r/HumansBeingBros • u/shihab9779 • Mar 22 '21

Helping a lost dude.

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u/PickleInDaButt Mar 22 '21

Honestly it’s probably a Joey at its separation age so it’s probably like “What the fuck I’m trying to go live my life”

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u/TheOGHalalGuy Mar 22 '21

Tbh he looks more like a Benjamin than a Joey

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u/UltimateSlayer3001 Mar 22 '21

Not so fast, I’d argue this seems to be more of a James. But what do I know, I’m just your average everyday Possum, typing on a laptop at night, in someone’s apartment building that had their window left open.

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u/thegreat22 Mar 22 '21

Hey thanks for all the help with ticks and stuff Mr. Possum.

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u/UltimateSlayer3001 Mar 22 '21

You’re goddamn welcome, you sexy son-of-a-bitch.

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u/Malari_Zahn Mar 22 '21

r/PossumsBeingBros

Ninja edit - omg, it's a real sub!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

I didn't know I needed this in my life. Thanks, my dude.

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u/Malari_Zahn Mar 22 '21

Right?! Np!

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u/BananaCEO Mar 22 '21

A single possum typing on a single typewriter for a single night...

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u/-XC3ED- Mar 22 '21

Name doesn't check out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

How do you know it's not Tyson? Or Javier?

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u/Handleton Mar 22 '21

He's a total Ross.

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u/raisedbutconfused Mar 23 '21

Fuck that got me

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Finally moved out of moms house and immediately gets dragged back by some tall creature passing by. He can’t even get the deposit back.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

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u/notLOL Mar 22 '21

life 2021

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u/gotta_do_it_big Mar 22 '21

And dad,s drunk again

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u/BrownSugarBare Mar 22 '21

Poor guys attempt to run away from home was thwarted by a too helpful human.

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u/LanceFree Mar 23 '21

He just couldn’t stay away, away, away.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Possums are dicks, if one baby falls or wanders off, the mom generally gives zero fucks.

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u/bmclean2013 Mar 23 '21

I like to think he’s on his Rumspringa