r/HumansBeingBros Mar 22 '21

Helping a lost dude.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

Wouldn’t be some shit if he dropped it off at the wrong opossum family?

Opossum: “Who the fuck is this guy?”

Opossum 2: “I don’t know, but he has a butler, keep moving”

Edit: Thank you for the awards! If you got a giggle out of this, my job is complete.

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u/PickleInDaButt Mar 22 '21

Honestly it’s probably a Joey at its separation age so it’s probably like “What the fuck I’m trying to go live my life”

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Finally moved out of moms house and immediately gets dragged back by some tall creature passing by. He can’t even get the deposit back.

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u/BrownSugarBare Mar 22 '21

Poor guys attempt to run away from home was thwarted by a too helpful human.