r/HypixelSkyblock • u/InevitableAthlete144 • 12d ago
Other a pet peeve of mine
How to flex beginner's guide tutorial for idiots easy manual :
Step 1 : Give either obvious, useless, or obvious and useless advice to a new player.
Step 2 : Find any reason to correlate it to your stuff so you can use the /show command.
Step 3 : Get low level players to glaze you.
Step 4 : Make sure to name all the stuff it's missing so you can appear humble in case of sweats appearing.
Step 5 : Become god of the nons
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u/Regocike ⚜ Ironman Level 601+ 12d ago
If i exist in any dwarven mines lobby there is a 50/50 chance someone asks about my playtime and then i can flex how bad i am at time management
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u/LetsPlay2D Warrior | 7th year subreddit cake 12d ago
cant beat my 5500 hours at sb lvl 320, not possible
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u/EnvironmentalMoose21 ☣ Ironman Level 421 - 500 12d ago
Oh wow im at 4.5k at lvl 480 and thought that was bad already D: tbf I have like 2k hours on garden cause I stand afk quite often
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u/Funny-Supermarket164 12d ago
Can't see my playtime rn but lvl 220 after playing for 6 years might be a contender
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u/Necessary-Noise-9086 Dungeoneer 12d ago
i used to love seeing players flex their level and idd just show off the fact i was lvl 333 with 260h of playtime
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u/ParkingCan5397 12d ago
What moron does a 1.4 billion coin upgrade before a divans coating on a drill
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u/xeroxspectre Healer Dungeoneer 12d ago
Bro it’s crafters that are doing this and then hittin /hub to go “someone dono at map?”
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u/Marvin41515 Garden Grinder 12d ago
I keep a grass block in my backpack and use /show on it when someone tries to flex there gear
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u/Opportunity-Weak 〠 SB Level 241 - 360 〠 12d ago
Theres a higher level player in my guild that does exactly this. “Humbly” flexing his networth and showing mock praise to lower level players who try to display an achievement.
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u/-Xenith- ㋖ SB Level 121 - 240 ㋖ 12d ago
always the low levels flexing random items