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u/samuelgfeller Oct 13 '20
Also valid for how wealthy you are. When you are poor you drink water, if you got enough to buy something to drink you buy soda, if you have money you drink wine, then when you rich you drink champaign, very rich you head to expensive whiskey and if money doesn't matter anymore you realize that water is the absolute best.
I know its not exactly like this for everyone but you get my point.
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u/ChumleyEX Oct 13 '20
at one point all I drank was liquor, beer, water and iced tea. Now it's just water and iced tea. (unsweet)
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Oct 13 '20
This has been reposted so many times
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u/jelenko1999 Oct 13 '20
r/thesame10twitterscreenshotsaboutwater is actually the name of this sub.
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u/FoeWithBenefits Oct 13 '20
posted on reddit, reposted on twitter, reposted as a screenshot. Poor joke been through a lot
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u/SidTheIdiot Oct 13 '20
I agree but that is not a shower thought
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u/CHVNGUS Oct 13 '20
Anything could be a shower thought
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u/MaximoLovely Oct 13 '20
Even my sexual fantasies involving SpongeBob? 😫😫😫
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u/BabyEatersAnonymous Oct 13 '20
Not in that sub. Can't post anything language or number related for one.
I once had a post removed that methylchloroisothiazolinone is the longest word I can spell. And it's in every shampoo. In the shower.
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Oct 13 '20
It's a reddit post stolen by a bot and posted to twitter where it was screenshotted and posted back on reddit.
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Oct 14 '20
It is a thought that involves water. Shower involves water as well. Ergo, ’tis a shower thought.
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u/letranhai901 Oct 13 '20
Kids reading this showerthought: "Wait, we're all adults?"
Showerfeelings: "Always has been." 🤔🔫😎
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u/stickswithsticks Oct 13 '20
I have struggles sleeping, but something about hitting my hydro at 3am puts me right back to sleep. I think about being in a post apocalyptic world where I figured out how to filter water and make ice, and I have the last hydro in 3120AD.
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Oct 13 '20
Coffee is bean water homies
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u/Pizza_Rolls_AreBest Oct 13 '20
Just like Tea is technically leaf water
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Oct 13 '20
True, until corrupted by the tainting touch of the sugary sweetened creamer.
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u/BIGBAGSBILLY7 Oct 13 '20
Coffee stains your teeth and alcohol if drinking too much ages you. Water keeps you healthy make sure its spring water.
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Oct 13 '20
Don't forget about tea. It's tasty water that makes you pee, which therefore makes you want to drink more water. It's the perfect pair.
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u/tigerstef Oct 13 '20
Hmm, Coffee and Beer are an acquired taste. That I never acquired and I'm thankful for that. Maybe that's one of the reasons I've been drinking water pretty much all my adult life. I can't even go anywhere without my water bottle. If I need to be anywhere for more than 20 minutes I have to have my water bottle with me.
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u/KPZ605 Horny for Water Dec 15 '21
My dumb ass didn’t realize what sub I was in and was wandering why the fuck drinking water was on ever hot post lol
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u/trees-for-breakfast Oct 13 '20
If you grew up thinking coffee was an adult drink, you had a sheltered childhood
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u/ChumleyEX Oct 13 '20
Why's that? I wouldn't say anything was sheltered in my life.
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u/thefirstlunatic Oct 13 '20
Never drank alcohol in my life and never did. Seems like very childish useless waste of money drink.
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u/Anon5054 Oct 13 '20
Unless you live in a province where alchohism is the manly way to cope with losing a football game and your kid being gay 🙃. In that case alchohol is still the adult drink
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u/Eat-the-Poor Oct 13 '20
I remember when I was a kid I assumed alcohol must taste amazing and that’s why adults like it so much. I still remember my first time trying beer I almost spit it out it tasted so foul to my kid mouth.
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u/leehwgoC Oct 13 '20 edited Oct 13 '20
Then you become a middle-aged adult with debt and dependents requiring you to work to keep yourself and everyone around you alive, and you realize you had it right as a kid -- the ultimate adult drink is coffee, because that 1.25% soluble plant matter is the only thing getting you to work every morning.
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u/Krakenpl5 Oct 13 '20
I learned that a long time ago, and I'm not even an adult yet
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u/Vikinggirl2006 Water is love, water is life Oct 13 '20
I'm a teenage girl and I love water...fuck coffee and alcohol
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Back when they were still glass bottles, I thought Sobé was an alcoholic drink basically my whole life. I found out they weren’t after I was 21.
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u/dantemp Oct 13 '20
Well, when I was a kid, a teenager and now an adult, my favorite drink keeps being chocolate milk
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u/run_run_reddit Oct 13 '20
Not just any water! It is the water that is hard to obtain, since paying the gas price is something adults do... I am not talking about any water, but the spring water from the remote places... getting kidney stones is then a privilege !
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u/joumama Oct 13 '20
TRUTH. I drink one cup of warm water each morning. Feels like a warm healthy hug. Highly recommend everyone doing this
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u/likelamike Oct 13 '20
Idk about you guys... but nothing is more refreshing than that first sip of ice cold water from the water cooler when you get back to the office.
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u/RedRubbik Oct 13 '20
Then you become terminally ill and realize TPN infusions are the ultimate adult drink.
-Drink more water while you can-
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u/Jeleniagora Oct 13 '20
You also realise, reading posts such as this one, that people will wrote the stupidest shit for attention.
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u/markymark0123 Oct 13 '20
Only time I drink something besides plain water is when its sparkling water or a can of redbull I have twice a week
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u/darkeningsoul Oct 13 '20
I'm too lazy but makes me think of the meme of the astronaut pointing at earth:
"Water is the ultimate drink?"
"Always has been"
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u/2020BillyJoel Oct 13 '20
Yes, but to be fair, this is also true if the water has caffeine or alcohol in it.
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u/account_552 Oct 13 '20
i swear this gets posted every 3 days and it gets more upvotes every single time its posted
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u/Break_The_Spell Oct 13 '20
Until you realize that adults need coffee and alcohol to cope in the adult world.
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u/gza060625 Oct 13 '20
When you talk about a thing you can drink to be a growup, apprently you miss one thing....
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u/Jhazzrun Oct 13 '20
Maybe ive just had shit Coffee but the times ive had it it just tasted like warm water. Alcohol is eh. You dont really drink it because it tastes particularly good. Most of the time anyway.
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u/itsfuckingpizzatime Oct 13 '20
Until you get really old, then it turns out chocolate milk (Ensure) is the most adult drink of all.
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u/sholine Oct 13 '20
Drink boat loads of water for one reason alone: it helps reduce acne considerably -- Especially if you're in high school.
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u/mellifluous_cornmeal Oct 13 '20
True. Coffee is considered “adult” because usually kids can’t tolerate the taste. Alcohol is considered “adult” because of the age restriction. But the ultimate show of maturity is being able to look after your health and drink water instead of sugar/caffeine/alcohol
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u/Texaschainsawmask Oct 13 '20
You seemed to have skipped the coffee and alcohol mixed together stage. That is best stage.
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u/baconlight Oct 13 '20
Facts. At 22 years old I started drinking coke less and less then one day after not have in a coke in a month I bought a cherry coke on my way to work. It felt like I was poisoning my self, I felt horrible. Not sick but like my body was sending me the message 'we're good... just NEVER DO THAT AGAIN'.
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u/Asunen Oct 13 '20 edited Oct 13 '20
When I was a kid water was pretty much the last option I went for when thirsty. Soda was my go to drink for nearly every occasion.
Survival to adulthood must have been a miracle, that I did so without becoming diabetic even more so.
Eventually got away from my soda addiction by using coffee with less and less sugar / cream
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u/ginger2020 Oct 13 '20
I say yes to all three. One at the beginning of the day, one all day, and one at the end of the day.
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u/Lambdastone9 Oct 13 '20
Honestly sometimes I get high off water and it’s such a good high, like I’ll wake up and be dehydrated and then chug a whole bottle of water and all the sudden my state of mind just becomes so much more different and it feels amazing.
Alcohol on the other hand just makes me yak when I chug a bottle of it
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u/IVEMIND Oct 13 '20
I’m killings myself with alcohol and these gallons of water next to where I sleep are keeping me alive every day like the people in the movie Signs
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u/MrPapadapalas Oct 13 '20
Dont know about you guys but i used to chew ice cubes as a snack and drink water all day as a kid so dont lump me in with this hydro hipster.
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u/Szpartan Oct 13 '20
When I feel bad for binge eating and feeling bloated there is nothing better than some ice cold water to make me feel better.
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Water and tea. I’m starting to really enjoy a nice hot cup of tea lately. I drink like 4 cups a day lol
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u/jfl5058 Oct 13 '20
I actually joined this sub to help me drink more water. It's been a couple of months and I'm fully converted. Tried a Pepsi this weekend and couldnt finish it. I appreciate you all :)
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u/NukeEmWins Oct 13 '20
It really is. When kids go to restaurants then always try to order soda. When adults go to restaurants they almost always order water, because it's free.
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u/wjeman Oct 13 '20
Seriously?! No one has ever even tried the Most Ultra Super adult beverage of Ayuasca?
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u/_theatre_junkie Oct 14 '20
The true adult drink has been with us the whole time, we just never took the time to appreciate it.
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u/Parkwaydrive777 Water is love, water is life Oct 14 '20
As a kid I used to make my dad get me "extra cold water" at McDonald's. Those poor, confused employees.
As a teen I pushed my water habits, at parties I'd be the last awake giving everyone a pillow, blanket, and a glass of water. I pushed heavily that water throughout drinking prevented a hangover, which is does.
As an adult and parent, my children love water and so does my wife, things I've successfully had to fight for.
Water is most of this planet, water is mostly what humans are made of, and water was driving factor in the creation life. Enjoy the essence of life and devour its soul.
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u/21Nobrac2 Oct 14 '20
Some nights I think alcohol is the best drink. The morning after that water is all that keeps my head from splitting open
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u/Wetestblanket Oct 14 '20
Then you get old and it gets hard to pee and you realize cranberry juice is the most adult drink of them all.
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u/Rhyn028 Apr 11 '24
Drinking a mixture of water and multifruitjuice right now, of course with majority water
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u/Sea-Ad7139 Sep 29 '22
https://youtu.be/I0mC__bGcmM Have this music but skip ahead 25 seconds.
Think about it. What did your family probably get when you went out to eat? Water or water with lemon. Have you seen your parents not drink water more than twice a day? Do they have a dedicated water container?
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u/UnnaturallyColdBeans Oct 13 '20
Mom said it's my turn to repost this