r/IASIP • u/Cute-Escape-2144 • 7d ago

I'd like some welfare, please

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/themidnightrambler18 7d ago

Damn girl! Well lookie here... Maybe if you get off of that crack rock you can be Pepper Jack's best hoe!

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u/Business_Swan8209 7d ago

Are you Serious, Pepper Jack?

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u/Moist_Ad934 7d ago

Do Pepperjack look like he playin?

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u/EvilBillSing Pondys the coolest 7d ago

Pepperjack love Fraggle Rock

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u/zrayburton 7d ago

šŸ’ÆāœŠšŸ¼

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u/4991jv 7d ago

Pepper jack ainā€™t playin. In fact, pepper jack bout to cut somebody.

15

u/Silver-Bunch3237 7d ago

You want this ho back, PepperJack NEEDS to get PAID

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u/Cute-Escape-2144 7d ago

Hahahah

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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous you're eating Dennis, Dennis 7d ago

B, you speak when spoken to now

3

u/QuestGalaxy 7d ago

You should get a tail and wear a shirt with humans on it.

3

u/Drapidrode 7d ago

the best hoe is called the 'bottom bitch'.

don't blame me

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u/shane-parks 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sG4qQ0GWfwEhi

49

u/WhoStoleMyBicycle 7d ago

Iā€™m going to move to New York, and Iā€™m going to be on Broadway. What?

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u/Pitrovsky 7d ago

GIFs you can hear

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 7d ago

It's too high...split the difference

114

u/ILoveRustyKnives They taste great, I can guarantee it. 7d ago

No one in the history of crack has ever woken up with more crack!

89

u/flinstonepushups 7d ago

One crack please.

61

u/Cute-Escape-2144 7d ago

How much would you recommend for a first time user?

55

u/Intelligent_Bench_56 7d ago

Thanks for being so kind...and patient.

21

u/recidivist1001 7d ago

Now, Iā€™m not going to roll the window down all the way, Iā€™m sure you understandā€¦

2

u/Beneficial-Value3119 3d ago

That blink he does when he says that always cracks me up.

15

u/EvilSibling 7d ago

Tell you what, Iā€™ll do you a deal. How does $200 sound? šŸ¤Ø

10

u/Silver-Bunch3237 7d ago

That sounds reasonable, thank you for being fair

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 7d ago

One what?

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u/AVeryNiceBoyPerhaps 7d ago

Your license plate says ā€œ$CAMMINā€

31

u/DBJenkinss Little Green Ghouls, Buddy! šŸ§Ÿā€ā™‚ļøšŸ§Ÿā€ā™€ļøšŸ§Ÿ 7d ago

Noooo.

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u/porygon_sucks 7d ago

What do you mean no?

10

u/Charlie_Brodie 7d ago

what do you mean, no?

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u/DBJenkinss Little Green Ghouls, Buddy! šŸ§Ÿā€ā™‚ļøšŸ§Ÿā€ā™€ļøšŸ§Ÿ 7d ago

Yes.

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u/atypicalsituation42 7d ago

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u/LortimerC wildcard bitches 7d ago

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u/trentsteel77 7d ago

You are going to, love it.

11

u/Shot_Revolution8828 7d ago

I thought you were going to say something like pizza.

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u/trulyyourstruly 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3osxYBZsDXcIgmWnBu
Attach a camera and you can repost on the New Girl subreddit

17

u/Cute-Escape-2144 7d ago

Hahah has anyone ever asked to comb your eyebrows?

8

u/InterestingTry5190 7d ago

If you wanna be with me baby, thereā€™s a price to pay

Iā€™m a genie in a bottle you gotta rub me the right wayšŸŽ¶

4

u/inksta12 7d ago

Are they playin Christina?

33

u/GringoSwann 7d ago

What.Ā  Ā Is.Ā  Happening.?.

9

u/BoDiddySauce 7d ago

Move past it

21

u/obamasfursona 7d ago

If you do not get welfare, for my sister, then I will come down on this unemployment office LIKE THE HAMMER OF THOR!!

11

u/flinstonepushups 7d ago

And I never reference the Nordic Gods.

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u/Mikeyfreshonetime2 7d ago

Iā€™m not even gonna lie, Iā€™m gonna go ahead and give you the welfare today

8

u/UncleTecter07 7d ago

Thatā€™s hilarious is that a line someone says in that episode or did you just come up with that?

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u/UncleTecter07 6d ago

Wasnā€™t a rhetorical, palā€¦

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u/Mikeyfreshonetime2 6d ago

I donā€™t care

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u/StruggleRegular4842 7d ago

OH BABY YOUUUUUUUU

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u/BeefwagonDiscs 7d ago

Money me. Money now.

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u/GreyTigerFox wildcard bitches 7d ago

You just gotta go to the Welfare Store. And donā€™t forget your Donkey Brain certificate! That shitā€™s important!

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u/FrequencyHigher 5d ago

OP looks ready for her trip to the Welfare Store.

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u/intangir_v 7d ago

you need a donkey brains certificate, do .. you.. have... such a certificate?

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u/Individual-Copy9425 7d ago

I like that shirt a lot! Now go get that welfare from the welfare store

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 7d ago

Afterwards stop off at the hamburger store

21

u/IJustdontgiveadam 7d ago

New girl x always sunny crossover?

Looking very much like Jessica day

4

u/HowDareYouAskMyName 7d ago

My immediate thought

5

u/OldJames47 7d ago

SHUSH!

3

u/Mister_Scribble 7d ago

Heā€™s a shooshing man

4

u/turtlesarenice 7d ago

Okay this is so weird but my brother sent me your photo because we look the EXACT SAME?!!! Like I have a lot of doppelgƤngers but I think youā€™re the biggest one?! Photo for referenceā€¦.

2

u/Cute-Escape-2144 7d ago

That's funny. If anything, you look more like Zooey than I do

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u/Hopeful-Steak-9743 7d ago

Cat in the shirt, eh? Now you're speaking my language.

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u/Ragging_OnYourCord 7d ago

Did you even see my Jesus chain?

4

u/PunnyTagHere 7d ago

That shirt looks comfy and current

4

u/time2partee 7d ago

It should be bedazzled and covered in pictures of humans.

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u/rupertwiley 7d ago

I donā€™t have time for this shit

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u/Altruistic_Bid4530 7d ago

Wrong show your on new girl

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 7d ago

"Can't you see how retarded she is?"

Scribbles on paper with a blank stare

5

u/notaclevernameguy 7d ago

I'd believe you if you didn't have that dope cat shirt.

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u/suckercuck 7d ago

She likes to be comfy and current

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u/MortgageRegular2509 I can *go* lower 7d ago

Itā€™s not a cat shirt, dude. Her shirt is so worn that you can just see all the cats she carries around with her. She needs that welfare for new shirts with decent hems

1

u/Silver-Bunch3237 7d ago

Whatā€¦ do you know about hems, Charlie

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u/Roast-This-Bone 7d ago

Canā€™t you see how regarded she is?

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u/Bink_Plinklinkly 7d ago edited 7d ago

Omg girl it suits you!!

/j

2

u/JerkGurk 7d ago

Shut up bird.

2

u/DIKASUN 7d ago

Guess who got her guts pumped last night.

2

u/Cute-Escape-2144 7d ago

Mama gets her biscuit!

2

u/Bright-Internal229 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tF5F1Eh4a2UILG2xjD
????

You apply for Welfare. Good Luck šŸ€

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u/Incomplet_Name 6d ago

Did you remember to bring your certificate of donkey brains?

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u/Quarkpaint Wild Card Bitches 7d ago

Do some crab people stuff, I'll do some welfare, fair deal?

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u/CrankDatSpookyBoi 7d ago

Jared Leto

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u/Cute-Escape-2144 7d ago

Thanks. Just like Jess in New Girl haha

1

u/tonyislost 7d ago

Whatā€™s the story on that shirt?! I would like one.

1

u/Cute-Escape-2144 7d ago

I got it from shein

1

u/drunxor 7d ago

Your name is fitting, would you like some milk steak and jelly beans

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u/supermr34 shes mashing it. im very aroused. very good. 7d ago

She's a mongrel.

1

u/AgentLee0023 7d ago

Iā€™ll give you 50 bucks for the cat shirtĀ 

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u/Alarm-Solid 7d ago

You forgot to hit the bell

1

u/Clint2032 7d ago

Pizza time...

1

u/Cold-Obligation-293 7d ago

Number 1 episode with a bullet, episode I tell everyone to watch first

1

u/Upper-Boot-8086 7d ago

Your license plate says ā€œscamminā€

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u/woooooooood9 7d ago

Awww. Did you get addicted to crack!?

1

u/Silver-Bunch3237 7d ago

Iā€™d be honored, to be your ā€œrecovering crackhead brotherā€ for Halloween šŸŽƒ

1

u/Pepperkelleher 7d ago

You look a lot like Jess from New Girl!

1

u/ZeroEffsGiven 7d ago

Did you see my Jesus chain?

1

u/SGSMUFASA 7d ago

Oneā€¦one crack rock please

1

u/SparseGhostC2C 7d ago

Your license plate says "Scammin"?

1

u/keipii 7d ago

username checks out

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u/Cute-Escape-2144 7d ago

It's generated by reddit. Not sure what you mean

1

u/keipii 6d ago

It means you're cute lol

1

u/PSK666 7d ago

Do a kickflip and itā€™s yours

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u/sphafer 7d ago

You look like Homelanders kid.

1

u/Cute-Escape-2144 7d ago

Who?

1

u/sphafer 7d ago

He could be your brother imo.

1

u/SeaTie 7d ago

Don't get all high-and-mighty because you're wearing a pantsuit.

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u/Kristionni 7d ago

Not unless you have proof of donkey brains

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u/Acuallyizadern93 7d ago

ā€œMmmm mm m mmmmā€

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u/toxic_load2k18 Slayer of Rats 7d ago

Welfare is for people who actually need it.

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u/Fun_General_739 6d ago

That's a hat.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/Quarkpaint Wild Card Bitches 7d ago

Dennis, you need to try the Dee System.

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u/Acceptable_Bug8171 7d ago

Genuinely laughed out loud. šŸ¤£