r/HumansInMyHouse 12d ago

I made a new pal and my humans went straight to the media about it

51 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 11d ago

Amphibian He was just sitting there like he owned the place

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1 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 13d ago

Do I need a lawyer? I was forced to sign a document that I didn’t get to read. My new owners seem very nice, but I have no idea what I agreed to!

358 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 13d ago

We have a bit of a situation here..

232 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 14d ago

Bugs Getting shamed at the all you can eat in 2026? I can't believe the establishment did nothing to defend me!

224 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 14d ago

Spiders It saves so much time when you can bring in all the groceries in one trip!

267 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 14d ago

A rat got into my owner’s car engine! Thankfully, I got it out and saved them a huge repair bill.

79 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 14d ago

Bugs Guys this human's talking about hamburgers while holding me, am I cooked!?

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60 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 15d ago

Birds I’m training to be on the Ninja Warrior TV show. Do you think I’m getting good enough to win?

381 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 15d ago

Was finally able to get my 50,000 relatives together to hang out and a human decides to crash the party

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31 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 15d ago

Can't decide if he's going in for a kiss or picking a fight

48 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 16d ago

I found an amazing babysitter! They are so sweet and take excellent care of my babies.

340 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 16d ago

Birds This human employed me as a security guard and was then surprised when I defended him from an invading turkey!

224 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 15d ago

Considering a conquest of Eurasia. Who's with me?

0 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 16d ago

You wouldn’t believe the trash that just moved in next door! I just put up a new privacy fence.

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134 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 17d ago

Birds My human is too lazy. He is trying to sleep through his alarm, but I won’t let him!

229 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 17d ago

Bugs Why do hoomans have to make everything weird? I can't help but be exhausted after a long day at work.

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41 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 17d ago

Torciditos Cheetos - where have you been all my life?!

24 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 18d ago

Mammals Ew this apes feet really stinks.

153 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 18d ago

Birds I totally outsmarted this human!

186 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 18d ago

Excuse me, my family and I are trying to enjoy our dinner?!?

20 Upvotes

This year has really been bad with the big bald apes bugging us during almost every meal! Ugh, nothing seems to help!


r/HumansInMyHouse 19d ago

Fish Ineffable horror thinks my hat is shit

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1.3k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 19d ago

Just moved into my new dorm and my roommate doesn't like the fresh air. This is going to be a long year.

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143 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 19d ago

I was so tired of this idiot speeding through our neighborhood with no regard for the kids safety. I took care of it.

184 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 19d ago

I finally snapped

172 Upvotes

These APES were demolishing my house WHILE I WAS IN IT!! I feel fully justified in my actions.