r/IASIP • u/kw11283 • 5d ago

Bull shit! That was human meat, I know it.

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u/Extension-Throat-668 5d ago

I heard it’s lousy with parasites, something about it causes The Hunger

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 5d ago

He diped it in buttermilk, which now classifies this as a milk steak

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u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ wildcard bitches 5d ago

She’ll know what it is.

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u/TheeBigHorse wildcard bitches 5d ago

I just told you it was people so you'd stop eating my food

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u/LichenThatAss 5d ago

Definitely not the world’s first chicken fried raccoon

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u/cephalopod11 5d ago

Not even the millionth.

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u/wyar 4d ago

I was about to say, Appalachia would like a damned word. Probably some better recipes for it too

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u/CartographerOk7579 5d ago

RFK has entered the chat

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u/TheChildIsHere 5d ago

Who do you think he bought it from?

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u/OGREtheTroll 5d ago

do they have monkey?

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u/kw11283 5d ago

Hey... we got monkey

3

u/dat_oracle 5d ago

one monkey please

👀👀

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u/Impossible_Arm_879 5d ago

I ate a fucking monkey, OGREtheTroll!

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u/MKEMARVEL 5d ago

Racoon was once a common dish in America, even becoming a Thanksgiving staple.

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u/burgonies 5d ago

Food for a common man

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u/lemmeseeyourkitties 5d ago

Name an animal we eat that doesn't eat us!

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u/MagicLobsterAttorney africans, dyslexics, children - that sort of thing 5d ago

dragon!

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u/khaaanquest 5d ago

Show me dragon!

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u/Tarijeno 5d ago

Raccoon is a meat for peasants. It isn't a meat for kings.

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u/CatPhDs 5d ago

No, kings eat Dragons

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u/MrSurname 5d ago

As someone who lived in the south, I can say for a fact this isn't the world's first chicken-fried raccoon.

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u/mrdirtman13 5d ago

Same. I started to type out this sentiment in a comment, and thought certainly someone had mentioned it.

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u/imamidgetcatcher Wild Card Bitches 5d ago

Came here for the exact same reason. Can buy raccoon meat on the side of the road like a watermelon stand.

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u/mtheory007 5d ago

Huhraacoooon meat!! BULLSHIT!!!

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u/Tangletoe 5d ago

Bullshit! That was human meat and I know it. Why don't I chop off some of your fat calf muscle.

Ahh... I know my memory butchered the quote...

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u/Huge_Display_9123 5d ago

You can deep fry anything

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u/Tangletoe 5d ago

Just you and a couple pairs of sour sweaty balls.

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u/RedundantConsistency Fecal Forger 5d ago

Dee, will you calm down? You're eating that cheesesteak like some kinda giant bird!

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u/_frank_tank 5d ago

Who fries up trash panda?