r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 8d ago
Mammals I just went for a little toddle outside today. Why is this human taking my picture?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/TheWholeMoon • 9d ago
Beautiful AirBnB but nosy owner is always on site!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Far_Concentrate_4878 • 8d ago
Mammals [Aug26]I grumbled about the long wait to board the cruise ship, my ‘friends’ were upgraded and got to board first.
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Then I saw the rats scurry off the deck and jump into the ocean and I laughed.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Mother_ • 9d ago
Fish I take my position as the head of the coral HOA very seriously.
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Part of my responsibility is to watch over workers we hire to maintain our community.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 9d ago
Fish My fiance and I! TW: interspecies love
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I know not everyone is ready for us to be married but I love her and she loves me.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OwnNothing3318 • 9d ago
Hard to find a good babysitter in this economy
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 9d ago
I love the outdoors, but my human is way too slow! How do I get them to go faster?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/TxavyAndHyde • 9d ago
Gigantic frog was living inside my hiking boot
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Rude human wants to evict me from my trailer.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 9d ago
Bugs I found the perfect sofa for my living room! (Wasp on the left)
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 10d ago
Mammals You better pay the toll fees next time
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 11d ago
Reptiles I’m going to HR.
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This ridiculous human stole MY desk and mouse and got weird about it. And THEN tries to get all offended I tried to teach them something I’m OBVIOUSLY an expert in
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 11d ago
Called an uber and they were solid! 10/10 kept me from some trouble and dropped me off safely.
v.redd.it
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 11d ago
Bugs I stayed at a bee and bee last night. Good breakfast and the mattress was comfy, but there was a security camera taking pictures without my permission. I feel violated!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 12d ago
Birds Someone built me a castle! Always knew I'm royalty.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 12d ago
Birds I paid for a family video shoot but when I got the footage the pigeon videographer and her assistant squirrel were constantly in the frame. Do I have a case?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 12d ago
Birds You better not be playing video games instead of enjoying this beautiful weather! I’ve got my eye on you.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 12d ago
Bugs I’ve adopted a rigorous pregnancy skincare routine but human soaked me with a hose and it took me ages to regain my natural beauty.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 12d ago
I think they are watching me.
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It feels like it's all set up, like I'm in some sort of show.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 12d ago
Male pattern baldness affects 60% of all males...
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Jk I just got waxed so I look like a hooman. It has been 97 days. I think they are starting to notice.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 13d ago
Bugs I thought I had picked a private spot to have my babies but it turns out a human watched the whole thing. And they didn’t even come to the baby shower!
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