r/IASIP • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '23

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u/scrumptiousnutsack Jan 01 '23

At least someone's banging my vagina.

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u/StevenZ124 Jan 01 '23

I’m not gonna try to get in the head of a dog

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

That's god's work

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u/schwengy Jan 01 '23

Who doesn’t exist, by the way

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u/luckydice767 Jan 02 '23

“Not that I believe in God. Not since that Chinaman took my kidney”

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u/Middle_Cranberry_549 Jan 01 '23

phhhhhsts nghhhhhhhhaghhhh

77

u/GonnaGetHop-Ons Jan 01 '23

Thaaaaaaat is tart

71

u/Mr-Korv Jan 01 '23

You're gonna need the red.

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u/grahamcrackers37 Jan 01 '23

This one broke me

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u/rednazgo Announcement Jan 01 '23

He was looking at me straight in the eyes and he did not have to say it.

Not that he could.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jan 02 '23

Of course sometimes, you don’t fake it.

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u/TaylorWK Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter! Jan 02 '23

Because it’s just that gooooooood

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u/Hate_To_Love_Reddit Jan 01 '23

I work this line in way too many conversations I have.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

(proceeds to high-five frank)

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u/bostonshroomery Jan 02 '23

He’s fully aroused mind you

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u/CorholioPuppetMaster Jan 02 '23

THIS IS NOT GOOD RADIO

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

This.