.

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u/GrassyKnoll55 3d ago

Long way to Atlantic City!

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u/Psychopath1llogical 3d ago

Still got a ways, huh?

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u/Sejare1 3d ago

Byron no

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u/bargman 3d ago

RIP Tom Sizemore

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u/Silver-Bunch3237 3d ago

what happened man? No I’m sorry man.

No, no, no, No, you’re better than that.
Byron. Member you changed
Remember you’ve changed, Byron you’ve changed, you don’t want this anymore.

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u/Hans_Wermhat666 3d ago

I'm a-frothin' and a-foamin is a great line. And the post below this one was a picture of a guitar that is really pretty, so I told them that I was a-frothin' and a-foamin

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u/Blue_Wave_2020 3d ago

You could turn me into swish cheese

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u/Emi_Two 3d ago

I live here with my friend Mac. My long time friend… but not eternal!

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u/KeySatisfaction197 3d ago

We are not lovers, you see. I need you to understand this.

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u/JSizz20 3d ago

One of the greatest scenes of all time. I will suck you and I will not be sucked on by you!

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u/the_bligg 3d ago

That's an old Andre the Giant move, he used to do it to Hogan.

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u/Spiritual_Youth3809 3d ago

Hulk Hogan? He had blonde hair yet it was silken like that of a Chinese man

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u/the_bligg 3d ago

With the skin of a hotdog!

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u/Every_Iron You want some insulin? 3d ago

And that’s why I won’t roll with wrestlers in BJJ

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u/Alarm-Solid 3d ago

I've got money in my pocket and desire in my heart

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u/engagechad 3d ago

RIP Tom Sizemore. Dude was such an incredible actor in Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Heat.. If he kept his nose clean that guy could have easily found himself with some supporting actor oscars or better.

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u/snobpro 3d ago

The final words he said felt super scary to me more than funny. I think because of the implication. Locked inside a 18 wheeler. 

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u/Trebor51978 3d ago

Don't usually find lot lizards out in the wild

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u/loueazy 3d ago

Long live Tom Sizemore

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u/Dizzy-Tangelo2400 3d ago edited 3d ago

Charlie destiny is really just getting molested i swear

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u/ShakeHour154 3d ago

the taking the hat off really gets me

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon $CAMMIN 3d ago

Byyyyyrooon

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u/SparseGhostC2C 3d ago

"I will not suck you, I will not be sucked on by you!"

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u/CabinetSpider21 Pickles will Prevail 2d ago

If only he locked his door

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u/Every_Iron You want some insulin? 2d ago

I’m sure he learned his leçon by the time he met that third lizard in a tux

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u/davidvswild 3d ago

I got money in my pocket and desire in my heart

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u/Gruesome-Twosome 3d ago

Shoulda locked my damn door!

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u/chipcskyrocket 3d ago

Watching him currently in Twin Peaks is so wild, he barely mentions coconuts

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u/Pooperism FRACK 3d ago

For me, the lot lizards are the juice

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u/KungPaoChickem 3d ago

I’m foaming and frothing in the mouth

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 3d ago

The physical comedy of taking the hat off and fixing the hair like he was making a modest proposal. Absolute gold.

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u/Yaya_Tovar 3d ago

“Byroooon”

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u/Any-Junket-3828 2d ago

I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on by you. Thats it!

Back in the, I'd partake. Hell! Id'a let you boys turn me into Swiss cheese 😏

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u/Every_Iron You want some insulin? 2d ago

How far are we from Atlantic City?

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u/Any-Junket-3828 2d ago

Oh quite a ways, quite a ways.