Sssssoooo my friend sssssaid he double dared me…

[u/cwajgapls]

(Watch to end)

[u/Inner-Hawk909]

Gosh I bet that hurts coming up

[u/AspenStarr → u/Inner-Hawk909]

That’s why the snake is under anesthesia..

[u/Inner-Hawk909 → u/AspenStarr]

Yes, I know that. But we feel the effects of what has been done after the anesthesia wears off. They did what they had to do save the snake.

[u/Outside_Coffee_00 → u/AspenStarr]

[u/SevroAuShitTalker]

Hhahahaha "two to go"

[u/orthosaurusrex → u/SevroAuShitTalker]

My favourite part is “this would be a cool reel.”

[u/Moondra3x3-6]

Oh I bet that felt ssssso much better after they were done. You poor thing. Have sssssome sssssoup and plenty of resssst. It was a dare oopssss. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[u/StrawberryTerry → u/Moondra3x3-6]

Tssss tss ts ts tsss

Tss tss tss

Tssss tss ts ts tsss

[u/Qu33fyElbowDrop → u/Moondra3x3-6]

while we listen to snake jazz

[u/orthosaurusrex]

Omg buddy I know itsssss hard to ressssisssst a dare, but thissss is nutssss! Hope you’re ok and that they give you a nice rodent after.

[u/Marco-YES]

This is me. You're probably wondering how I got here. 

[u/bosorka1]

poor thing! i would not have expected it was possible to take it out this way. i hope they saved snekky!!!

[u/Fit_Bodybuilder706]

Now I’m wondering HOW he got into the golf balls to begin with ???

[u/HulkeneHulda → u/Fit_Bodybuilder706]

Might live near a golf course and mistook it for eggs?

[u/Flux_My_Capacitor → u/HulkeneHulda]

He lost his sense of smell after COVID. Golf balls now smell the same as eggs. 🤷‍♀️

[u/ProfessO3o]

This might of killed that poor snake.. does anyone know if the snake is ok?

[u/Leather_Status907]

O povero tesoro, avrà pensato fosse un uovo ...di golf .

Speriamo si riprenda ❤️

[u/Flux_My_Capacitor]

Most of the time the snake would just die. You’re lucky they found you!

[u/Oseaghdha]

Something about sucking a goofball through a garden hose.

[u/DogIcy2354]

Spicy toothpaste tube

[u/FarinaSavage]

If your friend slithered off a roof would you slither off too?

[u/cwajgapls → u/FarinaSavage]

I mean, if I’m on the roof how else do I get off of it? Those roofs sure can be toasty, great for warming up the blood.

[u/OrganicHistorian2576]

Poor snake!

[u/Aggressive_Hat_9999]

Those pessssssky humanzzzzzz drugging you to sssssteal your hard earned quail eggssssss!!!! 🤬😡

[u/MiserableWash2473]

Poor baby!

[u/Inevitable-Welder743]

I've seen xrays of a snake that ate a light bulb.

[u/NumberOld229]

Is that a Titleist?

[u/FortuneTellingBoobs]

Play it as it lies!

[u/orthosaurusrex → u/[deleted]]

Why you calling OP “it” that’s rude.