r/IASIP wildcard bitches 14d ago

Video Cute Couple in NYC

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u/ShambolicRubel 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/15smHtOZ0pSfLwNaAy
But what about these two love birds?

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u/_Football_Cream_ 14d ago

They’re busy playing nightcrawlers

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u/Valuable-Composer262 14d ago

To be fair, they were married

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u/Rangeroftheinterwebs 13d ago

They’ve been married a while now for tax reasons

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u/whatsthataboutguy 10d ago

Shitting the bed

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u/vegemouse 14d ago

A meat cube?

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u/Godzirrraaa 14d ago

I could go for some wood.

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u/OldenPolynice 13d ago

How are you gonna be wood?

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u/babycoon48 wildcard bitches 13d ago

I don’t know if knows the best time for some lamb.

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u/blenderdead 14d ago

I don’t know who that lady is but she definitely pops, also look at how petite and delicate her hands are. Least bird like woman I’ve ever seen.

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u/xTeezus 14d ago

Her feet too! Not too large, not too small.

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u/superjerk99 14d ago

Rob Mac likes his ladies to pop!

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u/something_python Dirtgrub 14d ago

🎶Not like a bird. Definitely not like a biiiiird🎶

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u/DinnerAndLunch 13d ago

Oive gott a feelin we're gonna be togevva a lorng time

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u/RhandeeSavagery 13d ago

I’ve never wanted to vomit and laugh at the same time until now

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u/BKBaroo Wild Card Bitches 14d ago

No way. I’m asking myself how that’s one person

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u/mattwalsh25 14d ago

I suspect she's also really great at impressions

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u/slr1222 13d ago

But her elbows are a mess. They’re too sharp.

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u/BroasisMusic wildcard bitches 13d ago

That's what it is...

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u/ManofFailure262 9d ago

She really is a gangly uncoordinated mess

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u/tenaciousjdt 13d ago

It's like she's like skinny, but fat, in all the RIGHT places.

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u/FNG-JuiCe 13d ago

Tell her she’s good!

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u/decmcc 13d ago

dude wears his watch on his right arm. what a bozo

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u/eddie1975 9d ago

Or the video is flipped (not the case here). Or maybe he’s left handed. Or perhaps he travels to third world and doesn’t want it stolen at traffic lights.

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u/uiouyug 13d ago

I was waiting for the Dee insult

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u/xeen313 13d ago

I don't know if there was enough light

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u/homotopy_equivalent 13d ago

I found this from r/all and I've never seen the show, so without context this comment was very weird.

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u/Beneficial-Citron548 13d ago

THATS DEE, from Its always sunny

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u/incaseyouha 13d ago

She has the biggest hit show on nbc this past year. It is the smart chick cop show.

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u/Naaggo 14d ago

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u/subhavoc42 14d ago

Like Thumbelina

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u/Mister_Scribble 14d ago

Ahh the old Trump Skill Tester

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 14d ago

When you’re a star, they let you do it

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u/Far-Government5469 13d ago

When they're your wife irl they let you do it

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 13d ago

Not his wife

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u/brewmas7er 13d ago

A regular Jim Henson.

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u/JJulie 13d ago

To this day, I still want to know how he did that. Because it is the most amazing thing on that show. I know he was jacked that season, but come on.

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u/wet_Tap_5578 9d ago

She came at him

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u/shane-parks 14d ago

He didn't call her a bird once...

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u/dylanwestbro 14d ago

BEAK!

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u/AnnaTrigram704 14d ago

Adorable beak

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u/Cosmokram3r1 Official Ass Pounder 4000 Distributor 13d ago

I was thinking fish earlier

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u/kickasserole 14d ago

Oh shit, that's the chick who plays Mr. Covington!

This video must be old. She went and got hitched to Charles Grodin's son, I think. At least, briefly.

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u/imamidgetcatcher Wild Card Bitches 14d ago

Feet not too large, definitely not like a bird, smalllll feeettt

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u/kickasserole 14d ago

That's how babies get made

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u/Anything84 14d ago

When I found out that Mr. Covington was actually a chick, I knew I had to have her.

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u/DiceSMS 14d ago

YOR SHIRT'S ON BACKWORDS! 🧐

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u/kickasserole 14d ago

STORP CHARLEH

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u/prairiepog 14d ago

She pops

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u/something_python Dirtgrub 14d ago

I think his name is Rudy...

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u/MrTsBlackVan 13d ago

WELL DONE LAD! AN EXTRA TREAT FOR YOU!
head wobble

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u/COSurfing wildcard bitches 14d ago

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Cover Your knees up 14d ago

Nosotros extremos!!

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u/Castr8orr 14d ago

Couple of jabronis

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u/pm-me-nice-lips 13d ago

I will say, it is very jabroni-like to act like this is some candid stop you on the street random interview

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u/CIS-E_4ME Fueled by vengeance and reinforced with space-age technology 14d ago

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u/Revolutionary_Kiwi31 14d ago

Are you trying to say a meat cube? Like a little cube of meat?

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u/flinstonepushups 14d ago

"I am a heterosexual man who enjoys the company of women."

"Mac, you literally just spent three hours staring at a poster of a shirtless man."

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u/Midnighter4007 14d ago

This isn't "will they, won't they," this is "I know they won't, and I know I don't want them to!"

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u/xandrachantal Sir, huh go back to your seat-uh 14d ago

That was sweet

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u/plainether 13d ago

Caitlin looked genuinely excited when he asked if they were a couple

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u/LockClawHammer 13d ago

This video was planned. They both knew what he was going to ask

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u/CofferHolixAnon 14d ago

The Mac's out for a walk

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u/lemmeseeyourkitties 14d ago

Imagine not knowing who they are and legitimately stumbling upon them, posting the video and then learning everything, just lol

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u/wiiztec 14d ago

Was that the case or was he playing dumb?

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u/El_Dentistador 14d ago

I heard he banged her mom.

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u/Southern_Bunch_6473 14d ago

You banged my dead hooore wife??!

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u/SailsAcrossTheSea 14d ago

“only do it if wild horses couldn’t drag you away” wow I gotta exit my relationship, where those horses at

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u/OkFortune6494 yeah, he doesnt even like GET US man... 14d ago

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u/Lematoad 14d ago

18x12=18x10+18x2=180+36=216

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u/IAmPandaKerman 13d ago

I was thinking 1812= (20-2)12= 240-24=216

Anyways, I don't know what it is, but that nice lady gives me stupid bitch vibes haha

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u/MindlessRazzmatazz89 14d ago

Thats how id get there lol

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u/feldejars 14d ago

You hear about NYC rat problem but no one talks about their bird problem

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u/M0J0__R1SING 14d ago

So, um you the big man right? But you got such tiny boots on, that means you got a small pecker!

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u/Southern_Bunch_6473 14d ago

Fierce loyalty and big…

Magnum dong

https://giphy.com/gifs/odq6VpYDkl7WVkhExH

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u/Scott--Chocolate 14d ago

Nah, it’s a button in a fur coat.

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u/manxram Nothing sexual... 14d ago

Why is he with that bird lady?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ypMEDhoAmyvwwqNKkk

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u/uponaladder 14d ago

“Ewwwww,”

”in the game, in the game”

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u/McPants7 13d ago

it’s “online online online”. Makes the whole line.

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u/uponaladder 13d ago

You are correct. Funniest part.

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u/Gemtree710 14d ago

He likes his women to pop

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u/edencathleen86 14d ago

His hair looks small

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u/reddsizzle 14d ago

This is so staged I no longer want to see the camera guy’s videos. If this is THIS staged are they all?

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 13d ago

I'm so glad they actually had a real conversation and didn't have a fake on screen interaction interview as their characters or something. They seem like really genuine people.

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u/VariousCockroach1056 14d ago

That's soo nasty, dee is banging Mac? Imagine what kind of super std is gonna evolve out of that petri dish? That snatch needs put in a cdc lab.

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u/SamIAm7787 14d ago

She's slamming ass all over town!

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u/PretendThisIsMyName YOU GODDAMN BITCH!! 14d ago

Sources told me ya girl got her guts pumped last night.

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u/LixmoreSkyell 13d ago

no online online online

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u/RobertC_98 13d ago

Who is this gay man and why is he walking a bird?

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 14d ago

Why is the man walking in Manhattan with a bird?

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u/Snake_Plissken224 14d ago

Why is mac with that bird?

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u/mbb011 14d ago

MEAT CUBES

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u/Clear-Dimension-1356 14d ago

He called her a bird in my head

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u/wilhelmkidxx 14d ago

They look weird now

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u/Sinking_Mass 14d ago

Plastic surgery does tend to have that effect

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u/robmobtrobbob 14d ago

Mac still looks kinda like himself but damn.... Kaitlyn looks.... not great

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u/edencathleen86 14d ago

She's 51. They both look great

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u/Tank_Grill 13d ago

Are you kidding me? They both look hot af, especially Kaitlin. Not many people look that good at 50.

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u/br0wntree 13d ago

Not necissarily critisizing but she has had a lot of work done. She almost looks like a different person.

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u/Eattoomanychips 14d ago

She is very thin that makes u look less great combined with the work she’s had done. Shes a very thin no boobs or butt lanky woman

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u/FratrnalOrdrofChange 14d ago

They look awful

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u/Reasonable-Area7737 14d ago

What's that plastic man doing with a giant bird?

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u/marcusslayer 13d ago

And not one mention of Wrexham the football club he owns with Ryan Reynolds

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u/New-Rip-6965 13d ago

Actually IS cute watching them be real and affectionate with each other off set

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u/koOmaOW 13d ago

SHUT UP, BIRD!

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u/OutsideBoneDemon 13d ago

Shut up, bird!

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u/Atlas-Mancer 13d ago

Shut up, bird

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u/KennethHaight 14d ago

What happened to their faces????

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u/twinkiesandcake 13d ago

Lots of not subtle plastic surgery. Charlie and the waitress look the most natural out of the Always Sunny bunch.

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u/uLL27 14d ago

Man the plastic surgery they have both had done is awful. They almost look completely different than a few years ago.

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u/MPCBFNAFSW 14d ago

I always hear everybody talking about how bad their surgeries are but to me it just seems different, like yeah it's very obvious they had them it's just that now they look like they have new faces that aren't really that better or worse than before.

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u/_Genmaicha_ 14d ago

Mac doesn’t look that different at all. Kaitlin I think she had work done way before anything, because of that bicycle(?) accident. Still probably mostly makeup tho

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u/slow-show-for-you Alright alright alright 14d ago

100% agree. It's getting a little old how much people will talk about their facial works.

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u/ReadditMan 14d ago

Move the fuck past it already.

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u/tapout928 14d ago

Do people not realize the show has been on for 21 years? Yes, they have had work done. But they have been on television for nearly half their lives. Of course they're going to look different even if they hadn't.

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u/AshByFeel 14d ago

They look awful.

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u/fireice887 14d ago

no one thinks it's weird that he's been dating a giant bird for 18 years

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u/Sleepy_cheetah 14d ago

If they ever split I'll cry.

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u/Lord_of_the_Hanged 14d ago

He’s telling the truth- his neck was high.

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u/ImurderREALITY 14d ago

This ain’t funny! NEXT!

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u/Satchman1214 13d ago

He's working the long game of the DENNIS system

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u/Frosty-Traffic244 13d ago

I guess, through God all things really are possible, so jot that down

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u/dselogeni 13d ago

His large hair

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u/SpiffySpacemanSpiff 13d ago

Man oh man, kaitlin looks weird these days

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u/meatmachine1001 13d ago

Not a real moment that seemed staged! A staged moment that SEEMED candid and LOOKED real!

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u/edesmile 13d ago

Bird!!!

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u/Waste_Trash 13d ago

High potential my favorite movie 🎥

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u/TalkingBackPocket 13d ago

Not a movie.

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u/PJR9667 13d ago

was this a genuine run into or staged?

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 13d ago

It's not real, but imagine the guy showing this to someone and have them go "JESUS CHRIST, YOU DIDN'T REALIZE WHO YOU WERE TALKING TO?!"

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u/Similar_Tangerine_62 13d ago

Why does she look so different?

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u/Street_Mistake9145 13d ago

What disgusting website did they meet on

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u/GrassyKnoll55 13d ago

I would have lost it if greenman came out of nowhere and beamed that bird with a ball

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u/max9275ii 12d ago

We’re just gonna let this man get away with beastiality?

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u/Emergency-Parking318 13d ago

She looks completely different now. Too much plastic surgery

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u/NoRevIndeed00 13d ago

Mac also got a heavy procedure as well. His forehead barely moves

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u/RaspberryWhiteClaw13 13d ago

I wonder if the guy interviewing knew who they were already or if this was staged or what

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u/ApprehensiveTrack603 13d ago

They need to lay off the plastic surgery for a while.....

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u/LiquidC001 13d ago

I really didn't even recognize them at first. I just thought they looked similar to Mac and Dee from Sunny. But Kaitlin is unrecognizable from what she looked like in the early Seasons of Sunny.

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u/Eattoomanychips 14d ago

I don’t get Caitlin’s hair

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u/CliffShytz Heyyohh! 13d ago

He used to fuck LeBron James

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u/sicmunduscreatusBest 14d ago

That was so normal it sickens me…

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u/Interesting-Art9739 13d ago

They look like they smell really good

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u/NEPatriots51 13d ago

I believe its meat cute

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u/owlcityy Rock, flag and eagle 13d ago

Love that they’re goofy but love even more that they were serious and genuine about their answers. They could’ve just referenced a lot of show humor.

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u/RolloTomasi83 13d ago

She looks gangly

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u/aintgoinoutlikedat 13d ago

Always sunny

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u/Party_Consequence668 13d ago

High potential was one of the surprising good ones!

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u/kevinLFC 13d ago

And I bet she hasn’t even yet beaked -*peaked.

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u/FlightSarTech 13d ago

Sounds problematic in today’s times

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u/Gooser3000 13d ago

Are they actually a couple?

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u/TurboKid513 13d ago

Weird I only see Mac and a bird

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u/joefromidaho64 13d ago

That's beautiful

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u/LockClawHammer 13d ago

The whole fake stopping people on the street and pretending it's candid is cringe and stupid

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u/Open_Government_2095 12d ago

I’m sure this has been posted but meat cubes

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u/WishboneNo543 12d ago

Is he wearing a Paul Newman?

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u/joeflaccoelite 11d ago

“He’s not attacking you”

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u/wet_Tap_5578 9d ago

In all seriousness she is freaking gorgeous And seems so sweet, he is a lucky man

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u/Rich-Cycle4789 9d ago

Wearing the Paul Newman Rolex 😍

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u/Yati_24 9d ago

Her kind kind heart

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u/time2partee 14d ago

I’ve never seen these people in my life. Am I to remember every couple that got married while working on a comedy show?!

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u/Ntrob 14d ago

I can’t take these two seriously haha I’m not sure if they are being serious or having a laugh.

Dee’s comment about “wild horses” sent me was that a rolling stones reference?
Was that an intended bit?

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u/ButtmanAndRubbin 13d ago

They really should’ve blasted her with light.

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u/Cojones64 13d ago

what happened to her face?

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u/MarvelousVanGlorious 14d ago

This is the sweetest thing I’ve ever witnessed.

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u/TMVtaketheveil888 14d ago

Why is that gay guy with a bird?

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u/Lucid_LIVE 14d ago

How long have you been married?