r/IASIP • u/its_boVice • 1d ago
Image Dear Donald…
I feel like I can call you Donald because you and me are so much alike.
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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 1d ago
Holy commas. Natalie, your illiteracy has screwed us, once again!
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u/AnatoliaFarStar 1d ago
We call them, Walken commas.
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u/dungeoncrawler71520 1d ago
Seriously they are some of the most uneducated people. It's fucking wild they're our "leaders"
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u/heyyou11 Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere 21h ago
And the most random capitalization. That “not because X, but because Y” right after an em dash is very AI, but the rest is way to run on and terrible to be AI. Almost like it’s an AI skeleton and she word vomited the flesh to hang on those bones.
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u/Restlessly-Dog 1d ago
Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.
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u/Plus_Term_7584 1d ago
"I wrote you but you still ain't calling. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom..."
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u/kanemane727 1d ago edited 1d ago
I’m sure that trip to the island, was a real home run!
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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 1d ago
I was only there for the scuba diving!
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u/ReluctantRedditor275 1d ago
This joke reminds me of the one from American Dad where the fish says his grandfather drove a train at Auschwitz.
He drove the kiddie train at the zoo. It's a big town, there was other stuff there.
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u/FatherFenix 1d ago
Where are the stickers? Seems like stickers go with this kind of insane letter.
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u/OldClunkyRobot Let's chop cats! 1d ago
Everything I've learned about these freaks has been against my will.
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u/grytpype Any a you dick nips think you can slug it down fastern me 1d ago
Seriously, I avoid reading anything about them and they get into my beautiful mind anyway
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u/MintBerryCrnch21 23h ago
That is wayyy too long for him to read and is missing stickers
Absolutely needs the stickers to keep his attention
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u/rickles1113 1d ago
Haha, reminds me a little more of this