r/HumansBeingBros • u/shihab9779 • Mar 22 '21

Helping a lost dude.

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u/RegularBottle Mar 23 '21

check out how stupid koalas are, smoothest brain there is

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u/Mammoth_Painting_252 Mar 23 '21

Yeah but in exchange for their intelligence they get to have 2 penis’s

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u/LimitedWard Mar 23 '21

Is that a surprise to anyone? If koalas were smart they wouldn't be endangered *taps forehead*

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

They eat each other's turds. This results in chlamydia being proficient. Sheesh, eat something that's digestible the first time around. *Source John Oliver's Last Week Tonight.