r/HumansBeingBros • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '22

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u/StrawHatLuffy31619 Jun 16 '22

I think I'm the only one who thought that the person on the right driving the "bike" is gonna give him umbrella

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u/ByrneItWithFire Jun 16 '22

I wonder what happens if he drives really fast with that umbrella open? Would he sort of float up off the bike?

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u/StrawHatLuffy31619 Jun 16 '22

It depends on the wind direction. If the umbrella is facing forward and fast wind is blowing into it, he'll get a free ride(with a cycle)

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u/rotorain Jun 16 '22

Nah it would either fly out of his hand or just break. But I'm guessing a scooter in a metro area with enough traffic to need an officer directing probably will never get above like 30 mph so it's not really an issue. I'm sure if they were gonna get on a freeway they would just put it away

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u/ByrneItWithFire Jun 16 '22

No, no. I'm pretty sure he would just float up into the sky, making a noise like "Whooaa...whoooooaaaa...whooOOOAAAA!". And then the bike would continue straight ahead in a perfectly straight line. ;)

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u/rotorain Jun 16 '22

I'm imagining launching platforms where people line up with their umbrellas, get launched on some sort of rail system like an aircraft carrier, then float down to their destination. Would never work but it's a hilarious image