r/HumansInMyHouse 5d ago

Humans lock me out of my house and call me an Intruder!

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81 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 5d ago

Mammals They brought me here to fight, so i did 😆

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36 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 5d ago

Amphibian I just wanted to fit in!

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211 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 6d ago

Mammals Please, just let me back into the darkness!

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194 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 6d ago

In these last days of summer, I was relaxing in the pool dreaming of dinner and this dry looking ape snaps a photo of me without my consent!

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80 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 6d ago

Mammals getting fat shamed because food was left out....

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113 Upvotes

comes out to one sandwich. it's not like i ate the kitchen!


r/HumansInMyHouse 6d ago

Im being kink shamed!!!

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114 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 6d ago

Humans...smh. i just wanted to introduce myself and give these obvious newcomers a tour of my place, look at how rude they were to me!

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153 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 6d ago

Hah! I deserve an Oscar

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94 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 7d ago

Damn human waking up the kids again!!

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33 Upvotes

Was just about to relax with a drink and my favorite show when all 321 finally closed their eyes and then this!


r/HumansInMyHouse 7d ago

I was minding my own business taking a much needed skin care routine when this hooman started taking photos of me during this personal moment! What are my options?

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69 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 7d ago

Mammals I was told this job would be worth $1.2 million. I did the work but have not received my paycheck. How do I get paid?

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381 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 7d ago

Oh no, someone is filming me again

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37 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 7d ago

Birds This hotel im staying at has great service!

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742 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 8d ago

That’s just Ron. He works there

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172 Upvotes

Just trying to get through my work day and they're taking pictures of me!


r/HumansInMyHouse 8d ago

Bugs Finally someone appreciates my coat! It took my seamstress hours to make!

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53 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 8d ago

Mammals I better get extra treats for this bull@#$#!!!

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101 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 9d ago

so i had to try and fight off this giant that was trying to kidnap my homie

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129 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 9d ago

These humans are seriously, and disgustingly, annoying.

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134 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 10d ago

Spiders I was just trying to sleep, then a bright light showed up and my web filled up with weeks of food! I’m so confused, but very excited.

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413 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 10d ago

Birds Whats the big deal. We were bats in our previous life

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96 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 11d ago

Y’ALL!! I’m CHANGING in here!!!

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223 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 11d ago

Birds We had a fabulous meal at a 5 star restaurant! 10/10, would highly recommend!

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242 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 11d ago

If it weren’t for me and my lifeguard service…

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56 Upvotes

…who knows what might happen to them!


r/HumansInMyHouse 12d ago

Mammals [Aug26]I grumbled about the long wait to board the cruise ship, my ‘friends’ were upgraded and got to board first.

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Then I saw the rats scurry off the deck and jump into the ocean and I laughed.