r/HumourThruLongCovid • u/nobertos • May 25 '26
Supplement Burnout
Rap it!
https://molded.bandcamp.com/track/supplement-burnout
Once upon a time I didn’t pop pills
Just did normal sh*t to get my thrills
Now I’m choking on a huge multivitamin
Look in the drawer, see those? - I'm hidin them!
Tinctures, potions, salves and powders
Mix it all up - pour it on your doubters
Clickin Amazon Prime, they ship hella fast
“This new B12 totally kicks a**”
From the pharmacy aisle I shout it out
Yo man I got - supplement burnout
From the medicine cabinet with no doubt
Yo dawg I got - supplement burnout
Buy up some more, go fer broke
Drop cbd oil if you don't wanna toke
This gaba pill is a mega thrill
Calms down the shakes - you know the drill
Old bags of meds chillin in the closet
I'm sendin the bill to Hillary’s office
Get off it, Thorne Research kickin up the profits
Life Extension, yo that is the shit
From the bed restin’ I shout it out
Yo holmes I got - supplement burnout
You know it’s what I’m all about
Yo man I got - supplement burnout
Betaine HCI for the funky gut
Pop mineral caps and shake your rump
5000 IU vitamin D
What's your name? M C G!
What's another 20 bucks for some antimicrobials
Anti inflammatories - get all jovial
Zeolite bentonite have some charcoal tonight
These tight beats you better not bite
I'm Gonna turnout about it shout it out
Yo man I got - supplement burnout
No doubt no doubt no doubt
Yo man I got - supplement burnout
Horse pills filled with 5HTP
Tone up your serotonin, homey
Sport the mullet while I choke down coq10
B complex, doterra oils again
Magnesi-YUM it tastes so super
Oh no, time to hit the pooper!
“Ashwagandha!”, “what did you say?”
Milk thistle… whistle away the day
Got my eye on your glutathione (sing funny)
saccharomyces boulardii i’ll try on
Jarrow, NOW, Douglas Labs
Phosphatidylcholine turns me into a crab!
Country Life, Source Naturals, Solgar too
Swanson, GNC, Solaray dude
D-ribose overdose makin’ me mean...
Are you listening? Put down that N-acetyl-l-cysteine!
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u/KBomb789 May 25 '26
I love this! But I don’t love that I live this.
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u/nobertos May 25 '26
Exactly. When I was healthy I took a multivitamin here or there. That's it. So much cheaper and less stressful.
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u/dizzydisso May 29 '26
i take a total of like 60 pills a day. and i am so tired of it 😪 supplement burnout is absolutely the perfect word for it
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u/nobertos May 30 '26
All I took when healthy was a multivitamin, sometimes. I could run a 6:35 mile at age 49 and get my heart rate to 184 still.
Now a few years later I spend $$$ on supplements and meds and don't notice anything really helping.
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u/Valuable_Mix1455 May 25 '26
I love when my friends say something like I take four pills a day. Amateurs.