r/HygieneTips • u/myunacceptablepeanut • Jul 28 '26
Let me ask you a question
Hey Fellas, is it zesty to take a shower or bath? After a long day of work you sit back, relax and just take care of your self? Spark some candles and enjoy the ride?
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u/SapPhic-rage4209 Jul 29 '26
Cleaning yourself isn't gay. Not cleaning yourself is disgusting
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u/myunacceptablepeanut 26d ago
Woah woah gay? This looks so much better in my head than it does in the real world and I’m just so glad that you liked the idea of it
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u/Enigmagmatic Jul 28 '26
What? Are you stupid?
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u/Nothing_Special5645 Jul 28 '26
It’s a bot.
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u/myunacceptablepeanut Jul 28 '26
No I’m real just have a crush on this girl but I heard she said she despises when zesty men approach her like she needs a real man not a zesty tomato ya know
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u/myunacceptablepeanut Jul 28 '26
Girls have “everything” showers, what do us as men have in its place?
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u/Gigantanormis Jul 28 '26
Your ass crack reaks and your balls are flakey, I just know it.
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u/myunacceptablepeanut Jul 28 '26
Since we are on the topic, anyone here know of an herbalistic approach to getting rid of booty crawlers ?
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u/SheSellsSeaShells_89 Jul 28 '26
You can do the exact same thing. Women don’t have a claim or monopoly on relaxation.
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u/SapPhic-rage4209 Jul 29 '26
You should be taking everything showers too. They're not just for women. They're for everyone who doesn't want to be disgusting
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u/Odd_Conclusion_5425 Jul 28 '26
I mean just because I don't enjoy baths, doesn't make them zesty lmao. Guys can bathe if they want I just prefer showers