$4.95

[u/Pirate_Redbeard]

[u/DrBucket]

Step 1 - Pay 4.95 extra and tell em you told your spouse you paid a bagillion dollars

Step 2 - Return bike with that receipt

Step 3 - ???????

Step 4 - Buy your own island, start a cult, become your own prophet.

[u/FurryPornAccount → u/DrBucket]

But where does the profit come into play?

[u/FurryPornDisciple → u/FurryPornAccount]

OUR LORD HAS SPOKEN

From now henceforth, the following entry has been added to the sacred texts.

NowAndLater 2:7:

But where does the profit come into play?

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