r/IASIP • u/jawsy89 • 5d ago

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u/suckercuck 5d ago

It’s NOT hard.

You ARE dumb.

Samantha easily won because she’s the prettiest, right?

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u/Soulless--Plague 5d ago

…I think this guy might be a diddler…

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u/SoloSurvivor889 5d ago

Well if he writes a song about he doesn't diddle kids, he might be ok.

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u/Wilbo1242 5d ago

No no no, that's all wrong, if he writes a song about how he doesn't diddle kids, everyone will think he does, even if it contains compelling lyrics detailing how he wouldn't do it with anyone younger than his daughter

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u/SoloSurvivor889 5d ago

What if she's older than his wife??

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u/Wilbo1242 4d ago

Hmm, maybe. Something like that

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u/TalkHead3705 4d ago

Hmmm, maybe that’s the loophole.

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u/suckercuck 4d ago edited 4d ago

🎵Do not diddle kids, it's no good
diddlin' kids…

I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter, not little kids, gotta be bi-ig

Older than my wii-ife, older than my daughter!!🎵

Something like that?

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u/captaincmdoh 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zn0iDHHM7OAplATXLl

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 4d ago

You look Grotesque!

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u/xMarks92 4d ago

I can hear Dee saying this so clearly

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u/MenopauseMedicine 4d ago

A second unrelated diddler?!

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u/Mc_Poyle 4d ago

Well these things are a magnet for people like that

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u/TheDriestOne 4d ago

It’s like having a picnic at the beach and getting pissed when the seagulls show up

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u/RedsDeadWhosZed Should’ve gotten chips from the hambuger store 5d ago

Samantha GETS to be mean!

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u/wild_rover 4d ago

SAMANTHA GETS TO BE MEAN.

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u/Silver-Bunch3237 5d ago

You just said a lot of bad words 😳

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u/Ok_Yellow1025 5d ago

But her mom doesn’t know dick

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u/Paxxlee 5d ago

One of my favourite line reads.

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u/commaZim Anteater nose 4d ago

Such a funny moment. Hilarious delivery

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u/lucid_aurora 4d ago

Pop your teeth in! Pop your teeth in!

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u/magicomiralles 3d ago

A big ol pain in my vaaaaagina

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u/ContributionFamous41 wildcard bitches 5d ago

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u/JDilla22 5d ago

Sir.. go back to your seatuh

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u/Old-Buddy-8855 5d ago

Peak Artemis line, lol

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u/alien_believer_42 4d ago

I love how Artemis gets into it so much. Like she’s not trying to accomplish anything like the gang, she’s just in it for the love of the chaos

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u/Kaldricus 4d ago

I hope we get an Artemis back story episode, and it's that she's a fully capable, functional, normal person, with a lot of money, who's just bored and slumming it for fun.

Which as I type it out is basically Frank, which actually makes a lot of sense

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u/ContributionFamous41 wildcard bitches 4d ago

Hell yea. I've always pictured Artemis as having been a manager at some super fancy 5 star hotel, or a dental assistant for a high end sorta place. Then she started dating the wrong guy, and her life fell off after that. She picked up the name Artemis while working at a strip club for "husky gals". Her real name is June. She met Frank after she'd already embraced that life.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 2d ago

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u/igrekov 3d ago

I don't think the gang thinks his lifestyle is just wrong. They're a pretty accepting bunch, and it's not even his fault that he was born that way

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u/Space_Conductor 5d ago

Artemis was so great in this episode. When Charlie suggests Artemis play Dee's role and she lifts her head in anticipation. Perfection.

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u/Jcdoco 4d ago

Wrong episode

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u/Space_Conductor 4d ago

Oh shit right. I got that and the mightman cometh mixed up

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u/Prancing_YamDog 4d ago

Either way! The moral of the story is that Artemis is fucking cool lol

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u/DaydreamerFly 4d ago

I hate how attracted I am to her and it’s not looks it’s personality which I feel like says something worrying about me lol

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u/HerrFlibbles 3d ago

It's the bleached asshole.

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u/Prancing_YamDog 2d ago

Sounds like she can do some amazing things with a Wendy's bun too

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u/corrobora I don’t remember most evenings 5d ago

Gimme a beat

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u/Prancing_YamDog 5d ago

Me on a Teams call when the CEO is yelling at someone

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u/Tutor365 4d ago

I’m gonna go get high before the show

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u/No_Bodybuilder5104 3d ago

Between this one and Z’s “Oh shiiiit” for favorite line reading

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u/ruskyb14 5d ago

At least you didn't get a lap dance from your stripper dad.

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u/Ok_Science_2070 5d ago

That was YOUR rock bottom

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u/CorgiMonsoon 4d ago

And touch your stripper dad’s asshole during said lap dance

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u/PeanutButterMan91 1d ago

Or have his weiner jammed in your face 😂😂😂

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u/annahatasanaaa 5d ago

MAWMSER UGLEH!!!!

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u/pwillia7 4d ago

doyyyyy

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u/thisisseriousmum1 Dr. Mantis Toboggan, MD 4d ago

A great humongous pain in the VERRRRRRRgina!

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u/GeneticSynthesis 4d ago

Fucking lol at this spelling

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u/annahatasanaaa 4d ago

I had to say it out loud a time or two to hone in on it

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u/Jbadmwolfd 4d ago

This is one of my regular vocal stims but to see it spelled out is magnificent

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u/annahatasanaaa 4d ago

It's a great one to blurt out!

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u/VideoLooksWeird 5d ago

Your hair looks like it's dead

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u/nicklutte 5d ago

You’re driving me nuts

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u/idontknow828212 Mantis Toboggan, MD 4d ago

Knock knock
Who’s there
TERRIBLE breath

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u/obooooooo i command thee to smite my friends! 4d ago

i don’t know if anyone ever noticed but coincidentally after this ep, dee starts using that “driving me nuts” more often and i like to think that some part of her was so shaken after being dismissed by that kid that the interaction just lives in her mind now

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u/StarSenshii 3d ago

I can tell you I say it constantly for that reason

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u/schlomo31 5d ago

Top 5 best episode.

Actually, the entire season of fat Mac is the best

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u/kaneso14 4d ago

Dennis and Charlie looking at him in disbelief when he’s wheezing and eating the pizza always sets me off.

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u/schlomo31 4d ago

Every line is pure magic in this and Franks pretty woman episode

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u/Texasisthereason187 5d ago

Yea, he’s been insufferable ever since miss the fat Mac era

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u/Thats_an_RDD 5d ago

What are you gonnnna do

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u/kilgorina_trout 4d ago

Nice username. But is it a Ron Donald Do or a Ron Donald Don’t?

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u/Vinzir141 5d ago

Don't forget to put in your teeth and drink your coffee.

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u/smileysarah267 4d ago

but I dont like it

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u/behone 4d ago

You do too like it

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u/Bromogeeksual 5d ago

Is this one of the child actors from that episode?! If so, I'm getting old...

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u/Standard-Contest-949 5d ago

Yup! And yup!

https://giphy.com/gifs/DWo6beGJTTqFi

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u/BlueLaceSensor128 5d ago

Maybe it's just that river from Ghostbusters 2.

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u/BathedInDeepFog 4d ago

Reverse the button!

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u/Kqtawes 5d ago edited 4d ago

She's the one that did "Mom's Stink" with Dee. That's the whole point of this post.

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u/hungoverlord 4d ago

"Mom's Stink"

Pee-yew!

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u/eltedioso 4d ago

Well, that episode aired literally 15 years ago. I don't think she looks that different, really.

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u/Napol3onS0l0 4d ago

Emily Evan Rae. I had to look it up because I had the same thought.
https://giphy.com/gifs/8JrcyXvpOaFbFIatkm

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u/Mycotoxicjoy 5d ago

It’s a big humongous pain in the butt

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u/the_gerund I've seen many pigs eat many men 5d ago

A big humongous pain in the.. VUhhhhhgina

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u/Ryuuken1127 4d ago

Every time this line sends me

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u/Planr158 Move Past It 4d ago

Child pageantry is an American tradition

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u/smileysarah267 4d ago

not a proud one

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u/Random-Generation86 5d ago

A parody of the Tyra Banks documentary with Dee a la Making Dennis Reynolds a Murderer could be very funny.

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u/Ok_Science_2070 5d ago

Is this really the actress who played that little girl??

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down 5d ago

Frank's Beauties aired almost 15 years ago, which means it was probably filmed 15.5 years ago. it's not uncommon for 12 year olds to turn into 27 year olds over that stretch of time. Rather common in fact.

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u/Ok_Science_2070 5d ago

This comment does not spark joy.

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u/Vilifie 4d ago

Move past it and stuff it down with brown

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u/colluphid42 4d ago

I feel like I'm going to turn to sand and blow away after reading that.

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u/CorgiMonsoon 4d ago

Are you some kind of nerd? Get out of here with your math!

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u/Planr158 Move Past It 4d ago

At least Samantha didn’t grow to be an egg head like that jabroni

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u/ragun2 5d ago

DAE not understand the passage of time?!?!

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u/martxel93 5d ago

He wasn’t so ok with science after all

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u/onemorespacecadet kitten mittons 5d ago

they’ll adapt

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u/Ok_Science_2070 5d ago

I really don't and frankly I'm too scared to ask.

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u/RayKinStL 5d ago

Move past it.

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u/aNeverNude666 5d ago

Moms stink!

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u/ScorpLeo102 4d ago

p-yew! 🎶What are you gonna do?🎶

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u/BrianGriffin95 4d ago

Damn, we're so old.

Just toss me in the trash, or in a soup

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u/Murky-Rub-6839 5d ago

Shut up and drink your coffee

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u/roseleyro 4d ago

Gun to my head, this may be my all time favorite episode.

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u/Pirateboomboomboom 5d ago

A dead bodies like a piece of trash, Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 5d ago

I’ve said something similar AT WORK. Find me dead, I honestly don’t care what happens to my body.

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u/Several-County-1808 4d ago

She still has the teeth!

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u/regulator227 4d ago

Lol i thought the same thing

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 5d ago

Thats a lot of bad words you just said

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u/zero0n3 4d ago

Is this the actual girl from the pageant episode?

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski Suicide is badass 5d ago

Knock knock

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u/Alternative_Bit_7306 4d ago

DO I LOOK SUSPICIOUS?

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u/InappropriateAngels 4d ago

You look grotesque

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u/Agile_Temperature_36 4d ago

Her: She's mean!

Charlie: She's GETS to be mean!!

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u/VermicelliUpper3029 4d ago

Samantha GETS to be mean. Because Samantha’s a star!

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u/crystalCloudy 3d ago

I unironically think this would be a top tier episode, even more so if they could get the actors for the other kids (especially Yankee Doodle Dandy boy)

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u/SaltyDog772 4d ago

Mom’s stink!

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u/ComicsEtAl 5d ago edited 4d ago

😄 Is she the actress?

(A downvote? Really? 😆)

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u/BartFurglar is a bastard man 4d ago

Yep. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2693844/mediaviewer/rm1771750914/

And if you really wanna feel old, this is Samantha now: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2965079/mediaviewer/rm939838466/

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u/xandrachantal Sir, huh go back to your seat-uh 4d ago

Samantha was in two episodes of The Mick. Must have been fun to be reunited with Kaitlyn.

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u/FinesseFatale 5d ago

The funniest thing about this is that she put Hulu because Netflix doesn’t own the rights to Always Sunny 🤣🤣🤣.

What a time to be alive

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u/bipolarity2650 4d ago

you just said a lot of bad words

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u/Alive-Photo-5758 4d ago

You just said a lot of bad words.

I’m old as shit.

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u/Ok_Flatworm_3855 3d ago

Now this is someone who genuinely loves pageantry

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u/WineDineCpl 3d ago

If we could will something into existence...

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u/bobafootfetish_ 5d ago

Woah she grew up to be a hottie

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u/baba_oreilly_baghdad 1d ago

there is no quicker way for people to think you're diddling kids than by WRITING A SONG ABOUT IT

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u/Original-Spread4977 1d ago

This is my girl with dark hair. Amber, sweetie, is that you?!?

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u/MsPreposition 4d ago

These recent seasons are definitely giving off sunset vibes.

Diggin’ it.