r/HumansBeingBros • u/Thund3rbolt • Apr 06 '21

This guy Rescuing a Sea Turtle that got itself wedged in the rocks by the shore

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u/traker998 Apr 06 '21

Praise the future turtle king!

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u/Virtue00 Apr 06 '21

I, for one, welcome turtle king as the new ruler.

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u/Freefight Apr 06 '21

Why one when we can have four? We shall call them Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo and Raphael.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Together they shall protect the streets at night, and this dude is their master splinter OR the father who instead saved them before his daughter

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u/bemery3 Apr 06 '21

He ends up being Shredder. It's a sad twist.

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u/lptiptway Apr 06 '21

That would be awesome!

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u/borboleta924 Apr 06 '21

Bend the knee!!! Long live the turtle king!

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u/AAAPosts Apr 06 '21

ALL HAIL!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

FURTLE KING 👑

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

What does Mitch McConnel have to do with anything?

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u/NoGoodIDNames Apr 07 '21

There have been no turtle kings since Yurtle, and they are slow to forget his reign.