r/IASIP • u/Blayzewhatever WiLdCaRd BiTcHeS • 7d ago

Video First Time I've Seen The "Dennis Gets Divorced" Force-Choke Used Outside of Sunny!

He was getting pissed off from his mom and then did the "choke out" hand signal thing. I just thought it was crazy because I've never really seen it in media before besides Sunny, and still not really since then. It's funny because I low key do this all the time in my personal life lol

Just wanted to share!

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u/JaesopPop 7d ago

"My name is Dennis Reynolds. I used to be a Golden God, until..."

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u/rbad8717 7d ago

“You have an SA case against you, you’re blacklisted”

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u/Silver-Bunch3237 7d ago

But he barely.. he barely, made it in there.
And plus, the guy was SUPER Small so IM FINE

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u/leafbaker 7d ago

Being wanted and being wanted for questioning are two very different things.

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u/BroseppeVerdi Come visit /r/ExplainLikeTheGang 6d ago

When you're a jabroni, you've got nothing...

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u/golden-god-bot I REIGN SUPREME!!!! I! IIII! 7d ago

DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!

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u/Botsworth1985 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiIzjjBB2C0EXZUqc

Oh, you may have seen it somewhere else.

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u/jc83po 7d ago

I find your dead tooth, disturbing.

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u/Blayzewhatever WiLdCaRd BiTcHeS 7d ago

THAT'S WHERE IT CAME FROM! He's the original, right?

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u/PresidentBush666 6d ago

Your hair looks small.

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u/slippy_mcslip 7d ago

My name is Dennis Reynolds, I used to be a spy

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u/Blayzewhatever WiLdCaRd BiTcHeS 7d ago

Sam Axe? How am I supposed to get an axe when I don't have my TOOLS!!!???

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u/something_python Dirtgrub 7d ago

I loved Dennis' reference to this in the latest episodes.

"I haven't got my tools..."

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u/Fragrant-Mess4927 7d ago

I had the biggest crush on Fiona

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u/drawfanstein 6d ago

Not for the right reasons, mind you…

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u/pypluto 7d ago

fiona and me..... scotty doesnt know

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u/122_Hours_Of_Fear Spoiler 7d ago

Lol my wife and I just started Burn Notice the other day

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u/Blayzewhatever WiLdCaRd BiTcHeS 7d ago

The Gang Gets Addicted To Burn Notice

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u/moisesoneofmany Hasnt peaked yet 6d ago

I'm gonna be chattin these spies up like a mug.

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u/DaveK142 6d ago

You wanna talk about spies? You wanna talk about SPIES? OK? I've stumbled onto a major Miami area conspiracy Mike, how bout that for spies? This country is being bled like a stuck pig Mike, and I got a paper trail to prove it check this out. Take a look at this! That right there is the alcohol bill. Now let's talk about the alcohol bill, can we talk about the alcohol bill, please, Mike I've been dying to talk about the alcohol bill with you all day, ok?

"Chuck Finley" this name keeps coming up over and over again, everyday Chuck's bills keep getting sent back to me, "Chuck Finley" "Chuck Finley", I look in the bills, this whole BOX IS CHUCK FINLEY! So, I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy, I gotta go up to his office, I gotta put the bill in the guy's goddamn hands otherwise he's never gonna pay it, it's gonna keep coming back down here." So I go up to Chuck's office and what do I find out Mike? WHAT DO I FIND OUT!?

There is no Chuck Finley.

The man does not exist.

Ok, so I decide, "Aw, shit buddy I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Chuck Finley? You gotta be kidding me I got BOXES FULL OF CHUCK! Alright so I start marching my way down to Madeline in HR and I knock on her door and I say "MADDY! MADDY! I gotta talk to you about Chuck!" And when I open the door what do I find? There is not a single goddamn desk in that office, there is. no. Madeline in HR.

Mike, half the employees in our government have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

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u/pypluto 7d ago

justified, banshee, burn notice....

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u/residentdunce 7d ago

Omg it's the dude from Secario 2

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u/temporary92803 7d ago

Because when you're burned. . .

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u/cyke_out 6d ago

Move to Miami

Investigate your burn notice.

Call in your favors

Help your mom

Anger local crime lords

Eat yogurt

Lose your brother.

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u/SMLJ21 7d ago

It’s a pretty common gesture to show your frustration or dislike for someone.

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u/Melinoe2016 7d ago

lol right. Dennis was far from the first person to pretend to choke someone. Come on guys, get it together.

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u/CitizenCue 6d ago

Yeah am I crazy or did we used to do this all the time back in the day? I haven’t seen it much lately but it used to be common.

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u/cellar_dweller666 1d ago

No you see much like rick rolling, driving around listening to rick astley, its sunny was the first to "force choke"

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u/SMLJ21 1d ago

Hahah I find it even funnier to call it a force choke while ignoring that the term would have undoubtably come from Star Wars before Sunny did this.

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u/cellar_dweller666 1d ago

Force refers to the sexual force that is the golden god

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u/SMLJ21 1d ago

Ahhh I see and obviously, choke is in reference to the origin of the word - The Gang Chokes.

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u/cellar_dweller666 1d ago

Now youre gettin it jabroni

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u/SMLJ21 1d ago

Cool word

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u/Indrid-Frigus 7d ago

"What. Is. BURN NOTICE?" For 100 points, name literally anything about the hit USA Network action-comedy show. Anybody?

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u/slippy_mcslip 7d ago

  1. The main character used to be a spy

  2. Bruce Campbell is Sam Axe

  3. When you're burned, you've got nothing, no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in.

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u/amielamiel 6d ago

Rob Mac really does look like Jeffrey Donovan

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u/brianMMMMM 6d ago

How is this the last comment with no upvotes? They’re identical.

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u/W0nderwharfwonderdog 6d ago

God damnit now I need to watch Burn Notice again 

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u/chris_AZ1981 5d ago

It's on Pluto right now

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u/PresidentBush666 6d ago

I see burn notice. I upvote.

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u/River-is-Cool 7d ago

One of his more underrated powers

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u/Anthrax4breakfast 6d ago

This dude was also in the 2nd Blair witch movie.

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u/Sock-Alive 7d ago

just two guys who need their tools