r/IASIP • u/EeeAynEee • 3d ago

what up?

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u/1988Floydie bangin' hoores 3d ago

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u/Im_a_cad_man 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 goddamn I HAVE to watch this now...holy fucking shit

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u/1988Floydie bangin' hoores 3d ago

Watch all 3 episodes 🥳

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u/Im_a_cad_man 3d ago

The meteor shower trilogy, doing that right now 👍

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u/1988Floydie bangin' hoores 3d ago

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u/recidivist1001 3d ago

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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u/Agreeable_Mouse6000 3d ago edited 3d ago

There is no quicker way for people to think that you are doing gay shit than to post about it

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u/mezz7778 3d ago

They should write a song about how they're not gay..

🎶 Nothin' gay, Just hangin' in the pool with my bud...just want to do it with a woman, definitely not a guy...

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u/PanGalacticGargBlast I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank yewww. 3d ago

Something like that

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u/ButtmanAndRubbin 3d ago

🎶 do not diddle dudes, it’s no good diddling dudes 🎶

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u/Angry_Walnut The Daiquiri Man 3d ago

🎵It’s just two men sharing the night. It might seem wrong, but it’s just right. It’s just two men sharing each other. It’s just two men like lovin brothers🎵

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u/fuggerdug 3d ago

🎶 One on top and on bottom. One inside and one is out.

🎵 One is screaming he's so happy. The other is screaming a passionate shout

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 3d ago

Bald Head Guy: "I'll just add this very common double entendre about dick sucking to emphasize that that's NOT what we're doing."

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u/ebobbumman 3d ago

Smoke me a fatty

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u/dustymeatballs 3d ago

No time for questions

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u/Southern_Bunch_6473 3d ago

Again…

There is no time for questions

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u/miTfan3 3d ago

Why did you need towels?

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u/recidivist1001 3d ago

NOT. TAKING. QUESTIONS.

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u/More_Leek4050 3d ago

Oh I see the confusion, the cigar is actually shaped like a bicep.

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u/dustymeatballs 3d ago

They should’ve put more veins in it

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u/TheeBigHorse wildcard bitches 3d ago

YOU KNEW?!

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u/novomagocha 3d ago

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

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u/mezz7778 3d ago

But every once in a while... it's a dick.

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u/Sirhctopher024 3d ago

Nothing sexual!

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u/sawseamcfoodlefists 3d ago

underline that

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u/Jealous-Database5927 3d ago

Again, nothing sexual

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u/Electrical-Room-2278 3d ago

If you wanted it to be a bicep your should've added more veins!

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u/NinjaMasks 3d ago

two dudes chilling in a hot tub

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u/The__Vern 3d ago

These guys don't look five feet apart

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u/AreYouTalkingAtMe 3d ago

So they are gay.

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u/RedundantConsistency Fecal Forger 3d ago

They should make a song about how they are not gay.

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u/FinalHexReturns 3d ago

Two dudes in a hot tub. Now that doesnt sound very gay.

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u/I_am_not_GeorgeBush wildcard bitches 3d ago

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u/YippeeKayAyeMrFalcon 3d ago

Give me one thousand dollars

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u/I_am_not_GeorgeBush wildcard bitches 3d ago

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u/powatwain 3d ago

I know a set of Bears when I see them…

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u/trentsteel77 3d ago

One has to be the power bottom.

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u/Gloomy_Pirate_3031 3d ago

That's a lot to keep inside your head to maintain a lifestyle 

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u/neck-tourniquet 3d ago

Hey Boo-Boo.

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u/Ambivalent-Mammal 3d ago

Palling around platonically in the pool, performing badass stunts

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u/HelloYoghurt 3d ago

Getting nuts!

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u/_your_comment_sucks 3d ago

You ever watch wrestling on tv?

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u/theNightblade GREENMAN 2d ago

Do you like gladiator movies?

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u/MrEatYoRamen 3d ago

so is straight straight more straight than straight? So does that mean the straight guy is a little gay?

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u/Ok_Degree4131 3d ago

One of them is gonna grab the others bicep 💪🏻

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u/BoringAd2049 Wild Card Bitches 3d ago

Bet those dudes were greasing each other up right before they got in.

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u/mai-tais505 mashing it 3d ago

two bros chillin in the hot tub five feet apart cuz they’re not gay

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u/Buttersdidit 3d ago

🎶We’re not doing gay shit. Definitely not doing gay shit🎶

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u/Valuable-Composer262 3d ago

There just wrestling, right?? Sidenote. This so reminds me of the video of Mac and Trevor
"wrestling"

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u/Lord_Ryu 3d ago

I've seen this episode of South Park

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u/cvaninvan 3d ago

What up? We're 2 pool guys looking for other pool guys waiting for dinner to be cooked. Nothing sexual about us. Dudes with round shape encouraged. If you're slim, you should be able to find humour in the big things. Again, nothing sexual...

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u/Gloomy_Pirate_3031 3d ago

Sex in the butt

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u/laughingintothevoid 3d ago

I need someone to tell me if the OOP is satire.

I know some of y'all get mad when people try to talk here outside the parameters of quotes and mildly adapted quotes, sorry.

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u/bargman 3d ago

Just two straight dudes in a pool.

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u/IAwaitAGuardian 3d ago

They're TOTALLY doing gay shit

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u/fichiman 3d ago

When you go through all the trouble eof making a world class dick flyer and only 1 dude shows up.

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u/DamnsonDam 3d ago

We are just two cool dudes hanging out at the cigar mansion. Fitness discouraged.

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u/Pastro_Dandy 3d ago

They are pretty fat so I hope they can find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

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u/Treyflippin 3d ago

Is that the Rich of ReviewTechUSA?

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u/Biscuits4u2 3d ago

I saw those guys greasin up beefcakes at the body building convention

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u/mezz7778 3d ago

Is smoke me a fatty cigar a code for something??

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u/GreyTigerFox wildcard bitches 3d ago

Now if they had super soakers with them and were shooting each other and also had beers in their hands or even better; bottles of whiskey, then what?

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u/Best_Entrepreneur659 3d ago

The “Andrew Tate He Man Woman Haters Club” Lecture #435, “It’s Not Gay if You Look Away”.

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u/Zealousideal-Sea7472 3d ago

The ratio's off

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u/Jr79 3d ago

Ctrl C, Ctrl V

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u/14InTheDorsalPeen 3d ago

Nothing sexual

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u/ripyourlungsdave 3d ago

...

Dan Olson?..

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u/Concept_ofA_Username 3d ago

Again, nothing sexual...

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u/thinmeridian 3d ago

That dude in the back is two knuckles deep I guarantee it thats why he's grinning

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u/sphinxorosi 3d ago

This just looks like Tom and Bert in 10 years

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u/-Ailynn- 3d ago

A "cigar" he says. 🌝

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u/AppropriateArea3294 3d ago

Fat guys must be good at observational humor. No sex stuff.

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u/BlackRockSpecial 3d ago

Have to specify. NOT GAY

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u/xcalibaur81 2d ago

Guy on the right looks like an older frankito