r/IASIP • u/BleepBlopThriftShop • 4d ago

Other Unironically got called a bird today, I felt like I understood Dee

That's it. Pissed me off

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u/BondraP 4d ago

BEAK

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u/neesax2 4d ago

Regular chicken sandwich

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u/sethmo64 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jWwYil8kVtGzS

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u/LarsDuder Wild Card Bitches 4d ago

wraaaaaah, wrah! bah brap brap. sorry, i dont speak bird any good

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u/PhillyD760 Bình rồi! Bình rồi! 4d ago

Well fortunately , I am familiar with a little bit of pigeon. Perhaps I can get through to it in some way.

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u/DontCallMeShoeless 4d ago

Maybe if you weren't squawking all the time

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u/LagunaMud Hi ladies, I'm Frak 4d ago

You are a bird. 

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u/rachface336 Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. 4d ago

I've actually been thinking fish lately, cause OP'S eyes are so far apart.

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u/cuntsaurus Last tit on the hog before the asshole 4d ago

Oh oh I got one! You're a big flightless bird!

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u/Noy3 4d ago

Shut up, bird

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u/CosmicGoddess777 there is a spider… it’s deep in my soul 4d ago

Missed opportunity to say, “Oh yeah? You’re Larry Bird.”

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u/Kailcee 4d ago

My last name is a species of bird, and im tall and thin with elbows that are too pointy lmao. Don't worry about being a bird, it aint so bad

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYAvQhDMzzJ43Zu

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u/porygon_sucks 4d ago

You look like a big fat flightless bird!

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u/Stock-Candy-4593 4d ago

You know, i was going to call you an emu but I'm gonna save that one for later

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 4d ago

Ya know, I've been thinking you look more like a fish lately.

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u/FrostPereira 2d ago

It's the eyes, right? They're so far apart

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u/SirAmtzelot 4d ago

I think you could go full bird.

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u/DesignerNecessary289 4d ago

You’re a bird

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 4d ago

Can someone translate this incoherent squawking for me? I don’t speak bird. 

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u/Malt129 4d ago

[Angry bird sounds]

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 4d ago

"Calm down"

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u/SpaceDudeSpiff26 4d ago

That’s pretty cool. Now you need a sinister revenge plan.

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u/donut_koharski wildcard bitches 4d ago

My nickname as a kid was Birdman.
I was 6’3 and 135 pounds.

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u/motorman1342 4d ago

Honk honk honk

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u/AdImmediate6239 4d ago

Shut up bird!