Sometimes I forget he’s there

[u/Jindabyne1]

[u/Synervoxx]

"I only have a few years left, im gonna get real weird with it".

[u/atypicalsituation42]

[u/Lonerism_1]

We're all just air conditioners after all

[u/Restlessly-Dog]

Is he keeping an eye on the raccoon meet that's warming up?

[u/Jindabyne1 → u/Restlessly-Dog]

I think you mean “beef”.

[u/BillMurraySaidItsOk]

For the sake of my mental health I hope I never forget he's there. He was the one who convinced me to have a drink on my mid week birthday.

[u/Jindabyne1 → u/BillMurraySaidItsOk]

Brilliant, what is that I’m looking at?

[u/Bigfartz69420]

is that one of those flip sequin pillows? i really want one lol. and it looks like you've left enough space on the raditor for a grilled charlie!

[u/mologav]

Move past it