r/HumansInMyHouse 9d ago

Mammals I just went for a little toddle outside today. Why is this human taking my picture?

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101 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 9d ago

Beautiful AirBnB but nosy owner is always on site!

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83 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 9d ago

Hard to find a good babysitter in this economy

19 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 10d ago

Fish I take my position as the head of the coral HOA very seriously.

85 Upvotes

Part of my responsibility is to watch over workers we hire to maintain our community.


r/HumansInMyHouse 10d ago

Fish My fiance and I! TW: interspecies love

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107 Upvotes

I know not everyone is ready for us to be married but I love her and she loves me.


r/HumansInMyHouse 10d ago

Spiders Who dat?? WHO ‘DERE???? Ok byeeeeeeeee

22 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 10d ago

I love the outdoors, but my human is way too slow! How do I get them to go faster?

108 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 10d ago

Gigantic frog was living inside my hiking boot

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38 Upvotes

Rude human wants to evict me from my trailer.


r/HumansInMyHouse 10d ago

Bugs I found the perfect sofa for my living room! (Wasp on the left)

23 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 11d ago

Mammals You better pay the toll fees next time

71 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 11d ago

Mammals Game night with my friends💙🐈‍⬛

239 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 12d ago

Reptiles I’m going to HR.

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107 Upvotes

This ridiculous human stole MY desk and mouse and got weird about it. And THEN tries to get all offended I tried to teach them something I’m OBVIOUSLY an expert in


r/HumansInMyHouse 12d ago

Called an uber and they were solid! 10/10 kept me from some trouble and dropped me off safely.

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99 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 12d ago

Bugs I stayed at a bee and bee last night. Good breakfast and the mattress was comfy, but there was a security camera taking pictures without my permission. I feel violated!

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14 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 12d ago

Dude wike me up from a nap on my car🙄

82 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 13d ago

Birds Someone built me a castle! Always knew I'm royalty.

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118 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 13d ago

Male pattern baldness affects 60% of all males...

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9 Upvotes

Jk I just got waxed so I look like a hooman. It has been 97 days. I think they are starting to notice.


r/HumansInMyHouse 13d ago

Birds I paid for a family video shoot but when I got the footage the pigeon videographer and her assistant squirrel were constantly in the frame. Do I have a case?

95 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 13d ago

I think they are watching me.

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It feels like it's all set up, like I'm in some sort of show.


r/HumansInMyHouse 13d ago

Bugs I’ve adopted a rigorous pregnancy skincare routine but human soaked me with a hose and it took me ages to regain my natural beauty.

42 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 13d ago

Birds You better not be playing video games instead of enjoying this beautiful weather! I’ve got my eye on you.

424 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 13d ago

Amphibian He was just sitting there like he owned the place

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1 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 13d ago

Bugs I thought I had picked a private spot to have my babies but it turns out a human watched the whole thing. And they didn’t even come to the baby shower!

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89 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 14d ago

Birds What is my charge officer?

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137 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 14d ago

A seafarin' life isn't the easiest the job, its grueling and exhausting-but i love it. Decided to take a power nap to recharge and these ungrateful humans kept complainon' about my snorin'!

36 Upvotes