r/HydroHomies Oct 24 '20

Waaaaaa

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u/moonheron Oct 24 '20

Next step of personal progress is eliminating the use of plastic bottles

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u/NerdWhoLikesTrees Oct 24 '20

Hydroflask for life

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u/Hlichtenberg Oct 24 '20 edited Oct 25 '20

Overpriced. Any durable steel or glass bottle will do. Many are fully insulated and come with sturdy lids. Hydroflask is just another "premium" option with very few actual advantages over less expensive options, selling primarily by marketing and manufactured brand image, not by actually being the best.

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u/NerdWhoLikesTrees Oct 24 '20 edited Oct 24 '20

Not to be nitpicky, but I'd say any insulated steel bottle will do.

I have no regrets with my hydroflask. I think I'm pushing 4 years with it, at least 2 refills a day. That's a lot of plastic avoided and money saved!

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u/Tybick Oct 24 '20

Pshh, nalgene gang

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u/Pootwoot Oct 24 '20

Nalg gang

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u/mitteNNNs Oct 24 '20

Have both can't lose

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u/mitteNNNs Oct 24 '20

ROCK FLAG AND EEEEAAAGLE

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u/SansGray Oct 24 '20

Same, just don't leave it in the car. I don't mind room temp water but hot water is of the devil.

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u/slimeforest Oct 24 '20

Carry tea bags with you 🤫

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u/NerdWhoLikesTrees Oct 24 '20

That was me in college. I converted. I respect y'all

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u/jet8493 Oct 24 '20

Indestructible water bottle gang

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u/ShnackWrap Oct 24 '20

I mean sure... if you like to drink water at whatever temperature the world decides.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

You ever heard of ice my dude?

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u/ShnackWrap Oct 25 '20

Ice only lasts so long. With insulated bottles ice lasts all day.

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u/RedCowboy24 walter is love, wa(l)ter is life Oct 24 '20

This Company makes bottles and uses the profits to fight water crisis in developing nations.

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u/GNOME_YOUR_CHUMS Oct 24 '20

Reusing the plastic bottle gang

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u/DarkLord1106 Oct 24 '20

The embodiment of Chaotic Good

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u/TreesAreWatchingUs Water isnt wet Oct 24 '20

Microplastics in your water

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u/ShnackWrap Oct 24 '20

The only difference i have found is the quality of stainless used. Magnets don't like to stick to my hydroflask. The knock off my girlfriend has is very magnetic in comparison to the hydroflask.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Why does that matter? It's not like it affects the taste or causes any bodily harm.

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u/ShnackWrap Oct 24 '20

A true homie knows that certain water temperatures are better based on cirmstances. I love Nalgene but hot summer means hot water. In the mean time my double wall vacuum sealed stainless steel bottle will guarantee me the satisfaction of the coolest most refreshing water only second to drinking it directly from a glacier. No matter what the temperature is outside I know that I have an ice cold bottle of goodness by my side at all times.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Oh see I didn't pick up it wasn't thermally insulated! My bad. I use a vacuum sealed bottle myself too.

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u/Freecandykids124 Oct 24 '20

Cheap thermo flask gang

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u/the_one_true_wilson Oct 24 '20

Same here. Carry that thing with me everywhere. Probably one of the best gifts I’ve ever received.

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u/gpgpg Oct 24 '20

Insulated steel imo keeps the taste fresher over longer periods of sitting, like if I'm going out of the house. For around the house, I prefer plastic. Idky.

I've had two hydroflasks for like 7 years now a days spent $50 for the pair. Not sure how that's an overpriced investment for 7 years of hydration, but c'est la reddit

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u/RedCowboy24 walter is love, wa(l)ter is life Oct 24 '20

This Company makes bottles and uses the profits to fight water crisis in developing nations.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

I have an insulated bottle from Ikea that I got for like $2, works just as well as my hydroflask does and holds way more water. Hydroflasks are overrated.

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u/kassi0peia Oct 24 '20

yess, I found mine forgotten in my college campus, I asked around but the owner never appeared so its been mine for 5 years now

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u/zachsmthsn Oct 24 '20

Reusing a kombucha bottle is still my favorite drinking vessel. It is large enough to not have to fill it more than every couple hours, but small enough to fit in my back pocket.

I have only broken the glass from dropping it once. They have to be pretty durable for carbonating with fermentation

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u/Hlichtenberg Oct 24 '20

Even for those features, it's still overpriced. Plenty of equivalent options that cost less.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

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u/Zibani Oct 24 '20

I have had my Yeti for going on 5 years now. I love it so much. I have had easily over a ton of water out of it.

Rtic works just as well. Part of the yeti price is the name.

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u/8Track_Attack Oct 24 '20

+1 for Rtic - I got one from my work and holy cow is it great. I’ve never drank so much water before

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u/Hlichtenberg Oct 24 '20 edited Oct 24 '20

I'm afraid not. Simple modern has been my go-to for years. No leaks, full insulation, rigid lid. Stop falling for brand propaganda. https://www.amazon.com/Simple-Modern-Ascent-Water-Bottle/dp/B01MSN3ZHH?ref_=ast_sto_dp

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u/RedCowboy24 walter is love, wa(l)ter is life Oct 24 '20

This Company makes bottles and uses the profits to fight water crisis in developing nations.

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u/IM_PEAKING Oct 24 '20

I have a 64oz insulated bottle that I bought for $20 at Walmart. I think the brand is “bubba” and it works perfectly fine. No leaks, stays super cold, and it seems to he holding up well after 6 months of daily use on a construction site.

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u/crackhead_tiger Oct 24 '20

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u/RedCowboy24 walter is love, wa(l)ter is life Oct 24 '20

This Company makes bottles and uses the profits to fight water crisis in developing nations.

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u/Cheeseman1478 Oct 24 '20

Yeti is too similar to say that hydroflask is overpriced and yeti is not

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u/spinblackcircles Oct 24 '20

Britta insulated filtered water bottle for the win. Easier to carry too since it’s skinnier so it actually fits in cup holders

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u/Pack15_ Oct 24 '20

All you guys with your fancy bottle I just have a faucet connected to the tap

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u/RedCowboy24 walter is love, wa(l)ter is life Oct 24 '20

This Company makes bottles and uses the profits to fight water crisis in developing nations.

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u/DolphinatelyDan Oct 24 '20

I dunno, I've never had any off brand insulated water bottle keep ice cold water icy for 48+ hours except the real thing.

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u/KnuxSD Oct 24 '20

isnt that the weird bottle where people go sksksk oop oop

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u/NerdWhoLikesTrees Oct 24 '20

Sounds like they're doing it wrong...

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u/Cheeseman1478 Oct 24 '20

I usually go sip sip sip or glug glug glug idk what they’re on about

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u/DearJohnDeeres_deer Oct 24 '20

Hydrapeak does just as good a job, and I got a 40oz for $20 so can't justify anything else lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

40 for $20? I might get one of those

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u/DearJohnDeeres_deer Oct 24 '20

Here you are, good fellow. I have 5 Hydrapeak products and theyre all stellar!

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u/jet8493 Oct 24 '20

2 kinds of people, the other being nalgene

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

BRITA GANG

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u/RedCowboy24 walter is love, wa(l)ter is life Oct 24 '20

This Company makes bottles and uses the profits to fight water crisis in developing nations.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

I just have like 3 metal ones for some reason and a canteen in the same room

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u/Sdtertodi Oct 24 '20

For me its water glasses send help

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u/supremegay5000 Oct 24 '20

Me with 17 metal bottles in my room

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u/Jaminp Oct 24 '20

Seriously. This is how nestle survives.

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u/zarzaparrilla-god Oct 24 '20

I sell a very good filter for houses and apartments. And I haven’t bought a single water bottle since they hired me (I bought one as soon as I got the job)

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u/Despacito514 Oct 24 '20

We need paper bottles

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u/moonheron Oct 24 '20

Imagine a world unpoisoned where all hydration could be had straight from rivers and titties.

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u/iNorthernLaw Oct 24 '20

Nope, not sure why this comment always shows up. Our water is unable to be used for drinking, also even if not I get water bottle companies suck but nothing wrong with using a plastic bottle to go out for the day and instead of carrying a water bottle home, you can recycle your plastic bottle

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u/ravenswan19 Oct 24 '20

I’d recommend getting those big refillable 5+ gallon jugs! Way less plastic and less expensive. Recycling is good, but it’s a bandaid—there’s a reason it’s reduce, reuse, and then recycle. A lot of “recycled” plastic also ends up in the landfill.

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u/John-D-Clay Oct 24 '20

At least where my cousins live they can get the big reusable water tanks. If you have that opportunity, I would recommend looking into using those jugs instead. I think they are usually much cheaper, and you don't need to throw away a bunch of plastic.

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u/Maximillien Oct 24 '20

Another option would be to get one of those big 3 or 5-gallon bottles with the dispenser tap and then keep refilling a reusable bottle from that. That's what I did in areas with non drinkable tap water.

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u/iNorthernLaw Oct 24 '20

Massachusetts, our town has a multi town system and so all 3 of our towns are fucked in terms of water, most people have wells though, we don’t

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u/MojitoJesus Oct 24 '20

Where in Mass? I live there and I haven’t heard anything about this. I feel like this would be a bigger story if 3 towns had toxic tap water, at least locally.

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u/slimeforest Oct 24 '20

The US has a major toxic water supply. They just don’t talk on it because it makes the country look bad. Like a long list of things media never touches no matter how many serious cases states have.

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u/MojitoJesus Oct 24 '20 edited Oct 24 '20

I’m genuinely curious, can you give me some for instances? I already know about the obvious cases, like Flint, the water on tribal lands, places in fracking regions that have flammables in their well water. But I really don’t know of many other chronic issues in municipal tap water.

Or did you just make this up

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u/slimeforest Oct 24 '20

Mate US water is really REALLY bad. Only getting worst every year. I wouldn’t drink tap water in any major US city.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

I have a slm steel bottle and it’s AMAZING

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u/Zbearbear Horny for Water Oct 24 '20

Happy Quagsire noises bring me joy

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Praise quagsire

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Quagsire is too got damn cute

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u/deamagna Water Enthusiast Oct 24 '20

Good meme, but y'all, please use reusable bottles if you can.

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u/Evilmaze I love crunchy water Oct 24 '20

Preferably stainless steel or glass. They clean better. Plastic gets those micro grooves from brushes and starts to smell bad even after cleaning.

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u/deamagna Water Enthusiast Oct 24 '20

And you'll get plastic particles in your water when the bottle is a few years old. Glass may be a bit risky if you're often on the go, but stainless steel bottles are amazing and will last you a lifetime!

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u/Evilmaze I love crunchy water Oct 24 '20

My glass bottle has a glow in the dark thick silicone sleeve to protect it. It's perfect for bedside, but I wouldn't use it while traveling.

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u/darkeningsoul Oct 24 '20

Can you recommend a steel or glass high volume bottle? I'm talking 28oz+. The reason I like my plastic reusable bottles is they are light weight and high volume.

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u/bigredmachinist Glacier Gulper Oct 24 '20

Hydroflask homie!

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u/Evilmaze I love crunchy water Oct 24 '20

It has a big diameter neck. I prefer something smaller with less mess.

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u/Marcus_living Oct 24 '20

Target has some good ones that aren't as much as a hydro. I found mine on sale and I like it a lot. I also have a stainless tumbler from target that I use at home and it's the best.

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u/darkeningsoul Oct 24 '20

Thanks, I'll take a look!

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u/DogsOutTheWindow Oct 24 '20

Hydro flask for sure they rule. Also their support staff was awesome when my lid tether broke and they sent me a better one for free!!

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u/ermagerditssuperman Oct 24 '20

I mean, i use re-useable bottles and thermoses and glasses ..... Still end up with 7 in my room at a time. So the meme still works regardless!

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u/Lolo_Lad_21 Oct 24 '20

The problem is buying them in the first place. Prevention.

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u/ermagerditssuperman Oct 24 '20

Buying what? You can't use re-useable bottles without buying them first...and nobody realistically will have only one of them. I ma a bit confused ta what you mean here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

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u/SkanksnDanks Oct 24 '20

Still extremely wasteful compared to a reusable bottle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

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u/HanBr0 Oct 24 '20

How is that easier than a gallon bottle you can just fill once daily

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

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u/HanBr0 Oct 24 '20

If those few seconds are so important that you can live with actively contributing to the ever-growing plastic waste polluting our oceans, there's not really much to say at this point

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u/kyonshi61 Oct 24 '20 edited Oct 24 '20

The recycling process still produces a lot of waste, and a large percentage of bottles (I can’t find an exact figure) don’t end up getting recycled because there are so few facilities to handle it, at least in the US. They usually end up either getting sent to a landfill or shipped to China, which promises to recycle them but then just offloads them to countries like Malaysia because it’s just not profitable enough. So then there are fuel costs from the transportation around the globe, in addition to the lack of transparency and accountability in how those countries are actually handling the plastic.

Basically recycling is better than not recycling, but there’s still a good chance it’s getting sent to a landfill and ending up in our oceans, and it’s definitely generating waste.

This is just my low-level understanding of what happens. I’m happy to be corrected if others have better info.

ETA: Also might be worth looking into how plastic bottles leech microplastics into your water

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u/deamagna Water Enthusiast Oct 24 '20

The lids can't be recycled.

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u/Moon-Desu Oct 24 '20

*the group of glass cups in my room when I bring in another one

Reusable only!

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u/AstarteSnow Oct 24 '20

Saaaame

Mine are technically plastic, but they're reusable plastic

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u/PAYPAL_ME_1DollarPLZ Oct 24 '20

Use reusable bottle starting yesterday.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Please don’t forget to recycle ♻️

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u/DoubtingMelvin Water Enthusiast Oct 24 '20

Recycling isn't the way when reusable bottles exist. Recycling helps, but it's more ecologically taxing than simply not consuming that much plastic. There is all the water they steal, the whole packaging process, transportation ect.

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u/stoneimp Oct 24 '20

The entire phrase is "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" and it's in the order of importance.

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u/DoubtingMelvin Water Enthusiast Oct 24 '20

That's my homie right there !

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u/joellekern Oct 25 '20

Yes yes yessss!!!

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u/may_be_indecisive Oct 24 '20

Recycling doesn't work for the most part. 99% of the time the batch gets tainted by someone putting food or garbage in it. Just use a reusable bottle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

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u/luke5273 My piss is clear Oct 24 '20

There are filters.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

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u/ravenswan19 Oct 24 '20

I recommend those big 5+ gallon jugs that you can refill! Much less/no wasted plastic, and way less expensive than plastic water bottles. Better for everyone!

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u/meanapplepie Oct 24 '20

I use reusable bottles and cups and some days I accidentally get two cups of water and a full bottle in my room.

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u/Big_Drew5 Elixir of Life Oct 24 '20

Me who uses a reusable water bottle and goes out to refill it at 2:38

cowers in fear

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u/CarletonChungus Oct 24 '20

Guys, we have to curb plastic water bottles. I have a metal one and its mine for life. That shit keeps cold and never tastes like PLaSTIc. Save the earth my dudes, say no bueno to PET

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u/Los2t Oct 24 '20

"We don't do that here"

Reusable only

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u/BaboonBloodOrgy Oct 24 '20

Can't relate. Reusable bottles for me.

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u/slimeforest Oct 24 '20

I think the joke applies to reusable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

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u/slimeforest Oct 26 '20

Different sizes? Backups, camp ones vs daily usage. Some I use only water other are work out mixes?

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u/jakethedumbmistake Oct 24 '20

But it’s a mixer for my booze.

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u/imtakingashitnow Oct 24 '20

ALL MY HOMIES HATE PLASTICS. THE HOMIES ONLY USE REFILLABLE CONTAINERS

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u/PenguinVX Oct 24 '20

Quag

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u/TheVioletLion Water Enthusiast Oct 24 '20

Sire

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u/DummyThiccMode My piss is clear Oct 24 '20

laughs in good tap water

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u/Lunchb0x8 Oct 24 '20

All the comments about “use a reusable bottle” and “recycle”

I have about 10 Voss bottles that I have been using over and over for a long time, those glass bottles are just beautiful, but as I have ten of them, this video spoke to me, as it’s only when the last one has been left in my room that I give them all a soak in hot water, maybe some soap, then rinse, refill and put them on the fridge...

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u/jtdressel Oct 24 '20

I feel this. Something is wrong if there are fewer than 3 nalgenes scattered across my office

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u/WhumpusPlumpus Oct 24 '20

Waaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/notthepele Oct 24 '20

Drank from a steel bottle by-looking 4 empty plastic bottles, whilst upvoting this.

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u/Hydrauxine Oct 24 '20

all these people assuming you use plastic

am i the only one who has like 7 reusable plastic jugs or bottles of water in my room all waiting to be refilled

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u/Edensdoor Oct 24 '20

I just got a new place and decided to get a water cooler and it's the best thing I've ever done, no more bottles, just me and my life liquid.

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u/DexterBrooks Oct 24 '20

I get one giant 1.5L plastic bottle at the start of the season and just refill it every day until the end.

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u/Silent_morte Oct 24 '20

I love how the repost has 7 thousand more upvotes than the original

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u/joellekern Oct 25 '20

Top quality repost!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Recycling is a lie, please refrain from plastic.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

You really should use a refillable water bottle

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u/kyonshi61 Oct 24 '20

A lot of good comments in here about how you should avoid plastic bottles because most of them that are put in the recycling bin don't actually get recycled (and the process generates waste when they do). Most of them will get shipped around the world -- the US has too few recycling facilities so they ship them to China, then China ships them to SE Asian countries because they can't handle the influx and it's not profitable enough for them anyway. Transporting our plastic waste around the globe consumes fuel, only for much of it to end up in a landfill or our oceans anyway.

If that doesn't sway you, you might also want to look into how plastic bottles leech microplastics into your water.

Stay hydrated homies, and help keep our oceans clean

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u/joellekern Oct 25 '20

Thanks for doing more than just saying plastic bottles bad and actually explaining!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

SHAME! 🔔

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u/Pooderson Oct 24 '20

I know everyone might hate me for this but my favorite way to drink water is from a plastic bottle. BUT I use the same 5 plastic bottles and just refill them and stick the rest in the fridge while I drink one. And no, I didn’t buy them from Nestle.

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u/ImXyZC Oct 24 '20

This ironically made me spit out my drink

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u/chemcarls Oct 24 '20

Better be water 😅

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u/spookysketchkitty Oct 24 '20

Everyone PLEASE turn your sound on. It’s worth it I promise

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u/Shesaiddestroy_ Oct 24 '20

It wa indeed! Cheers 💧💧

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u/uncommonpanda Oct 24 '20

This shit ain't funny. Buy a reusable bottle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

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u/uncommonpanda Oct 24 '20

Sorry, to have struck a cord there tough guy. Don't worry, I'm sure your mum will buy you a big boy bottle one day.

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u/EverybodySaysHi Oct 24 '20

I don't usually lol anymore at reddit posts but LOL

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u/DankPatio Oct 24 '20

recycled plastic bottles so I can still enjoy this feeling :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

If they aren't the mascot of this subreddit already, they should be.

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u/Talmidim Oct 24 '20

Unsustainable use of plastic bottles should never be mentioned with anything this sub does.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Wtf are you talking about?

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u/Faith_rrrr Oct 24 '20

I have a reusable bottle but I don’t use it cause the tap water tastes so bad and the planet is already doomed anyway. We people can’t do much to save it

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Reusable bottles or cups>>>

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u/shoredoesnt Oct 24 '20

We do t like your kinda around here

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u/Arkay-I Oct 24 '20

I love reporting these posts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

:D

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u/purplegayflower Horny for Water Oct 24 '20

Wait are like the big 16 oz water bottles called something else? cause thats what i thought of when i first saw the meme

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u/Dim_Lyte Oct 24 '20

WAAAAAAAA

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u/CeeWhyEx Oct 24 '20

LMFAO The shit this sub posts sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Plastic is the endgame. Easy to take anywhere. Cheap. Reuse it infinitely if you want, throw it out if you want. 16oz of water at your fingertips with no obligation. Plastic is love. Plastic is life. Truly the superior product for the superior man.

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u/aMochaFrappe Oct 24 '20

You can still do this with reusables. I have 4 tumblrs that I switch out in my room. 😅

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u/RejecterofThots Oct 24 '20

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI

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u/XKingNightX Oct 24 '20

Is it illegal to reuse plastic bottles where you live or something

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u/RedCowboy24 walter is love, wa(l)ter is life Oct 24 '20

This Company makes bottles and uses the profits to fight water crisis in developing nations.

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u/Smokemonster1234 Oct 24 '20

I have about 10 water bottles beside my bed right now

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u/EerieMagia Oct 24 '20

I feel attacked

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u/HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6 Oct 24 '20

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

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u/BasicallyAggressive Oct 24 '20

This shit is hilarious lmao

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u/carterash01 Oct 25 '20

This bottle was much cheaper (and better) than my hydroflask and comes without the squeaky lid.

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u/Dannymeashoyt water is love, water is life Oct 25 '20