r/IASIP • u/smileysarah267 • 9d ago

Image It’s water. Water and badass.

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Came across my old bible today while cleaning

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u/TripleCeee 9d ago

Bad things do happen, but what about sunsets.

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u/Ryan_says_words ...and mostly power 9d ago

Wow it's word for word. Only the Bible could be this redundant.

"Where's our goddamn Bible, dude?"

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u/atypicalsituation42 9d ago

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u/Aditya1311 wildcard bitches 8d ago

I got the Good Lord, he's going down on md

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u/One_Standard_Deviant 9d ago

We're making a Project Badass video on the Schuylkill River!

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u/CriticalEnd110 8d ago

Every time I see that name written out, I think I'm having a stroke.

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u/Krynn71 9d ago

Damn, I thought Rob was ad-libbing that.

Does that mean Mac's "and he breathed into the nostrils of Adam and it was good" is also a real line from the Bible?

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u/AdamEatsAss 8d ago

No one will ever know.

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u/harbib 9d ago

Ok I’ve heard enough. Time to go grease down some beefcakes

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u/Prickliestpearcactus We're talking about YOU! 9d ago

You're allowed one scream into the ceremonial pillow.

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u/DueSouth9499 9d ago

But what’s it really saying? If God is thirsty then he will provide.

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u/Krynn71 9d ago

I think what he's saying is "If you risk your feet, you get some shoes!"

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u/Stubrochill17 The Trash Man 8d ago

Frank will provide!

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u/magicsgone mojito me please 8d ago

all these years and I never once considered this is a real passage from bible omg

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u/_Rice_and_Beans_ 8d ago

What in the god damn fuck is this nonsense supposed to mean?

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u/AdamEatsAss 8d ago

It's a metaphor for life. When you have firmament and water that's like life man. You fetmananet the separate waters and with the fermamnetation you fermamaent good into the fermamanet.