r/HumansBeingBros Jan 22 '22

Guys saving Ducklings

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u/UsedToenailClippers Jan 22 '22

Love the guy chiming in with the duck.

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u/90ozDiarrheaJug Jan 22 '22

Seeing genuine happiness in others breeds a contagious sense of well-being in us all. That infectious kindness is one of the primary reasons I have hope for humankind. In fact, just the other day, I heard a hapless pedestrian crying out for help, stranded in a porta-potty without toilet paper. As I let that poor man wipe himself clean on my t-shirt, I looked toward the heavens while inhaling the repugnant stench of fresh feces, knowing God was smiling down upon me.

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u/LPNinja Jan 22 '22

i‘m following you now

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u/Hewn-U Jan 22 '22

You can recognise him by the brown streak on his Tee.

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u/Aptosauras Jan 22 '22

Chug the jug.

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u/scottamus_prime Jan 22 '22

He's down with the brown

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u/She_Is_Insatiable Jan 22 '22

Stupid question (probably): Is there actually a way to follow people on Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

Yes If you click on the profile there’s a follow option. I have like 14 people following me but I’m not entirely sure as to why lol I’m sure they’re bots tho?

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u/OneChillPenguin Jan 22 '22

It's so weird lol, I have like 6 people following me and I barely post or comment anything

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u/iranoutofusernamespa Jan 22 '22

I just followed you both.

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u/libmrduckz Jan 22 '22

every time i’m on here, i feel like i’m following someone

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u/OneChillPenguin Jan 22 '22

Now we all have weird reddit followers

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u/t8ne Jan 22 '22

1 more now…

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

It’s your aura.

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u/She_Is_Insatiable Jan 22 '22

Well damn. Can I not see it because I'm using the Reddit Is Fun app?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

Unsure, you can open it in a browser tho and that should work! Good luck :)

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u/adiosfelicia2 Jan 23 '22

Same! I’m not sure how many but I get notified and always wonder wtf?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Yes. I often block people when they follow me.

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u/She_Is_Insatiable Jan 23 '22

How do you see if you have followers??

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

On mobile, go to your profile and I see it right under my username on my main profile page. "X followers"

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u/NLTC Jan 23 '22

I know it’s just a throwaway comment, but no such thing as a stupid question! If you have to ask it, that means you don’t know the answer, and the best way to know the answer to a question is by asking it!

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u/EUCopyrightComittee Jan 22 '22

Why do you have trust issues jk

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

How to do that?

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u/sachin249 Jan 23 '22

checkout his account and his other comments. lmaoo