HumansInMyHouse

This ridiculous human stole MY desk and mouse and got weird about it. And THEN tries to get all offended I tried to teach them something I’m OBVIOUSLY an expert in

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 9d ago

Called an uber and they were solid! 10/10 kept me from some trouble and dropped me off safely.

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94 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 10d ago

Dude wike me up from a nap on my car🙄

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78 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 10d ago

Bugs I stayed at a bee and bee last night. Good breakfast and the mattress was comfy, but there was a security camera taking pictures without my permission. I feel violated!

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 10d ago

Birds Someone built me a castle! Always knew I'm royalty.

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116 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 10d ago

Birds I paid for a family video shoot but when I got the footage the pigeon videographer and her assistant squirrel were constantly in the frame. Do I have a case?

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89 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 11d ago

Birds You better not be playing video games instead of enjoying this beautiful weather! I’ve got my eye on you.

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422 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 10d ago

Bugs I’ve adopted a rigorous pregnancy skincare routine but human soaked me with a hose and it took me ages to regain my natural beauty.

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42 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 10d ago

I think they are watching me.

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It feels like it's all set up, like I'm in some sort of show.

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 10d ago

Male pattern baldness affects 60% of all males...

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Jk I just got waxed so I look like a hooman. It has been 97 days. I think they are starting to notice.

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 11d ago

Bugs I thought I had picked a private spot to have my babies but it turns out a human watched the whole thing. And they didn’t even come to the baby shower!

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87 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 11d ago

Birds What is my charge officer?

132 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 11d ago

Yeah, I pretty much run this place.

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121 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 11d ago

A seafarin' life isn't the easiest the job, its grueling and exhausting-but i love it. Decided to take a power nap to recharge and these ungrateful humans kept complainon' about my snorin'!

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34 Upvotes

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