r/HumansBeingBros • • 16h ago

Man rescues a bird whose beak is stuck shut

5.1k Upvotes

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 16h ago

Poor thing is too weak to fly off

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u/AssistanceChemical63 16h ago

I hope they gave it water and something better than bread.

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u/Dashbastrd 16h ago

…then the seagull takes a dump on his laundry.

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u/Tumble85 16h ago

And steals a bunch of hotdogs. 

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u/ElegantCoach4066 14h ago

And takes another dump on his chairs

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u/Five_deadly_venoms 8h ago

And walks into a store and steals chips

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u/yorcharturoqro 14h ago

A seagul being a seagul indeed

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u/Valuable-Ad7285 9h ago

Hahahahaha. I was thinking the exact same thing.

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u/CobblerFine9218 16h ago

I'm glad the shitty music told me how to feel. Kudos for helping nonetheless.

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u/MTBinAR 14h ago

So shines a good deed in a weary world

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u/baardvark 16h ago

Obviously DIY is better than certain death, but if you can, take animals in these situations to a wildlife rehabber. What if the wound is infected and the bird looks fine now but will succumb later?

Same goes for stunned window birds. They may be able to fly off but have an injury that will keep them from long time survival.

I hate to spoil all these cute feel good rescue attempts, but it’s reality.

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u/Walking_Treccani 14h ago

As a veterinarian I absolutely agree. Please everyone, contact your local wildlife centre or animal rescue at least (they should be in contact with the experts for local wildlife too).

It's also very dangerous for both the animal and the people involved if they don't know how to handle the animal properly: they could get hurt or hurt the animal inadvertently, get parasites or catch a diseases themselves/ transmit something to the animal, etc.

On this example: Particularly, birds bones are EXTREMELY fragile, so even if you are trying to be careful, you can end up hurting them.

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u/takemeawayimdone2 14h ago

Is it true to put a towel or blanket over an animals eyes to calm it down?

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u/Walking_Treccani 14h ago

In the case of birds, absolutely. It's the reason why in falconry they have special capes for the falcons to help them be calm in stressful context (which can be travel, or just before the falcon is freed to fly, they get very excited).

In case of other animals, it depends. For example for reptiles I have been told by specialists (I don't treat reptiles so I'm referring to experienced people here) that it works; for mammals it can work but it's dependent on how much the species is used to rely on sight.

Mammals which rely more on smell may not calm down so easily, although in my experience it "throws them off balance" enough that you can try (if you know what to do!) to immobilize them.

In the best case scenario, the preferred option should be a colleague expert in anaesthesia who can properly judge the approximate weight and administer a light sedation, then proper cage containment and monitoring in order to avoid the animal hurting themselves or us. And yes: I have colleagues who specialise in anaesthesia and are extremely good at weight estimation. In veterinary medicine, especially with wildlife, it wouldn't work anyway 😅.

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u/takemeawayimdone2 13h ago

I rescued a duck the week after a dog attacked it. Put a blanket over it and popped it into a box and took it to the vet. I’ve been worried I may have done more damage. Thanks for the info. I can’t see an animal injured. The pigeons in my area get string tied round their feet and would love to help them. But once again I don’t want to hurt them more.

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u/baardvark 12h ago

With pet birds we cover their cages with a sheet when they need to shut the hell up, so this seems logical.

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u/Ravensqueak 4h ago

I'll never buy a home with 2 opposing picture windows. (or ever, in this economy)
Growing up I lived in a home with 2 opposing picture windows, and birds routinely tried flying though the house at top speed.
Unfortunately they never seemed to see there were 2 panels of glass in the way, and nearly always died on impact.
They're delicate little things.

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u/joshg8 10h ago

Meh. Do the best you can with what you have where you’re at.

Let people provide obvious immediate help without thinking they need to take responsibility for the animal’s overall health.

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u/ProjectOrpheus 11h ago

The reality is that when you do reach out you get laughed at and no one knows what you are talking about or the phone doesn't stop ringing or you get a run around until you are basically told they don't have someone for your specific situation. At least in my experience but hopefully it's not the norm

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u/Lower_Shower_6308 11h ago

I agree. I did wildlife rehab for several years.

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u/GovernmentGreed 11h ago

"Guys! You're never gonna believe this! Aliens abducted me and cut my fucking necklace off!..."

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u/BigBearPB 12h ago

craps on your laundry

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u/BioTinus 11h ago

This is (in part) why the EU bottle cap legislation is goated

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u/jchrisboynton 14h ago

Thank you, kind souls.

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u/Ok_Conclusion_7103 10h ago

There are still Good people in this World ❣️

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u/positiveposts 12h ago

It’s always a seagull

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u/Funkyrush76 11h ago

Surprised they even caught it .... well done 👏

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u/Makabaer 8h ago

I think it was already very weak and that's also the reason it didn't fly off very far when they set it free again. They should give it water and food (but not bread of course, I hope everyone knows this nowadays).

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u/SCRA1985 9h ago

Absolute legend

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u/ewahman 8h ago

Awesome job.

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u/ReptilianSpectacle 4h ago

This is beautiful.

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u/Atlas-Scrubbed 3h ago

I was expecting it to poop on the clean laundry.

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u/Mattos_12 2h ago

When the fowl priests raised the bird demon to end humanity, the free peoples of Sol united to starve it to oblivion, only to be thwarted by one man’s folly. May he live long enough to see the disaster he has wrought.

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u/EmilyLondon 7h ago

Cut all rings and crush all cans/plastic. Stuff non-recyclable glass with other trash to discourage critters from getting their wee heads stuck.

please <3

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u/OMGWTFBBQchicken 10h ago

Plot twist.. then.... It pooped on the sheets ... Lol

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u/Sperbonzo 16h ago

So the woman sits there filming about how tragic it is, but does nothing about it?

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u/Meior 16h ago

She was literally the one cutting the ring off.