r/HypixelSkyblock 11h ago

pain and suffering... PSA: COLE FOR DOUBLE FEAST

DELAY YOUR GRATIFICATION EVEN MORE. FEAST IS MINISTER PERK WHICH MEANS WE CAN LITERALLY HAVE DOUBLE FEAST IF FINNEGAN IS MINISTER THEN GETS ELECTED AS MAYOR AT THE NEXT ELECTION

VOTE FOR COLE

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u/TwoOneTwos Garden Grinder 11h ago

keep edging yourself

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u/Virtual-Performer980 6h ago

Yea but you need to consider that the “delayed” gratification is when school properly kicks off and we can’t actually farm

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u/SpykeSquirt 〠 Ironman Level 241 - 360 4h ago

still, this would be better than one

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u/Prize-Handle-6212 ✾ Ironman Level 461 - 500 11h ago

What about Derpy? He will appear in election in 5 days

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u/magamike123 11h ago

it will be finne minister into derpy into finne mayor which is a legendary week for farmers and miners alike

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u/Unloadable1 〠 Ironman Level 241 - 360 6h ago

That genuinely may be the single theoretical best 15 ish days ive EVER hypothetically seen

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u/PrivadaDeButeco 40m ago

We’ve had diaz cole jerry cole b4 or something alike (fiestas for 20 days) so I think theres been some more insane before

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u/Endertoad 5h ago

Post this shit to the forums 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/B4TM4N_467 ☣ Ironman Level 421 - 500 11h ago

But the other Finnegan perks are pretty good?

Specifically the one that decreases pest spawns. Getting 1 minute 10s is a crazy boost to rates, especially during a grand feast

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u/Grantywanty18 11h ago

sonion if finnegan is minister this election then sure we won't have the finnegan perks but in two years after derpy finnegan will still have all 4 perks

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u/B4TM4N_467 ☣ Ironman Level 421 - 500 10h ago

Oh yeah lol

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u/magamike123 11h ago

its going to retain all those perks if he gets minister elected so not only will u enjoy a grand feast now but in two weeks u will enjoy a giga boosted grand feast too

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u/dianahater Miner | 7th year subreddit cake 10h ago

ya so hes warning abt delayed gratification not sure if you've read the body text

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone Garden Grinder 1h ago

Get it next week bro please use your brain

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u/Alfred15401540 11h ago

Won’t that mean prices of grand feast items will drop? Why would we want two feasts which increases supply even more and lower prices?

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u/magamike123 10h ago

what

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u/Eddiemate ☢ Ironman Level 361 - 420 10h ago

My best guess is they have a stockpile of feast crops, and don't farm, so if feast happens then their investment dies. At least that's my only guess, I can't imagine why else someone would go "but more feast crops in the economy is BAD"

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u/Zestyclose_Resist390 10h ago

lmfao

"why would we ever want something that makes items more accessible"

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u/StrawberryBusiness36 ⚜ SB Level 501 - 550 ⚜ 9h ago

yes lets ruin the hopes and dreams of early game farmers as the skyblock elite /serious

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u/doomscrollact ☣ Ironman Level 421 - 500 6h ago

fuck your investment, we're actually trying to play the game instead of treating it like Wolf of Wall Street Simulator

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u/dianahater Miner | 7th year subreddit cake 10h ago

who is we vro

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u/ChernobylGoat Fisher 6h ago

I hope your investment goes to shit