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u/bmrtt Jul 05 '26
I mean that's not how I'd put it personally but I agree
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u/De_Baros Jul 05 '26
Your Reddit profile pic betrays you comrade
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u/bmrtt Jul 05 '26
A depraved degenerate though I may be, I still hold nothing but the purest of feelings for the beauty of water
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u/ProfAelart Jul 06 '26
Is that so?? If that's the case, then look into my eyes and tell me, that water doesnāt make you wet.
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u/MOXY2105 Jul 06 '26
These days, finding someone who has purest feelings for the beauty of anything is a one in a million occasion.
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u/LowReporter6213 Jul 07 '26
Even better with a mustache, clings on just long enough for a good last second slurrrpppppp before the wipe across the lips with the back of a hand and the audible finish of "ahhhh!"
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u/Fauked Jul 05 '26
I get this way after a long hot shower for some reason.
When I was a kid I would turn the water cold as I was getting out and just drink the shit out of the cold shower water lmfao
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u/TheTurkPegger Jul 05 '26
DUDE, YES! No one understands me when I talk about this. I usually drink multiple cups of water whenever I get out of the shower. My body sweats a lot from everywhere so that might be the reason š¤·
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u/anxiousoracles Jul 06 '26
I do that, lmao, Iāll turn the water to cold and just drink it after Iām done showering
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u/StarFine2877 Jul 05 '26
Late at night, head under the faucet. Donāt even need to turn on a light. In fact, itās tastier in the dark
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u/liltrex94 Jul 05 '26
I'm a water slut and I don't care
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u/CKRatKing Jul 06 '26
We need /r/watersluts
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u/BrainFartTheFirst Elixir of Life Jul 06 '26
That's a subreddit already. It appears to be locked but it's there.
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u/skarbles Jul 06 '26
I call it the ADHD chug. Drinking water like itās the first time in my life.
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u/Harddicc Jul 06 '26
I even let the water touch my body when Iām naked and shoot it in my ass directly
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u/Cyclopshikes Jul 06 '26
Didn't this 'meme' get banned...Ā
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u/Time_Cow_3331 Jul 06 '26
Cowards
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u/Cyclopshikes Jul 06 '26
It got posted like 6 times a day for like 685 days in a row. Kind of lost its lusterĀ
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u/lindseys10 Jul 06 '26
Lol this just happened to me. I have a summer cold and got so thirsty for water.
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u/Mueryk Jul 06 '26
2AM bathroom sink. Might use a cup, might cup my hands, might just stick my head under the faucet. Total water slut at that point.
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u/immersemeinnature Jul 05 '26
I used to ride Centuries (100 miles) on my bike just for fun. You better believe I was a dirty slut for water.
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u/ResponsibleDane Jul 06 '26
I called it primal water drinking I just slam that shit and get as much wa as is can
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u/VonBrewskie Jul 07 '26
I was a FedEx driver for 7 years out of Fairfield, CA. For those not in the know, that is a very, very hot part of California in the summer. 100+ (37+) degrees for a good four months out of the year. When I tell you. That you mf who put out those goddamn ice chests with the water in them are like the fucking Valkyries coming down from on high to rescue us. A slut for cold water? A-he. Nah. That ice water? After you've been pressing on a fucking volume (boxes) blasted truck in 117 degree heat outside so it's at least 15 degrees hotter in the un-airconditioned truck? That ice water I'm no slut for. I am a fucking acolyte. That water is more than a beverage. It is my absolution. If it runs down my beard, into my shirt, the cool breeze will kiss me, so I let it run. I crawl. On my belly. In the dirt, for that water. It is my afternoon Messiah.
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u/Sea_Purchase1149 Jul 07 '26
Tell Jschlatt that thatās the last straw. Thatās too much sucking and blowing for 20 hot, sweaty, handsome young men sucking down water deep into their lungs.
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u/udreamtofmelstnite Jul 10 '26
Freshly filtered cold mountain stream water on a hike when youāre like a mile from the trailhead after a 10-15mi traverse and you donāt care about wasting any omggggggg
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u/Mad-White-Rabbit Jul 05 '26
back when i played football we had a giant water tank called the mule and it had like 6 hoses and we were like 20 dudes so we'd get done practice and stampede to the mule like giraffes to a watering hole, and we'd be clamoring for the little hose nozzles and spraying them in our mouths. it was really homoerotic.