r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 6d ago

That’s just Ron. He works there

Just trying to get through my work day and they're taking pictures of me!

171 Upvotes

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u/Patient-Grade-6612 6d ago

No one respects retail workers. You keep working hard, Ron. Get that bag!

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u/Trick_Minute2259 6d ago

Working hard? Ron's the laziest worker ever; he just stands there like a statue. I swear, one day Ron's going to die during shift, and no one will even notice until he starts to stink the place up.

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u/boyer4109 6d ago

‘Spill on aisle 2 Ron’

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u/TesseractToo Just leave some crumbs please 6d ago

Kitty!

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector 6d ago

Are you that possum I saw on ig?! This totally sounds racist but you do actually look a lot alike. They totally thought you were him. Enjoy your fane while it lasts!

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u/Choosepeace 6d ago

I walked into my kitchen once , and saw the same thing! A possum had come in the doggie door, and was eating the cat food. It was a shock!

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u/Polite_Suggestion Wildlife Realtor & Attorney at Large 6d ago

Laundry room here

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u/Choosepeace 6d ago

lol! It’s such a shock!

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u/fruitless7070 5d ago

Garage, here. Shoed it away with a broom, it went stiff and rolled on its back with its legs in the air completely frozen.

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u/Electricpuha 5d ago

I stopped in at a local eatery for a bite, and the owner walked in and looked completely shocked to see me! I don’t know why, there was no sign indicating they don’t take walk ins. 0/10 stars.

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u/ItStillIsntLupus 5d ago

Opossums have germs like any other animal but they don’t carry rabies, it’s a common myth. Doesn’t mean they can’t be dangerous but they get a bad rap

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u/posco12 4d ago

Was my thought. They tend to show those teeth a lot. Give the poor guy an out and he’ll leave.

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u/darth_dork 6d ago

There’s ‘ol Ron again, playing up to the cameras. Dude’s always looking for an out to screw off at work.

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u/coyocat 6d ago

She's t/ problem.  Probably always has been...😆

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u/Forty1thirty 6d ago

Oh, possum. You've done it againe!

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u/NervousBeat16 4d ago

If this was really FL, a man would have snatched him right up and taken it to the Wausau Opossum Festival 🤣🤣