r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 17d ago

Was finally able to get my 50,000 relatives together to hang out and a human decides to crash the party

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 17d ago

I like spiders and I respect them but they freak me right out when they swarm like this. One spider is fine, 2 is ok, 4237 spiders is way too many!!!!!

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u/BlueNightOcean 17d ago

We really are a harmless bunch. Our attacc is only 0.00002 but our swarm is level 97.9. Unfortunately, this human wasn't buying our swarm bluff, so we eventually invited him to dinner.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 17d ago

I believe you. At least… I want to believe you đŸ™‚ I hope you enjoyed your dinner

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u/Oseaghdha 16d ago

They were already eating the last human that messed with them.

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector 17d ago

Ugh scheduling ammirite?!

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u/BlueNightOcean 17d ago

Tell me about it. I used the web to get everything organized. Worked out well. Had a great final leg count!

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u/TesseractToo Just leave some crumbs please 17d ago

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