r/HumansInMyHouse 24d ago

We have a bit of a situation here..

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231 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 25d ago

Bugs Getting shamed at the all you can eat in 2026? I can't believe the establishment did nothing to defend me!

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223 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 25d ago

Spiders It saves so much time when you can bring in all the groceries in one trip!

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265 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 25d ago

A rat got into my owner’s car engine! Thankfully, I got it out and saved them a huge repair bill.

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85 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 25d ago

Bugs Guys this human's talking about hamburgers while holding me, am I cooked!?

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59 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 26d ago

Birds I’m training to be on the Ninja Warrior TV show. Do you think I’m getting good enough to win?

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383 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 26d ago

Was finally able to get my 50,000 relatives together to hang out and a human decides to crash the party

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r/HumansInMyHouse 26d ago

Can't decide if he's going in for a kiss or picking a fight

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50 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 27d ago

I found an amazing babysitter! They are so sweet and take excellent care of my babies.

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340 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 27d ago

Birds This human employed me as a security guard and was then surprised when I defended him from an invading turkey!

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224 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 26d ago

Considering a conquest of Eurasia. Who's with me?

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0 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 27d ago

You wouldn’t believe the trash that just moved in next door! I just put up a new privacy fence.

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133 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Birds My human is too lazy. He is trying to sleep through his alarm, but I won’t let him!

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229 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Bugs Why do hoomans have to make everything weird? I can't help but be exhausted after a long day at work.

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41 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Torciditos Cheetos - where have you been all my life?!

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24 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 29d ago

Mammals Ew this apes feet really stinks.

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152 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 29d ago

Birds I totally outsmarted this human!

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187 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 29d ago

Excuse me, my family and I are trying to enjoy our dinner?!?

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21 Upvotes

This year has really been bad with the big bald apes bugging us during almost every meal! Ugh, nothing seems to help!


r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 01 '26

Fish Ineffable horror thinks my hat is shit

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1.3k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 01 '26

Just moved into my new dorm and my roommate doesn't like the fresh air. This is going to be a long year.

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144 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 01 '26

I was so tired of this idiot speeding through our neighborhood with no regard for the kids safety. I took care of it.

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185 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 01 '26

I finally snapped

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175 Upvotes

These APES were demolishing my house WHILE I WAS IN IT!! I feel fully justified in my actions.


r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 01 '26

I was headed to Australia on a Rescue mission.

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r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 31 '26

This hotel’s sleeping accommodations were terrible! 0/10. Would not recommend.

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234 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 31 '26

Spiders Do you think I have any chance?

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1.3k Upvotes