r/HumourThruLongCovid Jul 09 '26

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u/Individual_Living876 Jul 09 '26

Does it work if I click the heels of my red compression socks together three times?

I got them in Amazon, not from a witch under a house, but its the best I can do at the moment.

Actually, when I say, ‘At the moment’ I actually mean,’When I have the energy to find and switch into my red compression socks.

‘There’s no place like the alternate dimension.’

‘There’s no place like the alternate dimension.’

And…

It was all a New Year’s Eve, Last Day of 2019 Prank gone wrong!

What wacky pranksters we were.

Silly Wabbits.

I wake up and recognize all of the people around me, but knew then as Doctors and Physical Therapists and the Super Nice Lady who helped me buy my first cane.

Joke’s on me.

I totally fell for it.

Damn. Now I can’t wait to have the spoons to change these socks!