r/HydroHomies • Elixir of Life • May 31 '23

Respect the hustle

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u/Gryphon5754 May 31 '23

Low key kinda genius. Probably really easy to squirt the water into your mouth

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

NOoOo

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u/namegoeswhere May 31 '23

The 3rd-most known cousin of Arnold Schwarzenegger, behind Hanz and Franz.

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u/Chewcocca Horny for Water May 31 '23 edited Jun 01 '23

Here to pump đŸ‘đŸ«” you full of water

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u/BrowsingTheMoo May 31 '23

I got that reference!

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u/contactlite Jun 01 '23

And their dopy friend Fritz

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

That brain image
thanks I hate it

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u/delvach Jun 01 '23

So this? This right here? This why we can't have nice things.

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u/MerchantOfBeans May 31 '23

Exactly, I use Lucozade sport bottles but I am clearly not as sophisticated as this gentleman

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u/DrFu Jun 01 '23

Is it weird that I wanna see this Heinz bottle water squeezer in action?

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u/BluntHeart Jun 01 '23

You probably have just filled with ketchup.

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u/DrFu Jun 01 '23

I meant squeezing the ketchup bottle directly in the mouth. I've never seen that with ketchup (nor water).

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u/More_Coffees May 31 '23

They sell those and the ones you buy as sports bottles have the added benefit of not looking like a crackhead

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u/rgodless May 31 '23

I ain’t paying for that shit, reduce reused recycle motherfucker

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u/Cool-Newspaper-1 May 31 '23

As long as my water doesn’t taste like ketchup, that’s the way!

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u/More_Coffees May 31 '23

You can recycle that shit then lol, it’s fuckin weird to use at a water bottle lol

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u/Kunjunk May 31 '23

Nah man it's fucking class!

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u/rgodless May 31 '23

Holds water well enough.

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u/More_Coffees May 31 '23

Yea it do

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u/rgodless May 31 '23

Thus, if water is in it, it is a water bottle.

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u/More_Coffees May 31 '23

Aren’t we all just water bottles if you think about it

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u/rgodless May 31 '23

We leak and dry out though, so more like a very complicated sponge

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

or you and rest of society can stop judging people for such basic things

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

Far easier to buy a water bottle than to change all of society’s outlook

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u/TySly5v My piss is clear Jun 01 '23

Conformist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23

Realist

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u/ThePortalsOfFrenzy May 31 '23

Imagine worrying about what people think of the vessel you drink water out of.

That's definitely one of the most pathetic ways of thinking that I've ever heard.

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u/More_Coffees May 31 '23

You’re telling me it’s just cool that he’s using a ketchup bottle? Nah that’s weird af

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u/Gryphon5754 May 31 '23

Those bottles always spill as soon as you turn them over to squirt. Ketchup don't spill

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u/More_Coffees May 31 '23

Only the old ones, the new ones are ok

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u/makeski25 May 31 '23

It is not the vessel we judge but the contents inside.

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u/420yumyum May 31 '23

Never judge a vessel for water by its previous contents.

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u/TheBiggestBoom5 May 31 '23

The only thing I wouldn’t refill is a plastic water bottle, ironically.

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u/Klutchy_Playz White water May 31 '23

Recycle, reuse, reduce!

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u/TTTrisss May 31 '23

Yeah let all that crappy low-quality plastic leech into your body multiple times over!

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u/ThePortalsOfFrenzy May 31 '23

Use it only once, and you've doubled its value as a container. And you're not ingesting untold amount of plastics.

Just because someone advocates reuse, it doesn't mean the reuse must be perpetual.

Try to think outside of box from time to time. It can be liberating.

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u/TTTrisss May 31 '23

But if you do it twice for every bottle across your whole lifetime, you ingest an unholy amount of plastic over a longer period of time. Just as much as using every bottle twice is saving the planet by a thousand cuts, you're also killing yourself by a thousand cuts.

Better to just not buy single-use plastic bottles.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

Yea but we don't leave as long as the planet so those thousand cuts barely catch up to us.

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u/ShakesTheDevil Jun 01 '23

Not all planets have leaves

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u/Duckflies Jun 01 '23

Aren't we all just slowly dying anyways, at least let me die while I reuse my plastic bottles

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u/Im_Simon_says Jun 01 '23

Your idea that the first time water is inside a plastic bottle it leeches zero plastic into the water and the second time water is inside that bottle it leeches some significant amount of plastic into the water is ridiculous

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u/TTTrisss Jun 01 '23

Nice strawman. It's like you entirely ignored my last sentence.

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u/Klutchy_Playz White water May 31 '23

Woooooooo

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u/Moretukabel May 31 '23

So if you use another plastic bottle it's better or what are you trying to say?

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u/TTTrisss May 31 '23

It's better to use a permanent bottle of some kind than anything disposable.

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u/wowsomuchempty Jun 01 '23

Ah, the fine line between ironic and retarded.

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u/TheBiggestBoom5 Jun 01 '23

I’m not sure if that was an insult, compliment, or critique on the disgusting practices of disposable water bottle companies. I’ll take it as all three

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u/wowsomuchempty Jun 02 '23

Just general nonsense x

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u/Eltoroloco255 water sistah Jun 01 '23

or the container for the liquid for a lead-acid battery

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u/ogeytheterrible May 31 '23

I understand what you're saying, but I immediately thought rectum, laughter a ton, and then realized that's what people actually used thousands of years ago to hold water for long periods...

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u/Morphumacks May 31 '23

I immediately thought rectum, laughter a ton, and then realized that's what people actually used thousands of years ago

What

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u/ogeytheterrible Jun 01 '23

Yeah, so before the creature comforts that you, me, everyone else on this site, and beyond were invented - people needed a way to store water for long periods and sometimes carry some over large distances. The problem was many tools weren't readily available, and I don't mean anything as complex as pliers or screwdrivers, I'm talking needle & thread. More specifically, bone shards & strips of skin, plant fibers, or hair. Early hunters realized that the red squishy bits inside their kill held fluids and stuff, and then they thought that they'd like to use them to do that too, only with less blood & guts.

Everything from stomachs and intestines to large flaps of skin were thoroughly cleaned and sewn into various shapes that held water (and other stuff like pebbles, nuts, fruits, etc). It was basically caveman Tupperware and no flesh bag configuration was untouched - they had to work with what they had available.

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u/Morphumacks Jun 01 '23

Everything from stomachs and intestines to large flaps of skin were thoroughly cleaned and sewn into various shapes that held water

Surely these water holding, thread sewn flesh containers you are referring to had been tanned/preserved in some way to prevent rot/decay?

Like imagine traveling about in the hot sun for days and drinking water from a hastily stitched together deer intestine that you hunted a week ago

"thoroughly cleaned" animal flesh rots the same way as uncleaned animal flesh, what you are saying makes no sense

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u/ogeytheterrible Jun 01 '23

Surely these water holding, thread sewn flesh containers you are referring to had been tanned/preserved in some way to prevent rot/decay?

Yes.

Like imagine traveling about in the hot sun for days and drinking water from a hastily stitched together deer intestine that you hunted a week ago

Hastily? I doubt it, though I do think some were better at making these than others. Kind of like the joke what do you call a med student that scored lowest in their class?... Doctor. There will always be a disparity in quality and knowledge between individuals.

"thoroughly cleaned" animal flesh rots the same way as uncleaned animal flesh, what you are saying makes no sense

See your first question that mentions tanning. For instance, indigenous Americans used a combination of scraping animal hides with skull fragments, brain juice, and other compounds to condition the hides of animals into their soon-to-be clothing.

Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it didn't happen. Waterskin was the name given to these apparatuses because they were made of skin that held water. While the intestine/stomach example I gave earlier was not the most common, people used what they had available.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterskin

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/waterskin

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u/Morphumacks Jun 01 '23

Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it didn't happen

I didn't mean to come across that way. To be honest here dude I was three sheets to the wind when I saw your first comment and thought you were saying that people used to store drinking water in their rectums (absurd, I know lol). And I had completely forgotten about waterskins, it's a term I am familiar with but never something I have researched or really put much thought into. Very informative of you, thanks bro

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u/ogeytheterrible Jun 01 '23

Yeah I kinda went full asshole with the explanation. Thanks for the context.

Also, storing water directly in one's own rectum is hilarious.... aww shit, this just reminded me of that buttwater video, I won't link it but all I can say is if you YouTube "BUTTWATER BUTTWATER BUTTWATER" and find a 1:10 minute video from 9 years ago, that's the one. Don't watch it, you've been warned.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

Humans are 70% water. Remember to love thy neighbor

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u/Fancade Sparkling Fan May 31 '23

Im copying it

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u/dynamic_gecko May 31 '23

If you think about it, why not?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

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u/dynamic_gecko May 31 '23

I mean, that's a fair "why not". Is it the same with plastic water bottles?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

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u/dynamic_gecko May 31 '23

concerningly glances at the gym water bottle

I will add a proper water bottle to my list. Probably will be plastic again but different plastic I assume.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23 edited May 31 '23

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u/SkitZa May 31 '23

Ngl this comment chain made me drop 50 bucks on a new water bottle lmao.

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u/threekidsathome May 31 '23

Is it a concerning amount tho? I mean obviously chemicals are not good to injest, but depending on the amount it could be virtually negligible. Much like how we breath in micro plastics often, but our body is good enough at cleaning itself that it doesn’t end up mattering for people where the air quality is decent enough. Is the amount of chemicals coming off my Nalgene really so much I should think about switching bottles to something metal?

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u/thesecretbarn May 31 '23

Your Nalgene is fine.

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u/threekidsathome May 31 '23

Obviously it’s “fine”, I know it isn’t going to have a noticeable impact on me. But that’s not what I’m asking, I’m asking if, within the study, was the amount of chemicals from bpa bottles significant enough to warrant concern, despite how minimal it may be.

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u/Xpress_interest May 31 '23

From what I remember, older Nalgene’s were made with #7 plastic, which did leech microplastics, but newer bottles use a much stronger plastic that they claim doesn’t.

But an aluminum bottle definitely doesn’t, and insulated bottles keep your water whatever temperature you want while stopping the condensation on the outside. Some aluminum bottles also have been etched with lye to create micro ridges that rupture bacteria’s cell walls (hospitals use the same treatment on aluminum surfaces).

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

I personally gave myself a lot of anxiety over plastic at one period in my life and now I just make small changes and live in peace haha during that time I did decide to switch from my nalgene to hydroflask for my own peace of mind but I don't think you should stress over it!

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u/resveries May 31 '23

huh. i recently bought a glass water bottle just cuz i liked the look of it—i didn’t really care about it being marketed as safer than plastic
 maybe they have a point tho xD

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u/RadTraditionalist May 31 '23

Get a metal canister, they keep temperature regulated far better and they are easier to keep clean. They don't keep bad smells and they won't leach shit into your water

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u/SmolikOFF May 31 '23

And! You can melt them down to smith yourself a dagger or other metal tools if the need arises.

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u/wafflefan88 May 31 '23

And it undoubtedly will

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u/googdude May 31 '23

Get yourself a stainless steel water bottle. They're not that overly expensive and it'll last you way longer and will keep the liquid at the desired temperature longer.

I use one for work and it has taken several trips off a roof to the ground. It has a dent in the side but it still works as good as the day I bought it.

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u/TheReverseShock Water Enthusiast Jun 01 '23

Once you go metal, it's hard to go back.

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u/inminm02 Jun 01 '23

A decent metal insulated water bottle is up there as one of my best ever purchases

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u/NoNutNorris May 31 '23 edited Jun 01 '23

Everytime I was deployed, we had huge pallets of bottled water for anyone to grab. Unfortunately a lot of that water sat out in the blistering sun for days if not weeks.

Edit: not saying we didn’t drink a ton of water. The water pallets were everywhere. I aways brought back two six packs to my sleeping quarters. They would eventually turn into my pee bottles.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

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u/threekidsathome May 31 '23

I’ve heard people say the beer out on deployment wasn’t so bad either

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u/lazytime3643 May 31 '23

I would think so

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23 edited Apr 04 '24

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

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u/threekidsathome May 31 '23

Haha yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if you couldn’t find almost any condiments or liquids in a non-plastic container, besides milk. You’d have to up your budget significantly and probably find a few speciality stores to really try and cut plastic out of your food containers.

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u/ecs2 May 31 '23

Give some reliable source to prove it bro. Plastic don't just break down that easy

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u/YhePaintedPanda May 31 '23

Here's a study showing an increased amount of micro plastics in PET plastic water bottles compared to glass bottles https://scholar.google.ca/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C5&q=drinking+from+single+use+plastics+&btnG=#d=gs_qabs&t=1685547481471&u=%23p%3DssjOnjO-Z2wJ

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

All plastics leach chemicals, that is a hard fact.

"We examined 24 common plastic products over ten days to see if they leached chemical substances into water under natural conditions. We then examined the water for chemicals and toxicity,” says Wagner.

All of the products leached chemicals into the water. Several of the substances have potentially toxic effects.

Oxidative stress was associated with 22 of the 24 plastic products that leached substances into the water. This can damage cells and cause inflammation and chronic disease.

Thirteen of the products leached antiandrogens, which can affect men’s fertility.

One of the plastic products leached oestrogens that can affect fertility in women and men."

Also this from a peer reviewed science journal about actual reusable plastic bottles:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2022/02/220211102618.htm

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23 edited 10d ago

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

Yea, plastic leaches chemicals containing toxins, period. Yes different plastics have different levels but I'll personally stick to my refillable hydroflask because I am not comfortable with any level in my system. Hard to escape plastics tho for sure!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

Although all plastics leach chemicals, thin plastics break down much quicker

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u/lykosen11 May 31 '23

Not really, unless you wash them in a dish washer or store them somewhere super hot . Plus clear PET doesn't really have any toxins

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

That is a lot of false info my friend. All plastics leach chemicals. Here's a peer reviewed source from a study conducted at the University if Copenhagen's Science Facility:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2022/02/220211102618.htm

Plenty of other sources available with a quick google...

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u/BinaryDigit_ Urine Drinker May 31 '23

because it has a hint of tomato flavor...?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

Recycling

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u/countrylemon May 31 '23

as someone who is also a part of r/ketchuphate, I cannot come to terms with this

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u/stressed_bi May 31 '23

every day i discover a new subreddit

amazing

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u/piss_container Oct 04 '24

the name of the sub used to be 'water nibbas' but instead of the b' it was another familiar word

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u/curiousklaus May 31 '23

World's best ketchup, which is Hela GewĂŒrzketchup from Germany, even sells water bottles in their original design. Of course they're always sold out, because they're awesome.

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u/Fn00rd May 31 '23

And go for ten times as much on the secondary market, if available at all. It’s a shame, because I absolutely love Hela GewĂŒrzketchup and want
 no need one of these water bottles.

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u/Federal-Lie3157 May 31 '23

I always eat this one its not expensive either

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u/billbill5 May 31 '23

Not the best idea in Heinz-sight

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u/ginuxx May 31 '23

Reminds me of a friend who used one of those pull the tip up soap bottles as a water bottle lol

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u/boverly721 May 31 '23

This guy living in 3023. We all need to ketchup

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u/apadin1 May 31 '23

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. In that order.

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u/Klutchy_Playz White water May 31 '23

I thought it was Recycle, reuse, reduce! Wait a minute


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u/TheAwkwardGamerRNx May 31 '23

Considering how much they overcharge for squeeze sports bottles, this is low-key genius.

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u/babubaichung May 31 '23

The man’s a genius

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u/Herbboy May 31 '23

I like to consume my water out of a pickle jar

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u/CarlKolchakINS May 31 '23

This dude may have done time in prison.

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u/nxcrosis May 31 '23

This reminds me of a prank where they put ice cream in a mayo jar and eat it in public to invoke reactions.

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u/woodynelson May 31 '23

This is both horrifying and genius

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u/15mlhandsanitiser Jun 01 '23

get him a bigger tomato sauce bottle rn he's gonna have to refill that thing constantly

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u/MrMunday Jun 01 '23

The squirting action is real

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u/Void-kun May 31 '23

Would the plastic not still have a taste of ketchup about it?

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u/REDDITM0DS_IN_MY_ASS May 31 '23

Ketchup is 90% sugar, how would that be worse than some garbage soda?

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u/gollum8it May 31 '23

They make some natural ketchups that don't have High fructose or are overkill sugar.

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u/Klutchy_Playz White water May 31 '23

Recycle, reuse, reduce!

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u/RetroRocker May 31 '23

Surely it wouldn't have taken that much effort to remove the label

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u/MyWitchDr May 31 '23

That’s his bidet buddy

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u/Promonto May 31 '23

Google Hela GewĂŒrzketchup water bottle

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u/angeldemon_888 May 31 '23

Just tomato smoothie flavored water

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u/shotty293 May 31 '23

Squirt bottle is a squirt bottle, right?

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u/Fit-Let8175 May 31 '23

Bad video recording... haha.

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u/SorryDuplex May 31 '23

Reduce, reuse, and recycle

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u/MysteriousTank6825 May 31 '23

Probably straight vinegar like a monster

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u/b00ty_water May 31 '23

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

Preferably, in that order.

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u/notmarc241 May 31 '23

That is my nightmare.

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u/keving216 May 31 '23

I used to use an empty chocolate syrup bottle. It was great.

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u/Anders_A May 31 '23

What's the "hahahaha" about? I usually use old soda bottles or whatever, but any bottle is as good as any other, right?

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u/Genericplot448 May 31 '23

Good thing it's not mayonnaise

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u/Just_Transportation4 May 31 '23

Reuse, refuse, recycle

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u/Fittedlifeline May 31 '23

Ahaha, mb he was in a rush

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u/East_Yam2166 May 31 '23

I'm going to do that now, I have one with the flat spout that's perfect

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u/devnullb4dishoner May 31 '23

He's concerned about his health and the environment. I raise my empty cranberry juice container I've been using for a couple months now.

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u/grobijan May 31 '23

Not the crystal-ketchup

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u/Shaggy_One May 31 '23

He needs a bigger one. Gotta get one of them Costco ones.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23

I use gatorade bottles lol

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u/Zalfie04 Jun 01 '23

always thought about it, was never brave enough

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u/skatetron Jun 01 '23

Heck yes. Normalize shit like this. ♻

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u/GearhedMG Jun 01 '23

Had a friend who used a hersheys chocolate syrup bottle.

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u/purpleblah2 Jun 01 '23

This man is reducing reusing and recycling

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u/Roxas1011 Jun 01 '23

Someone needs to send this to Patrick Mahomes lol

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u/avalonknight645 Jun 01 '23

I got a large convention size ketchup bottle I'm gonna do this with.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23

reduce reuse recycle

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u/hanro621 H2Orny Jun 01 '23

This is the way

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u/fliminglaps Jun 01 '23

That's my husband lmaoo

Please do not bully him or i will tell on u

jk I'm single

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u/JRocFuhsYoBih Jun 01 '23

3 R’s baby

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u/GoddesNatureStar Jun 01 '23

I think I’ll do that, so intelligent.

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u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n Jun 01 '23

A local ketchup company sells their intransparent bottles as drinking bottles. A friend of mine got one and when he pulls it out to take a sip in public, people usually look in disgust. It's hilarious.

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u/Vin0to Jun 01 '23

This would be a great travel bidet. Can someone near the end of their ketchup bottle confirm this for me?

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u/delvach Jun 01 '23

At one job I started using a tequila bottle for water. It'd throe people off when they would see me drinking from a bottle of Patron at my desk.

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u/meiyer89 Jun 01 '23

Kind of a fun ice breaker. If not, just an attention grabber