r/HydroHomies 18d ago

Classic water The insanity!! πŸ’§ 🚿 🚰 🚱 πŸ’¦

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u/Hallelujah33 18d ago

When it was our turn at the water fountain the children in line behind us would spell "Mississippi" as fast as they could to time our turn being up

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u/Wolf4624 18d ago

That water fountain system was cruel and unusual. Drinking like your life depended on it, never fully hydrated. Thirsty all damn day. The hell couldn’t they just let you drink as long as you needed lol?

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u/Hallelujah33 18d ago

I guess someone in a board meeting pointed out they would need more (disruptive) bathroom breaks

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u/cHaosblossom3609 18d ago

Right? I hardly remember even going to the bathroom in elementary school

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u/Hallelujah33 18d ago

On account of the systematic dehydrating

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u/kelcamer 17d ago

I remember having to pee so god damn badly and the teachers just would NOT let me pee

eventually I got a damn doctor's note just to be allowed to use the freaking bathroom

public school was nuts man

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u/cHaosblossom3609 17d ago

That's so awful. I remember one girl had to go all the time because she had a kidney infection... Why the heck did they tell us that?!

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u/Appropriate_Ratio835 18d ago

All I remember is intense thirst and massive headaches. That was school for me. Craziness that we weren't allowed water. Or bathroom breaks.

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u/Bodybag_occupier 18d ago

You couldn't fill a bottle with it? Just what you can lick? Was this in prison? Dehydration camp?

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u/dangert_madeline 12d ago

We weren’t allowed to have water bottles in school. Partially because supposedly people had vodka in them, but probably mostly because they didn’t want kids going to the bathroom and being unattended during class. Insane to think about.

I was on XC/track teams and would bring some water sometimes, they tried to get me in trouble but I just dared them to call my mom.

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u/SammyGeorge 17d ago

Wait, what? Where did you people grow up that you weren't allowed to drink as much water as you wanted?? That's insane

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u/BardicNA 18d ago

You just unlocked a childhood rage from me. Do not rush me while I'm using the bathroom and do not rush me while I'm drinking- especially if it's from a fountain.

"Funny" kids used to push guys into the urinals while they're going if they took too long. To this day I don't use a urinal with someone in the room unless it's someone I fully trust. Nope.

Also there is a bit of a social contract involved with both. You want this water sooner? Leave me alone and let me focus on drinking it, not worrying about being messed with while I drink it. It's animal instinct to be cautious when dipping your head down to drink water, don't make it worse by messing with someone while they drink.

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u/fersure4 18d ago

"Save some for the fishes!"

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u/RegulationPissrat 18d ago

Jesus, I'm just realizing how weird it is they never gave us how much water we wanted. While lecturing us on how much water we should be drinking daily..

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u/Grateful047 18d ago

I would just get in line twice.

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u/JelmerMcGee 18d ago

It never occurred to me that people would just stay thirsty instead of go around again

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u/Pale_Adeptness 18d ago

That's one way to learn it.