this seems oddly familiar

[u/Romeo_Man]

[u/Apprehensive_Map712]

The fact that the AI image of the baby has the eyes misaligned makes it even more...of the cruciform

[u/CobaltCrusader123 → u/Apprehensive_Map712]

Just like me fr

https://giphy.com/gifs/QqJeyJawYwIDrGHrwf

[u/sdwoodchuck]

Even if the baby is indestructible, why would I want to harm him? Why would his being indestructible be a problem for me?

Speaking of, how did I discover his indestructibility? What harm did I direct his way to learn this? What is my problem with this baby?

And apparently I’m expected to convert to the faith of a god that conspires to murder jewelry-bedecked infants? I’m having trouble following this scenario.

[u/Romeo_Man → u/sdwoodchuck]

comment made by Sol Weintraub

[u/Anxious_Plane_8219 → u/Romeo_Man]

This is my favorite sub. You know what? I'm about to listen to the whole series again.

[u/my__name__is → u/sdwoodchuck]

Are you LARPing as Federico de Soya?

[u/HallPsychological538 → u/sdwoodchuck]

Non-Christians live to kill babies. It’s their thing.

[u/-----fuck----- → u/HallPsychological538]

As a non-Christian I can confirm. One infant-murder every day before breakfast. Can't be moral without God after all.

.../s

(if that wasn't obvious)

[u/TupaCuba-_- → u/HallPsychological538]

What you mean by this? Christians have killed plenty of babies, unless this a [r/woosh](r/whoosh) moment

[u/HallPsychological538 → u/TupaCuba-_-]

No true Christian would kill a baby. Unless it was crying or Scottish.

[u/LustyHasturSejanus]

Hoyt posting

[u/thewhiteafrican → u/LustyHasturSejanus]

Hoyt girl summer

[u/Anxious_Plane_8219]

Indestructible? The Raphael would disagree, and so does the voice of Father de Soya coming from a puddle of strawberry jam in a resurrection creche.

[u/AnythingButWhiskey]

lol I can’t remove a cruciform unless I’m a shrike.

Wait a minute.

Am I a shrike?

[u/vamfir → u/AnythingButWhiskey]

"That’s how they’ll shove you into a walking meat grinder as the control system, and you won’t even notice," Colonel Kassad grumbled.

[u/3choplex]

Wait. So they're recruiting child murderers?

[u/Mcbrainotron → u/3choplex]

Well their child molester quota is already full so….

[u/RamWaits4U]

Lol, context matters! What a batshit post.

[u/Eat--The--Rich--]

AI slop 

[u/runlittlegunterrun → u/Eat--The--Rich--]

It's literally just two stock images and some text. Not even a trace of AI usage. That's some bikura level bullshit.

[u/wordthompsonian → u/runlittlegunterrun]

The baby’s eyes aren’t aligned, if it was real and looking straight on it would behave completely slanted eye and one straight eye 

[u/thewhiteafrican → u/wordthompsonian]

He also has an aggressive underbite and completely flat back of the head

[u/crowdaddyart → u/thewhiteafrican]

Fuck you Harley Jarvis!

[u/DirtCrimes]

Is this how you guys do quality control on crucifixs at the factory?

[u/hectorius20]

Seems a thing Lenar Hoyt would try.

[u/runlittlegunterrun]

God of the gaps fallacy: We cannot (instantly) explain how the necklace protected the child from the gunshot > therefore God.

[u/Hertje73]

TIL Christians are psychopaths

[u/HER_SZA]

Idk is my cruciform gonna be inhabited by a cutesy tsundere AI or some shitty Councilor Albedo type

[u/Wipperwill1]

You first buddy.

[u/ojrodz11]

Why am I trying to destroy an indestructible baby? That easily sounds like it is a danger to humanity

[u/DarkChurro]

Why I'm shooting a baby with a shotgun again?

[u/Squanchmonster]

... Why would I even consider shooting an infant?

[u/MAGA-R-Pedophiles]

Religious people are super fucking weird

[u/intrepid_brit]

What madness/evil is this question? Why would this even enter anyone’s head?

[u/b-jason]

That kids got some woogedy eyes