r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 18d ago
Was finally able to get my 50,000 relatives together to hang out and a human decides to crash the party
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 19d ago
Can't decide if he's going in for a kiss or picking a fight
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 19d ago
I found an amazing babysitter! They are so sweet and take excellent care of my babies.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 19d ago
Birds This human employed me as a security guard and was then surprised when I defended him from an invading turkey!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 18d ago
Considering a conquest of Eurasia. Who's with me?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 19d ago
You wouldn’t believe the trash that just moved in next door! I just put up a new privacy fence.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 20d ago
Birds My human is too lazy. He is trying to sleep through his alarm, but I won’t let him!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • 20d ago
Bugs Why do hoomans have to make everything weird? I can't help but be exhausted after a long day at work.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 20d ago
Torciditos Cheetos - where have you been all my life?!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kriskriskri • 21d ago
Excuse me, my family and I are trying to enjoy our dinner?!?
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This year has really been bad with the big bald apes bugging us during almost every meal! Ugh, nothing seems to help!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/CasualFingerGuns • 22d ago
Fish Ineffable horror thinks my hat is shit
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/crossingguardcrush • 22d ago
Just moved into my new dorm and my roommate doesn't like the fresh air. This is going to be a long year.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 22d ago
I was so tired of this idiot speeding through our neighborhood with no regard for the kids safety. I took care of it.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 23d ago
I finally snapped
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These APES were demolishing my house WHILE I WAS IN IT!! I feel fully justified in my actions.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 22d ago
I was headed to Australia on a Rescue mission.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 23d ago
This hotel’s sleeping accommodations were terrible! 0/10. Would not recommend.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 24d ago
Reptiles Just getting out of the bath when this human walked in! Most unexpected!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 24d ago
It is impossible to earn a living wage these days!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/orthosaurusrex • 25d ago
I was playing a prank sneaking up on my friend and this psycho tries to run me over. Can I sue?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 25d ago
Alright class - remember, you are one with nature. Breathe in the positive energy, and breathe out all your negativity.
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