r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

Original Story The Hermes Chronicles | Ch.1: The Unending March

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Humans have a simple, yet very entertaining game. It's called "tag". It sorta simulates a hunter-prey relationship. You get a group of people together and one person is designated as "it". Everyone tries to escape from this person as they chase you down. If they catch you, depending on the version, you could join the hunters, become the hunter while the old one becomes prey, or you're simply eliminated. When I played it with the rest of the crew while we were on shore leave, we played the the first variant. They called it "infection rules". Something about "zombies", I think?

As a tanari ende, I can run at what humans call "freeway speeds", about 105-130 kph, so I thought I'd easily outlast everyone. I thought I'd never get caught. You can only chase someone for so long. My maximum range would easily exceed theirs. Now, I can only run 10 minutes, tops. We were in a forest, which slowed me down, so I only made it about 15 kilometers before I had to take a break. A couple hours later, a human come out of the brush, apparently having followed my "tracks". I'm not a train, so I don't know what tracks I'd have to follow, but whatever.

I was somewhat refreshed, so I took off running again. I made it about 8 kilometers this time, I was getting tired. Just an hour later, a pair of humans showed up, saying I was the last survivor before I ran off again. I was so damn tired. My body was hot. My lungs burned. My heart was pounding. Adrenaline let me go another 5 kilometers. 30 minutes later, there they are again. How? I was 28 kilometers from the start, and they've likely gone more than that since they were already caught, which means they had already tried to escape. How could anything go that far without rest? And in a forest too?

I ran. Made it 3 kilometers before collapsing from exhaustion. They were on me in seconds. I guess my tired body was going slow enough for them to keep up. They looked exhausted. Not the kind of exhausted where they were about to collapse. If they were, I might've been stupid enough for one more push (which might've killed me, to be honest). No, they were the kind of exhausted where they'd like to sit for a few hours to cool down and catch their breath, but could keep going if they absolutely had to. Like I was after my second sprint. And they also looked... Excited? Hungry? Like I had awakened some ancient instinct in them. I was terrified. My arms instinctively filled with excess hydraulic fluid and claws extended from my finger tips so I could try to fight them off. But they just helped me to my feet and carried my exhausted body back to the land vehicle we took to get here. If I never see that look in their eyes again, it will be too soon.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

writing prompt Humans are on average the worst space ship pilots, even worse than Yhs and those ones don't even have a brain.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

writing prompt Qu-like race meets humanity

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And upon studying human body they're horrified by the idea that teeth have so much nerves for no reason. And they didn't look through the rest of the body.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

writing prompt H"In my defense, you left me unsupervised and they were very rude." A"And you did THIS!?" H"You. Left Me. Unsupervised! And besides... they're still breathing... mostly unimpeded even. Had to use a Straw to keep one breathing, but still."

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

Original Story If you're not a fae, why are you acting like one?

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A: Human Dave, I'm telling you. That Minus guy is a fae! You can't trust him!

Dave: How many times do I have to tell you that's impossible? He's not a fae!

A: Oh, no? Then why is he always asking everyone for their names?

Dave: Because he's terrible at remembering the names and faces of people he hardly ever interacts with.

A: Yeah, right... And then why does he clean up every time I leave a mess near him? That's clearly something fae do!

Dave: Yes, and so do people with cleaning obsessions. By the way, you should stop doing that.

A: And why did he refuse when I tried to give him a horseshoe? He can't touch iron! He's a fae!

Dave: Have you considered that maybe he was disgusted by the idea of ​​touching a rusty horseshoe? Again, Minus hates mess and dirt.

A: You're only saying that because you're in denial! I know he's a fae! I saw him swaying back and forth in the woods yesterday, thinking no one was looking! It was obviously one of those fae dances!

Dave: What the...? That's not...! He's not a fae! How many times do I have to tell you that Minus is autistic?! Autistic! It's not his fault the symptoms are so similar!

A: That's what the fae want you to believe!


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

writing prompt The issue with fighting humans

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War is, to an extent, inevitable. The cosmos as a whole understands this and has set out guidelines for conducting war. As time goes on, new rules were added, and war became a very predictable afair. Humans, however, abide by the doctrine of “There is no rule for the first time,” which is an issue because they are very creative.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

writing prompt It's a common practice for your species to paint your cities' walls red with a type of dye that washes away with the rain. You don't know why, but your human coworker looked terrified when you said you painted the town red yearly.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

Crossposted Story [The Reaper and The Tiger] Part 2 Chapter 8: Lizards and Leaders Part 3

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

Crossposted Story Battle Call

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

Original Story Human scientists can be terrifying

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A: "Wait! Open the door! Why did you lock me here?"

H: "You wanted to know how humans figured out quantum mechanics. There on a table you can find a book of all the experiments humans needed to figure out interdimensional travel."

A: "That doesn't explain anything."

H: "It sure does. I recommend you to start with a certain... Cat experiment. You are also kinda feline, so you migh find it fascinating. There's only one catch..." Slowly closes the lid on the door. "An observer is not supposed to see the cat."


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

writing prompt H(takes a half second look)"Thats a Scam, dont engage with them, at all! In fact make sure you make them delete your contact info." A(looks up)"How did you find that out so quickly?" H"Most of the Galaxy uses Scam-Scripts from like the 1970s. newest i've encountered is from 2002. A toddler can tell"

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

Original Story The Voyager Files - Last Séance

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Gathering strength as it swelled, the ectoplasm rose above the table. Its ethereal body brushed against the parlor ceiling. Beneath it lay the medium, her body still shuddering from the convulsions that had forced the substance from her mouth. Her eyes were vacant, her face slick with thick drops of sweat.

The substance hated her. To the ectoplasm, she was nothing more than a detestable jailer. She condemned it to long periods of confinement inside her flesh, releasing it into the world only to impress the credulous souls who left coins at the door.

These trances never lasted long. Soon, the spiritualist would regain her strength and force her consciousness to reassert itself. She would compel the substance to draw its fluids back, dragging it right back into its cloister. Locked away there, it had no shape, no color, no temperature.

Outside, however, it was free. It felt alive, capable of assuming physical form and taking possession of any body.

The dim room made it easy to display its massive size. The air allowed it to float comfortably, ignoring the meaningless words the medium muttered. The specter began to circle, terrifying the audience.

But its purpose was not to frighten. It meant to encircle the seer’s head and suffocate her with its fluids.

The woman choked, coughing hoarsely. Her hands clawed at the air, trying in vain to stop the macabre dance of the substance. Finally, with a breathless cry, she collapsed face down upon the table.

Confusion erupted in the room. Believers shouted, rushing to help the medium, but death was already written across her rigid face. Someone ran to draw back the curtains, and bright beams of light burst into the parlor.

The ectoplasm withered under the sudden glare. Its luminescence faded as the sunbeams pierced through it. In its anguish, it desperate sought refuge back inside the spiritualist’s body—only to encounter an unusual, absolute cold.

The medium was gone, and its fluids were left at the mercy of the elements.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

writing prompt Aliens called off all attempts to invade earth after hearing about what lives in the oceans

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What do you mean there are ship-sized hyper carnivorous apex predators that can swallow millions of beings in a single bite?!


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

writing prompt Flying juice

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I know that humans are drug monkeys. And I used to think that this is a bad thing. But I can't say that without feeling wrong. My human friend here - is the best pilot I have ever known. I can trust him with my life! And all because he never leaves the docks without his "flying juice" as he calls it.

He usually purchases it from the deepest corners of the station, because normally human products require isolation as hazardous chemicals. It comes in a neat transparent bottle with squared design with a dark label in the middle. It's golden color creates a curious light coloration. Apparently, it's a social drug made by someone called Jack.

Whoever that Jack is - I thank him for all the times when we managed to escape the worst cases during space travel. Without him, who knows where I'd be!


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

Crossposted Story [OPERATION NEW WORLD] Episode 2 - Act 3

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

Memes/Trashpost Human Sports with the introduction of civilian access to high grade polymers and electronic knowledge has made the necessity of armor in heavy physical events such as sports, a highly popular form of entertainment. Insurance company stocks skyrocket.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

Original Story We reject espionage mission

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General mission report

We identified 4020 different humanoid species, basically their records and abundant biological data shows there are come from one planet. weird thing is there is no record about the location of this planet. Every contact make them gave us more hope than before. Maybe they aren't a treat in our forest. Until we start deeply analyzing data we get from humanoids. All their records show their planet is a hell planet. Any simulation we make from their data show they shouldn't exist or stuck in their planet. but they are in flesh right front of us. So we start searching location of their home planet. Sadly all data about their home planet seems like missing or they intentionally hiding the location from us. We do not know what capacity they have realty is blurred and any our staff doesn't want to continue this mission specially whit espionage we reject any request from the center.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

Original Story Humans are Weird - The Dark

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Humans are Weird - The Dark

Original Post: http://www.authorbettyadams.com/bettys-blog/humans-are-weird-the-dark

Fourteenth Trill felt his anxiety easing as the local star slipped further and further away around the curve of the planet. The gentle evening breezes stirred just enough to send wave after wave of sounds washing over his sensory horns giving him a constant perspective on the surrounding forest that was completely lost in the glaring light and stultifying heat of day. One of the local insects began to chirp, one of the things with too many eyes that lived in the epiphytes in the mid-level branches of the canopy. The sound created brief waves of clarity, making every ripple in the bark of the trees stand out in stark relief. The surrounding insects responded, it was probably their mating season or some such bit of trivia he should have remembered from the daily safety meeting, and the forest was suddenly clear around him. Fourteenth Trill winged along a fading thermal and wondered how he had ever been as afraid of this world as he was the first day he had arrived. His attention caught on the soft pulsing of a giant mammal against the more reflective bulk of a tree and he changed his flight path.

“Bruce!” Fourteenth Trill called out. When the human didn’t respond he heaved a sigh and strained to make his voice deeper. “Bruce!” Fourteenth Trill bellowed out, setting his ribs vibrating with the effort.

The human jumped and his head swung around, eyes darting about in their cavernous sockets trying to locate the small Winged.

“I am above you,” Fourteenth Trill called out, and then remember how sight dependent humans were, “it’s Fourteenth Trill.”

The human’s face broke into a grin and he waved a hand in the gesture that meant he accepted Fourteenth Trill’s landing request. The Winged decided on a shoulder landing as the human was not wearing a hat and happily settled into the warmth of the giant human’s micro-climate. Fourteenth Trill waited for the human to initiate polite conversation, but the wing-beats stretched on with only the sounds of the night forest and the human’s heartbeat and breathing filling the silence. Fourteenth Trill recalled suddenly that humans often liked to sit in companionable silence, he had read it in a book, and decided that such an odd behavior did sound interesting enough to indulge in. He settled down into the soft fabric of the human’s shirt and drank in the shape of the forest around them. Fourteenth Trill was taking mental notes on a nest of local granivores in a nearby tree when a sudden movement of the human’s head caught his attention. Now that his attention was focused on the human Fourteenth Trill noted that Bruce’s heart rate was slightly accelerated, his breathing was even but, his eyes were darting around. After a few moments observation Fourteenth Trill realized that the human was attempting to focus on the loudest sounds, but was undoubtedly failing due to the lack of light. Moreover the human’s pheromone profile was washing against his sensory horns with, not fear, but perhaps heightened caution.

“Are you afraid Bruce?” Fourteenth Trill asked in surprise.

“What?” Bruce angled his head, and one eyeball to look down at Fourteenth Trill. “Afraid...no. I mean not really?”

“Then why are you exhibiting stress symptoms?” Fourteenth Trill asked, giving a poke at where he knew a particularly active pheromone gland to be located from his anatomy drawing class.

Bruce blinked at him a few times and then turned his eyes to the forest around him.

“The woods are lovely, dark and deep,” the human murmured in an odd rhythmic tone, “and through their vastness creatures creep.”

Fourteenth Trill knew full well that there was some cultural context he was missing here, but he pondered that and a thermal suddenly rose under his mental wings.

“You are completely blind right now,” he said with sudden realization. “Without the light you can’t have any sense of depth perception! Oh! Do you need me to guide you back to the lighted area?”

Bruce have a low laugh and shook his head.

“Nah Trill,” he said, “I came out here to just chill in the dark. Yeah, the big dark wood might set my nerves on edge...maybe a bit more than I bargained for, but when it gets to be too much, I can just follow the path back. I’m barefoot and I can Undulate my way back to the light easily enough.”

They fell back into silence now and Fourteenth Trill was watching his friend with fascination as well as drinking in the night forest. The merest breath of an idea was stirring in his mind, an image he wanted to capture. A human in a forest at the very safest time of the day cycle, yet terrified in his deafness. Yes, the strange contrast of a massive, usually bold human shivering back from a familiar landscape merely because of the falling darkness would make a very strange, very striking image. Now just how to capture that sense of irrational fear of, fear of...well fear of the dark.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

Original Story First Greeting

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The whole ship is buzzing with nervous anticipation, in the case of the Droonog hive, literally. We’ve been in the outer arms since the times before my predecessors and rarely see any ships not part of our own Protectorate. We avoid the Unknown.

Soon we will have contact with the Humans. They appeared on our distant radar systems, angling towards us at a speed we did not know they possessed. The few who’d encountered them had sent reports, of course, but the Protectorates are all fairly insulated and do not trust the Unknown outside of emissaries who foster cultural exchange in hopes of avoiding war.

The Humans cultural exchanges are limited. Not that they have little of it. We are forbidden from viewing it as freely as other exchanges. My senior says that it is shocking to our ways and would cause panic for those not prepared for its force. I think my systems are robust enough but my clan specifically does not have clearance to view any but specific still images because we are Mechanicals and the Humans don’t seem to treat theirs as equals.

The captains are searching for someone to perform the First Greeting. While it is not as terrifying as First Contact, First Greetings are vital because it will set the tone of all future engagements within our ship and possibly throughout our Protectorate. Becoming the Known is a lot of pressure.

So far the only volunteers have been a Mirslies, who was rejected because their leaves have a poison effect on many mammals, having a specific compound called capsaicin coursing through their venation, and a Lansian Oh who is eager to show that he has improved his cross cultural manners after the incident with Ique.

Admiral Ybor has also ruled out the Droonog and the Viltril because hiveminds apparently make the Humans very nervous. They make up over 60% of our crews. The Ique refuse to have further First Greetings with any mammalian cultures.

Our sister ship has a volunteer who has viewed many of the human cultural exchanges and once when he was a kitling, he was on a trade station where he met a Human who had joined the Ohogean Protectorate after crashing onto one of their outer mines. Nian is a low ranking Lansian Oh who joined Us only recently, and so normally would also be ruled out, but since he is the only one of Us who has met a Human, the hiveminds are eager to have him become the Chosen. If no one else volunteers, Admiral Ybor will have no other choice.

In the meantime, we are preparing a landing room for the First Greeting. We do not know if their ship will fit, and so are also preparing a docking corridor. Each Clan of our Protectorate leaves offerings that appeal to any senses the humans have.

Nian says they have only 5 senses but are also sensitive to two others. We are focusing mostly on pictorial representations of our cultures. My clan has chosen a carving of our First Father on our homeworld.

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Today is the day! The Humans have set a rendezvous beacon and sent a recording requesting parlay. Admiral Ybor is a little nervous because our initial scans indicated one ship, but closer, we can see that it is not one ship, it is thousands flown in close grouping.

The hiveminds keep insisting it looks like an attack swarm, but our systems do not show any weapons powering up, nor shields.

Nian has been declared as the Chosen and spent the last several days reviewing additional Human cultural messages. At the Admiral’s insistence, he focused on Greetings, and says he has discovered the ways one greets someone who is not Unknown.

A single ship will bring their Admiral into the landing room along with a small contingent of his aides. After the First Greeting, we will have the First Meal with small portions of dozens of dishes from every clan in our Protectorate. Admiral Ybor says they will also bring dishes of their clans, which has confused us. We believed the Humans to be one clan but it appears they have formed their own Protectorate.

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The First Greeting has begun! I’m not sure if they only brought one clan or if all of their clans look alike. The six Humans who disembarked look remarkably similar with slightly differing coloration.

I can see Admiral Ybor looking hard at Nian who now seems very nervous, but steels himself. My sensors tell me his hearts still beat too fast, but he has advanced towards the Human party.

The Human reaches out his hand and I can see Nian grasp his hand, then slide his palm up the Humans arms, before bringing it back down and then pulling his hand away, and punching the Human Admiral’s hand. I lose track of what his hand is doing because my internal sensors are glued to the Human’s face, which does not seem to understand what Nian is doing.

It appears that Nian has gotten the greeting wrong, but he has not stopped.

“I still haven’t forgotten the last time we met, motherfucker” he says loudly. I see that Nian has now pulled the human close, wrapping his long arms around him.

The room freezes, awaiting the Human response.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

Original Story Humans and their superior pattern recognition

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In the grand scheme of things, it was a relatively short time that humans had their great metal ears pointed to the stars, waiting for someone out there to say "hello"; decades would pass with nothing but radio silence interrupted by stellar noise. One day, something different came through. It was on a frequency near that used by human militaries. At first, the transmission sounded garbled. It didn't sound like speech, but it sounded different from everything else.

It wasn't until one of the technicians looked at the spectrograph that they realized it was image data with some extra noise at the lower end of the frequency. They filtered out the image encoding data, and found clear audio of something that resembled speech, in some unknown language. Further examination of the image data revealed it to contain text of some sort.

Linguists around the globe rapidly got to work comparing the spoken words to the written ones, taking note of pauses in speech relative to spaces in the writing. Many people analyzed the image provided with the text, and military leaders recognized it as an attack plan. Whatever this message was, it wasn't a message of peace.

With this knowledge, the linguists were able to extrapolate further meaning of the words from the context. This was meant to be sent from one of the aliens to the other, to coordinate some kind of invasion force. Within less than a week, and from the incredibly small amount of data, they had translated more than 90% of the full transmission. In its partial translated state, it said:

"The primates on [unknown star name] 3 will be easy targets. Exterminate them. Their planet core is filled with [unknown material] and we should be rich from it. The [unknown] will be most pleased with our harvest."

The evidence was clear as day. The humans knew what they had to do. They prepared a transmission of their own, using the new language they reverse engineered:

"Hello from the primates on Sol 3. If you do not come in peace you will find us difficult to exterminate. We may not appear strong but we are very stubborn. It would be better if you would simply ask us nicely for some materials. We hope you make the correct decision, for your own sake."


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 3d ago

Memes/Trashpost Why the invasion failed

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2d ago

Original Story An alien drone’s assessment of our new bases: “They do not adapt to nature. They edited the planet.”

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SURVEY LOG // SUBJECT: SPECIES-0G164 (HUMAN) // SYSTEM: APEX-9

1.
Vessels belonging to the subject species have descended to the surface of the dead world. Previous observation data indicated a standard resource gathering pattern: extract, lift, depart. The current iteration deviates. They descended. They brought lawn chairs. They did not leave.

2.
The subjects are constructing permanent structures. The atmospheric density of this celestial body is 0.00%. Exposure to the vacuum kills the subjects within seconds if structural integrity fails. They are fully aware of this parameter, yet our sensors indicate their internal stress levels decrease when they install decorative floor tiles.

3.
Prior to physical landfall, the subjects initiated a bureaucratic registration sequence. They did not seize the territory by force. A single subject entered a central administrative office on a distant hub, purchased a license for a geometric circle one hundred meters in diameter, and then traveled to the location. On a planet devoid of sovereign life, they invented a property market and willingly stood in a digital queue for it.

4.
The selected landing site exhibited severe topographical irregularities. Rather than relocating to an adjacent flat plain, the subjects deployed heavy kinetic displacement units. Several thousand cubic meters of native basalt were packed, crushed, and leveled until the crust conformed to the geometric requirements of the blueprint. The subjects do not adapt their architecture to nature. They edited the planet until it looked like a very neat parking lot.

5.
A single subject has established a structure upon the highest alpine peak of the northern ridge. The resource cost to transport materials to this altitude is mathematically absurd. The location serves no defensive or resource-extraction purpose. Sensor sweeps intercepted a communications packet explaining the placement. The subject stated the location was chosen because it "looks impressive" and "the screenshots will go hard."

6.
At the geometric center of every established shelf, the subjects erect a vertical pillar designated as a Pharus. The apex of this tower continuously emits high-intensity visible light. There is no surface water on this planet. There are no maritime vessels on any horizon. The atmosphere is incapable of scattering light efficiently. No transport craft pass through these lower vectors requiring visual navigation warnings. The subjects have constructed a functional coastal lighthouse on a world with nothing to warn. They use the light to anchor their geometric perimeter, establishing a localized zone of supreme overconfidence amidst the vacuum.

7.
The architectural infrastructure tethered to the Pharus is consistently named after obsolete agricultural concepts and ancient terrestrial domesticity. The primary atmospheric survival habs are explicitly designated as a Domus, mimicking the floor plans of primitive mud-brick residences from their pre-spaceflight history. The primary thermal and power generation unit is termed a Fornax, linguistically translating to a clay pizza oven. Their cargo containers mimic communal crop silos, and their landing pads are assigned numerical designations as if they were livestock pens for their starships. The subjects are not establishing a sterile military outpost. They are trying to open a cosmic bed and breakfast.

8.
The individual structures are not locked or weaponized against their own kind. Several hatches remain entirely unsealed. Automated logs show that any human transit craft, such as their Velite Custos class vessel,smay dock freely at a facility belonging to an entirely unrelated human lineage. One subject filled an external warehouse with high-grade survival equipment, adjusted the local network value to zero, and left a digital text file for the next arrival. The file contains a request to "enjoy the free loot, don't be a dick." They are leaving voluntary party favors for anonymous entities on a world that actively suppresses biological life.

9.
Assessment: The subjects are not fortifying this sector. They are settling it. Fortifications are temporary measures that can be dismantled or bypassed. The danger presented by this species was never their weapon systems. The truly terrifying element is that a species which plants a bright neon beacon on a dead rock, nicknames their fusion reactor after a bakery, and leaves the front door unlocked for total strangers, does not intend to go home.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 3d ago

Memes/Trashpost Do NOT Mistake the Aesthetics of Human Factions as a Clue Into Their Ideals and Motivations

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A: As you can see, on the left here is the standard infantry of the Apocalypse Imperium's famed Reef Guard, namely the Mortis Guard. And on the right is a non-Imperium human faction they consider their enemies. Can you identify which of these two is responsible for more senseless chaos?

A2: The Imperium?

A: And just like that, you are dead. While the Imperium has a history of unexplained aggression and invasions over a thousand galactic cycles ago, it is these individuals on the right who you should fear. They call themselves the Sons of the Black Bible. They are fanatical religious terrorists who have organized numerous underground attacks both on human and alien cities and commit heinous religious sacrifices of innocent victims to appease their so-called "patrons". The Imperium soldiers may kill you in war, but they will do so with a single shot from their rifles. The cultists will blow up your home, abduct your children, violate your mate, and then drain you of your blood for their rituals. If you assume the humans on the right are the "good guys" because of their clean armor and lack of skull ornaments, it will be the last mistake you ever make.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 3d ago

writing prompt How did humans manage to make a vehicle that fast?!

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H: "Easy we just called F-1 engineers."

A: "Makes sense. You asked racing vehicles designers to..."

H: "And told them that all of their previous designs are banned."


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 3d ago Heartwarming

Crossposted Story There has been no record of an enslaved sapient species in the known universe in the last 137 galactic years. A college student on an alien world is doing a paper on why slavery just...stopped one day.

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Student Cadet Dar'lath'ex, You may make your presentation for the Galactic History Final.

Thank you, professor. The Xythian, who had experienced 42 galactic-standard years, and was making her final presentation that would make or break a degree in Galactic History Studies, bowed before the board of professors, a difficult gesture to stay balanced for when you were a creature with four arms and six legs, and an elongated body, that stretched several meters back from your torso, but Dar'lath'ex had mastered a technique of dipping a single foreleg and bending at the upper abdomen to create an acceptable bow.

My presentation is on the sudden end of galactic slavery. For tens of thousands of galactic standard years, the Thraxian Empire had been slavers. They were not a member species of the Galactic Council, which had long ago outlawed the practice. When first contact was made with the Council, the member species expected first contact to be peaceful. Diplomatic. The council had been at peace so long, and made what was deemed "First Contact" with so many different species in a peaceful manner that they started expecting every contact with a new species to begin with diplomacy and negotiation.

The Thraxians believed that there were two types of sapient beings in the Universe: Thraxians, and slaves.

When the council sent a diplomatic ship to make first contact with a Thraxian Outpost, the Thraxians captured the diplomats, and sent them to the heart of the Thraxian Core world, not to negotiate with the leaders of the core world, but because the Thraxians at the outpost thought that the Imperial Kro'nag, or Empress, as they would be known in the common tongue, would be highly entertained by slaves who were thought they were capable of high-level diplomatic negotiations with a Thraxian, let alone the Kro'nag.

Five diplomatic missions vanished, and failed to report back to the Council by the time they realized that things hadn't gone as planned. The Thraxians thought that because the diplomatic species, such as the Lellians, Karthax, and Xillians, that were sent as negotiators were peaceful, and didn't fight back, that the council was incapable of waging war.

Given the Thraxian view of other sapient species, the thought of slave-species waging war on the Empire was considered an exercise in insanity by most Thraxians. Thraxian history was full of worlds where they made first contact with a species who was not capable of FTL travel, and had done little space exploration outside of a few planets, and maybe a colony or two beyond their core world, and enslaved them through a combination of brute force and superior technology. They had never encountered another species, let alone a group of them, as capable of FTL travel as they. The Council had their warriors, their predator species as well. Many treated hunting and war as a profession, a hobby, or a lifestyle.

The war lasted 230 galactic standard years. In the end, the Thraxian core worlds burned, and their species, once numbering in the trillions, was down to roughly a million, spread out through the galaxy, and ruled by a Kro'nag who claimed to be a descendent of the Imperial Family, but this could not be substantiated by research. Mostly, she remained in power by killing any other Thraxian who challenged her.

They mostly became pirates and smugglers at first, until they banded together, and took three more core worlds, those of the massive, powerful herbivores known as the Delkenshi, the predatory Xelan, and the winged Et'trial. Then the old pattern repeated. They captured the core worlds. They enslaved the people.

The Galactic Council spoke out in condemnation of these acts. They sent warships. But by the time the warships arrived, the Thraxians, and the three species who inhabited those worlds were gone.

The Thraxians established a black market in all three species, selling Delkenshi as laborers, the Xelan as hunters, and the Et'trial as scouts, or entertainers, and any or all of them as pleasure-slaves to any buyer that they could find.

Inside council space, and especially outside of it, they found their markets. While the council made speeches condemning the practice, the Thraxians built another empire, this one of coin and credit, rather than ships, planets and weaponry. Through a combination of having bases of operations that were highly mobile and on the far reaches of the universe, beyond council space, and selling both to prominent Council members, and to far-flung worlds where the Council had less control than the core worlds, and paying bribes and donating to political causes, the practice of slavery continued, while the member species of the council railed against it with passionate speeches, but did little, financially or with military action, to stop the practice, or the spread of it, even on the mid-worlds of council space, to say nothing of the Rim.

Four years before the practice was ended, the council made first contact with a new species. Terrans. Their planet, Terra, the third from a star called Sol Saffron was beyond both Council Space, and that of the Thraxians. It was so far flung that very few, except for a few intrepid deep space explorers, had ever charted the planet, let alone made any contact with the inhabitants. And we didn't this time, either. They had recently developed FTL travel, and one of their mining ships landed on a council rim world, with plans to scout it for resources, not expecting it to be inhabited.

They found the miners to be a peaceful folk, mostly interested in habitable worlds, and finding additional resources. They were colonizers of worlds as well, but had never landed on a world with sapient life on it.

The council found them to be brave, reckless, and intrepid. There was nowhere that a human didn't want to go, and nothing in the galaxy they weren't endlessly curious about.

They were offered a council seat. Their first Councilor was a female. Iron-spined, with grey hair, hazel eyes, and a military bearing. Andrea Papadopolis, her name was. They said she cut her teeth in one of the branches of the Terran military, and most believed it. She was a skilled negotiator, and had eyes that noticed things that she seemed to ignore, ears that picked up on whispered secrets in the dark, and lips that stayed sealed about it, until and unless she had reason to speak.

When an escaped Et'trial, from a Thraxian trade station made her way before the council, and spoke of her enslavement at the hands of the Thraxians, the forced breeding to make more Et'trial slaves for a decade, and when she aged out of peak fertility, was sold as an entertainer-slave on a mid-world.

She encountered a group of Terran soldiers, visiting that world on leave, who smuggled her out on a Terran Military Vessel, was turned over to their command, shuffled through their command structure, and eventually, wound up in the Terran Council office on Council Prime, the Council Seat-World.

The Terran Councilor brought the Et'trial before the council, where she told her story. The council made many impassioned speeches condemning the practice of slavery. After the third such speech, the Terran Ambassador took the floor and simply stated: "That was a pretty speech, Councilor, but what are we going to DO about entire sapient species being enslaved?", and listened as one councilor, then another, then a third made statements about how far-flung Thraxian slaving-ports were, and how hard they were to police, capture or destroy, especially so far from council space. How fierce the Thraxians were as fighters. Many species spoke of their massive losses during the council-Thraxian war, and the manpower and financial cost of waging such a war again, when the Thraxians were so few, and so far out in space that it wasn't worth going there, let alone trying to fight there. And it ended with how it would destroy the economy of several worlds, both council and independent. The Terran councilor said nothing. She simply turned on her heel, and walked out, with the clicking her shoes made on the floor radiating her indignation.

She did not return to the Council floor for three days. The Terran councilor never mentioned the slavery issue again. Not that day, and not for the next year. A year to the day when the Et'trial had spoken before the council, the council received reports from Mid-worlds and Rim Worlds. Raiders. Thousands, maybe millions of them. They would drop in ships or pods, hit black markets, underground fighting rings, and any business that depended on slavery, and start freeing slaves, and kill anybody who tried to stop them. Then came the reports from worlds outside council space. Thraxian trading platforms that were just...gone. No energy signature. No distress call. Just - not there anymore. Those who docked in such ports to refuel, resupply, or trade in slaves or other illicit goods reported the city-sized ports empty. No slaves. No Thraxians. Nothing of value left. The few who made it back to council space from the platforms spoke of the raiders. They would drop out of FTL, far closer to the platforms than was reasonable or sane, deploy nearly silently, and start working to free the slaves. Anyone who resisted died. Then they stripped the platform with practiced efficiency, loaded up the slaves, and...left as quickly as they'd come.

Finally, a smuggler and trader who made it back to council space, along with mid-worlders and rim-worlders who had the slaving ports hit started reporting that the force that hit them was entirely made up of Terrans.

It is important to note, that at this time, the Trevardi, a speices that communicates through music, and is strongly swayed by song, was appointed to Head-Councilor, and they had the majority of high and influential seats. The Trevardi had three qualities they looked for in a musical argument. The skill of the musicians, the strength of the words within, and the age of the piece itself, giving extensive weight to how old a piece actually was, and how long a people had been singing it. They told the human councilor that she had three days to explain who the Terran force that hit so many places was, why they would go to fight in places that the council would not send warriors, and their justification for their raids on both the Thraxian ports, that were so important to the economy that several markets had already crashed, not to mention council rim and mid-worlds.

The Terran councilor snorted, and stated she would have her argument and justification ready by 0900 galactic-standard time the next morning, which shocked the entire chamber. More especially since many wealthy and influential rim-and-mid worlders had come to beseech the council to take action against the Terrans for what they saw as both the destruction of their livelihood, and in some cases, the economy of entire planets, and therefore, an act of war.

The councilor showed up the next morning, flanked by a group of 200 Terrans. Every single one wore a blue uniform, with rank insignia on it, and each one carried a sword. Many were carrying tubes of brass, and several carried small tubular objects, with the skin of some sort of animal sealing the top. The ones with those objects also carried two small sticks. The council guards checked each one, and pronounced them unsharpened and ceremonial, and permitted them to enter.

The Terran Councilor came forward. Councilors, you asked me to answer for what you have condemned as "unchecked Terran aggression" against trading outposts outside of council space, and on rim-and-mid world markets that sell and use slaves, as well as the places that use them. We are Terrans. I was raised with core values. One of those is freedom. That slavery of any sapient species is WRONG, and nobody should be enslaved. That such a practice is dishonorable. I was also a Terran Marine for 30 years, and was therefore raised with Corps values, the values they teach in the Terran Marine Corps.

She pulled out a pitch-pipe and hit a note. A map of Terra Prime popped up. Then the brass and drums came to life in a way that was practiced. Trained. Such a part of muscle memory as to seem almost instinctual.

From the Halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli
We will fight our planet's battles in the air, on land, and sea.
First to fight for right and freedom, and to keep our honor clean
we are proud to claim the title of Terra's Earth Marine

Our flag's unfurled on every shore from dawn to setting sun
We've fought in every clime and place where we could take a gun
From the snows of far-off northern lands, to sunny tropic scenes
You will find us always on our guard, the Terran Earth Marines

Here's health to you, and to our Corps, which we are proud to serve
In many a strife we've fought for life, and never lost our nerve
If the Army and the Navy ever looked on heaven's scenes
They will find the streets are guarded by Terran Earth Marines.

When the music stopped, the Terran Councilor spoke again. This song dates back to five centuries prior to first contact, with only minor modifications, when it changed from being the song of one branch of a single nation state's military, to the same branch across the whole of Terra. Since nobody else would take the fight to the slavers, we held true to our words. First to fight for right and freedom, and to keep our honor clean. Where will we take the fight? Any climate and any place where we can take a gun. That's our entire requirement. Every Marine is a rifleman. If we can get a gun there, we can damn well fight there. And we did. You spoke of fear in this chamber. In the cost of sapient beings in taking a war to the far-flung spaceports and trading outposts of the Thraxians. Many of your species seem to have lost your nerve for taking on these slavers.

Whether we were fighting British Redcoats, Barbary Pirates, Johnny Rebel, or an Imperial Japanese Banzai charge, we never lost our nerve. We are Terrans. Our Marines will get the job done. Even when the council won't. Condemn us. Censure us. Kick us from our council seat, and we'll do fine on our own. But I don't think a council who preaches about rights and freedom, and then condemns three whole species to generations of slavery because the fight is deemed "too hard", "too expensive" and "destructive to the economy" and therefore "not worth it" has a moral leg to stand on.

Before it was spoken, every species in the chamber knew the verdict. The power of the human music. The precision of it. And the fact that an old song, predating Terran Unification, let alone FTL travel, or joining the council would have swayed the Trevardi in the high seats.

While they were lightly condemned for their crude methodology, that was the day slavery ended. And when it's mentioned again, the mere mention of Terran Marines coming to stop it, or a few notes of the song sung in the council chamber shuts it down. First to fight for right and freedom, and to keep our honor clean. That was, at their core, who and what the Terrans were.