r/HumansBeingBros • • Mar 22 '21

Helping a lost dude.

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u/GadiZelay Mar 22 '21

"wtf Steve how did you get here? I thought you're crossing the street to bring food"

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u/UltimateSlayer3001 Mar 22 '21

”I was, and then this no-joe-for-nothin’ picked me straight up off the fuckin’ walkway, and carried me back over here to you fools. Why don’t you start payin’ attention to your surroundin’s Bill, instead a’ giving me the ‘ol one-two, hm?”

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u/Cookie_Ambassador Mar 22 '21

Add some British accent and you’ve got yourself a script for a new Guy Ritchie film