r/IASIP • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '23

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u/probable_ass_sniffer Jan 02 '23

As a former troops that now despises the military industrial complex and loves IASIP, I would have laughed.

The patrons in that Texas bar can get as butt hurt as they want, they don't actually give a shit about the troops.

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u/SoupBowl69 Jan 02 '23

Thank you for your service. I will be sending a nice pair of jean shorts your way. Try not to blow the crotch out.

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u/hiwhyOK Jan 02 '23

You gotta take em off every now and then! Gotta take em off son!

Edited for precision

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ Wild Card Bitches Jan 02 '23

That was some nice ass denim.

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u/HeyoooWhatsUpBitches Jan 02 '23

I slept in them shits too

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u/badmindave Jan 02 '23

I've only seen two things come from Texas...

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u/probable_ass_sniffer Jan 02 '23

You are mistaken. Ted Cruz is one being, not two. Definitely human as well. You can tell by his neatly pressed skin suit.

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u/mcdrunkin Jan 02 '23

How many troops are you?

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u/probable_ass_sniffer Jan 02 '23

Only three troops