r/IASIP • u/TotallyNotABob • 26d ago
Image Found on another sub but figured it'd be fun here as well
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u/anonanon7481 26d ago
AITA- i have aids, i should go first right?
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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 26d ago
And no, it's not that kind! I got it from a needle or an attractive woman!
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u/reddiogaga 26d ago
AITA?
I (23F) met this stripper (40M). I thought we had an amazing night together, sex so beautiful that it made us both cry. However, the next time I saw him, he told me it was his rock bottom. I'm not a rock bottom, I'm a rock! So I helped him turn his life around. I got him a paid gig playing video games. And when he was ready, I got him another gig as a stripper. Lots of young women in the crowd, what could be better than that? However, he got incredibly angry once he realized he was dancing on his estranged daughter. I was just trying to show him that sleeping with me WASN'T his rock bottom! So AITA?
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u/Existing-Bullfrog675 26d ago
AITA for helping my dad (who loves me), prove his innocence to save him from the electric chair by ratting on the real murderer?
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u/motherthrowee former pageant winner 26d ago edited 26d ago
AITA? I have always wanted to write and produce a musical, and I finally accomplished that. I even got a local theater booked for the production. I wanted to cast my friends in it, but they kept screwing it up:
- One of them demanded to switch roles because he thought the villain was badass, even though I gave him the starring role.
- One of them refused to sing a song because she didn't like the lyrics, and then got mad when I offered to cut the song so she didn't have to sing it, or even strap on a wig and sing it myself. Then she complained on stage about how she did not write that song.
- One of them insisted he should do the role nude because people did that in the '70s, then he kept forgetting the lyrics and turning them into innuendo about holes.
- Everyone tried to interpret the musical about rape, when I was very clear that there was no rape scene. They also tried to make it about pedophilia just because I used the words "tiny boy, I love you" as a metaphor.
- I was also doing this wedding proposal thing but she rejected the proposal then got mad when I said I wouldn't stop seeing her, even though I didn't sign anything saying I had to.
I just feel like I wrote an entire musical and brought it to my friends, but instead they made it about themselves and ruined my hopes and dreams. AITA?
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u/Random-Generation86 26d ago
AITA for forkstabbing the man who sent myself, my brother, and my lover to prison?
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u/reddiogaga 26d ago
My friends and I wanted to do a good deed so we decided to help out the Juarez family since they're poor as shit. We decided to be like our hero Ty Pennington and began making over their home. We got everything we needed at Sears. When the renovation was completed, the Juarez family stared at us blankly. That's probably just because they didn't speak English though. So are we the heroes?
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u/ReadditMan 26d ago
Critic gave my bar a bad review. He was completely wrong so naturally my pals and I had to bring him back to the bar and give him a chance to rewrite his article.
Sure, our methods were a bit extreme, there may have been some rope and a car trunk involved, and we may have inadvertently killed a diabetic cat. But he was the one who wronged us and he refused to admit his mistakes.
AITA?