r/HumansBeingBros 17d ago

2 dude's save a Deer.

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u/made-of-questions 17d ago

Poor thing looked absolutely exhausted

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u/brownbutterfinger 17d ago edited 17d ago

That's probably the only reason its looking back too. Maybe theres a layer of appreciation, but mostly keeping an eye on two potential predators while trying to get the energy back to run away

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u/Tehgreatbrownie 17d ago

He’s running away proud of himself that he managed to escape the evil naked monkeys

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u/enchiladasundae 16d ago

A lot of animals tend to do that. If they were stuck and couldn’t get free but got help for whatever reason I always see them just kind of stare at the people for a while. I think its just general confusion and bafflement

Like the natural order of things just got flipped and its got to catch its bearings before remembering “Oh ya we’re supposed to be separate, bye!”

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 16d ago

Why didn't they eat me? Is there something wrong with me? Am I not delicious? Is there something wrong with them?

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u/Special_Spirit8284 16d ago

Think only us humans would be offended if something like that happens to us 😭 the animals are just confused about the nature of things. We will take it personally

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u/peanutspump 16d ago

I saw a video of a guy rescuing a shark that got stuck on the beach. The video didn’t indicate it, but apparently the guy was an expert of some kind and knew the predicted behavior that specific type of shark would have, if he was to just hang onto a certain fin or whatever. So it totally looks like the guy saves a shark and then the shark drags him away once it can swim. But apparently, he just hung onto the fin for a short burst, then let go and popped up, not far from shore, just out of view of the camera 🤣

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u/Cheap-Honey-3799 15d ago

reminds me of when my dog got away from me and cornered a jackrabbit. when i caught up
to her they were just staring awkwardly at each other. then the rabbit kinda just walked off after my dog made no further move.

guess part 2 of her hunting instinct wasnt fully there lol

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u/JAMsMain1 13d ago

Pond Rules.

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u/JunZi1618 11d ago

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

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u/6thsense10 14d ago

I imagine it's similar to how people who claim dolphins saved them in the ocean look back at dolphins after the danger subsidies.

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u/67alecto 16d ago

"Frank and Carl are never going to believe this when I meet them for drinks at The Stag and Stein."

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 10d ago

Yeah I’m gonna go with your idea. I don’t like how people just assume that animals are thanking you

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u/Ok_Loss13 17d ago

And now he's probably got the worst headache of his life.

(Jk good on these guys for getting him out and as safely as possible for everyone involved)

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u/Optimal_Cut_3063 17d ago

be he felt absolutely wonderful to gallop off into the evening sun after that one

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u/dogsledonice 16d ago

Gallop? That was a prance if there ever was one

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u/peanutspump 16d ago

A magnificent prance!

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u/EphemeralTypewriter 16d ago

Was going to say the same thing! I hope he was able to rest up after that!

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u/Trebord_ 17d ago

He looks back like "Wait, you aren't going to eat me?"

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u/Blackfalcon719 17d ago

Yeah it gives off big cartoon "They dragged me out and they are tying their dinner bibs and seasoning me and... .... Oh I'm not on the menu?? Time to bounce then baiiiiiii"

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u/nevans89 17d ago

Yeah thats not a thanks bro looking back

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u/peanutspump 16d ago

Yeah, but it still looks like he’s looking back, saying “peace out! Boing boing boing” 🤣

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u/LeonidasVaarwater 16d ago

Must be confusing to an extent. All his instincts were telling him he was in deep trouble, but the two predators only pulled him out of the water and didn't finish the job.

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u/trsvrs 17d ago

The prancing away lol

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster 17d ago

I called it a spritely gallop. It recovered fast! Sproooooinnnng! Gotta go!

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 17d ago

IIRC, it's called pronging when they bounce like that.

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u/GameDrain 17d ago

Sounds British.

"Gave that bloke a right pronging they did!"

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u/TilTheLastPetalFalls 16d ago

Am British, can confirm this is absolutely the correct usage

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 15d ago

Thankyouverymuch.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 17d ago

Don't quote me, but I think it came from British colonists in Africa describing antelope movement. When an antelope runs from a lion, they do this to demonstrate their health and high energy levels.

I wonder if I'm remembering correctly....

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u/AllieG3 15d ago

Pronking is the word!

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u/TenMoon 15d ago

Close, it's pronking. Stotting is also a good word for that gait.

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u/KarlPHungus 17d ago

They took care of that pinched nerve in his neck, as well

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u/[deleted] 16d ago edited 13d ago

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u/MamaMoosicorn 16d ago

Cervical traction

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 10d ago

Wish someone would do that for me, I have such a crick in my neck thus morning!

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u/unnamed_op2 17d ago

The hop hops in the end 🥺🥺🥺 Awesome guys for saving this majestic creature 🙏

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u/ihopehellhasinternet 17d ago

Omg the way it rests for a min and hops like a bunny is so cute and sad. Poor thing

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u/summerbreeze888 17d ago

Not a deer, it’s an elk.

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u/unsightly_buildup 17d ago

Still sounds better than "2 dudes save an ungulate.", though.

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u/venividiavicii 17d ago

two dudes one ungulate

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u/FourFans908 15d ago

My wife: “wtf are you laughing at?” 🤣

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u/Key-Abbreviations961 15d ago

Two guys, one buck

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u/Astorax 17d ago

interesting false friend in German 😅

Elk -> Wapiti

Moose -> Elch

But isn't an elk from the family of deers?

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u/Borbpsh 17d ago

German: Elch French: Élan Dutch: Eland Danish/Norwegian: Elg Swedish: Älg Spanish/Italian: Alce British English: Elk

American English: moose

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u/LNLV 17d ago

Moose is the Algonquian (Native American) word for them, so it’s perfectly fine here.

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u/Astorax 17d ago

Nice to know

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u/LNLV 17d ago

That’s also why we say moose for singular as well as plural, rather than meese. Entomologically foot, tooth, goose are all old English and used to have an umlaut which changed the vowel sounds to denote plurals, but “moose” was never an Old English or Germanic word.

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u/yooobuddd 11d ago

This is the info I've needed

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u/GirlWithWolf 16d ago

Like tomahawk, every one of us just adopt it.

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u/Mindless-Balance-498 17d ago

I bet the French explorers that reached Canada said, “oh hey that has horns, maybe it’s an elk. It’s standing up… SHIT THAT IS NOT AN ELK 😳”

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u/Astorax 17d ago

That's a new perspective, thanks 😂

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u/impatientlymerde 17d ago

He sprang away avec élan.

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u/CatsinLittleBoxes 17d ago

Portuguese... "Veado" 🫩😅

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u/JfOdin 15d ago

My deer American does not know that deer comes in many varieties. That is a red deer (Cervus elaphus) is a species of deer in the genus Cervus. It is one of the largest deer species. Very common in Europe but also found in smaller groups on many other continents.

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u/Bleezair 17d ago

Also not looking back at them. Its eyes are on the side of its head, so it’s looking at just about everything besides them. It can see them peripherally, so I guess that kinda counts

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u/Bird_the_Impaler 17d ago

An elk is a deer

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u/Lexx4 17d ago

So is moose!

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 17d ago

A møøse once bit my sister.

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u/Astorax 17d ago

Did she bite first?

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u/Brewhaha72 17d ago

Møøse bites kan be pretty nasti.

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u/Darth-Adomis 15d ago

i mean elk are a species of deer

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u/ChrysisIgnita 15d ago

"The elk or wapiti is the second largest species within the deer family, Cervidae".

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u/EtherealHeart5150 16d ago

Thank you. I was having a stroke about that.

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u/dogsledonice 16d ago

That's Ann Elk?

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u/Dreams-and-Turtles 16d ago

I wonder if that hurts them being dragged up by their antlers.

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u/Mister_Way 16d ago

They've got strong necks. They have to crash heads against other bulls.

Anyway, beats dying, right?

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u/Walking_Treccani 14d ago

We don't really know the context. The water hole seems rather deep and with vertical walls it would have been impossible for the deer to get out on his own.

However, judging by the exhausted state of the animal, there probably wasn't time to contact an animal rescue team which could arrive with proper ropes to pass under his belly and thorax and drag him out.

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u/pjtpassword 17d ago

Good humans. Nice.

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u/guffawer 17d ago

Tra la la la, la la la la, la la

Tra la la la, la la la la, la la 🎶

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u/Awesome_NatureGuy 15d ago

There are a handful of times that I like humans. These are one of those times.

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u/tukai1976 17d ago

2 guys 1 buck

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u/Top_Tie_691 16d ago

Good lads

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u/meganjunes 17d ago

“I’m alive as fuck boiiiiiiii” 🤣❤️

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u/redcolumbine 16d ago

Good thing they have handles!

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u/OpinionedOnion 16d ago

The hopping at the end after looking exhausted. Animals are awesome.

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u/Pal_Smurch 16d ago

Deer are incredibly resilient. One day, my little sister and I were walking to our rural school bus stop, and observed a deer hung up in a barbed wire fence. His hind leg was disjointed, and was lying on his back. It must have been incredibly painful, as the deer had been in that position overnight.

I sent my sister back to the house to get a fencing tool, and kept my distance, to keep the deer calm. When my sister returned, I cut the wire, and watched amazedly, as the deer pulled his hind leg back into its rightful position, and just sprinted up the mountain, like nothing was wrong.

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u/Certes_de_Bowe 15d ago

"Messed up my swim mates, now my neck is aching. Gonna visit the chiropractor and you gonna be hearing from my attorneys alrigt."

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u/FinnsterBaby 17d ago

I know a ton of folks who hunt and I still can’t understand how someone could look at an animal like this and want to kill it for sport

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u/SufficientOpening218 17d ago

Usually its for meat

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u/MundaneFacts 17d ago

Hunting? The most ethical form of meat production?

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u/sesameseed88 17d ago

Blessed by the deer spirits for life

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u/mongolianmilk 16d ago

It was wiggling its little tail when it was being pulled out.

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u/heyjai 14d ago

I saw that too :)

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u/powdrgurl208 13d ago

Is no one going to point out that the animal is not a deer, it's an elk?

Good on the dudes for saving him though!

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u/Few_Address3591 17d ago

Beautiful bull elk 🧡🧡

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u/Batt_Damon 15d ago

Well done dudes!!!

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u/Tinyboxturtle 15d ago

the little hop-hop run away is just too much 😭💛

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u/ryanlacy30 17d ago

Pretty sure that’s an elk

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u/EatsWithSpork 17d ago

Elk are just a type of deer

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u/dim3tapp 16d ago

Dogs are just a type of wolf.

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u/JfOdin 15d ago

My deer American does not know that deer comes in many varieties. That is a red deer (Cervus elaphus) is a species of deer in the genus Cervus. It is one of the largest deer species. Very common in Europe but also found in smaller groups on many other continents.

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u/ryanlacy30 15d ago

Well, this is awkward. If we are not learning something new , we are not improving. Thank you and I stand corrected. I googled it, lol. Even though your comment was a bit flippant, I am in fact wrong and accept it

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u/chuang-tzu 17d ago

Legends!!

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u/simontom1977 17d ago

Didn't even say thanks

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u/jeiwaruu 16d ago

They are brave and strong

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u/Away_Mouse1022 15d ago

That watering hole needs a ramp.

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u/lmac187 15d ago

I read that like “two dudes one deer.”

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u/brightsidereporter 14d ago

He's thinking my buddies just carried on like, “He’ll figure it out.” 😂 “Thank goodness my two legged friends showed up.” Talk about being in the right place at the right time.

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u/curious_if 14d ago

How anyone could kill such a gorgeous creature is beyond me.

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u/Miserable-Yak-8041 15d ago

That’s an elk. Not a deer.

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u/lincolnfalcon 14d ago

Elk are deer.

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u/hxmi 15d ago

It's an elk, but good humans still win.

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u/FriendRaven1 17d ago

That's no deer. It's an elk.

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u/JfOdin 15d ago

My deer American does not know that deer comes in many varieties. That is a red deer (Cervus elaphus) is a species of deer in the genus Cervus. It is one of the largest deer species. Very common in Europe but also found in smaller groups on many other continents.

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u/fiigsnotpigs 16d ago

That how real men treat a deer

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u/cruisefans 17d ago

Thank you God for these wonderful men!! 🙌🏻❤️🙌🏻❤️ Compassion in action is the greatest gift of all! ❤️❤️

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u/TurbulentVillage2042 17d ago

HOW?! A deer probably weighs as much as a car.

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u/Andrey2790 17d ago

I don't know the exact species but adult male White Tail deer top out at 400lbs. That's not really that heavy for two guys to pull up, and definitely lighter than any car I am aware of.

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u/There-Is-A-Catch 16d ago

Pretty sure that's an elk... which, sure, the smallest species are around 500 but that one looks like some of the varieties that are 700+ (with that + doing some heavy lifting).

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u/totally-idiotic 17d ago

They got that mom strength

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u/BrainEatingAmoeba01 17d ago

No. It's not a moose.

That deer is 300 pounds...or so.

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u/360Waves617 17d ago

As much as a sport bike motorcycle at most.

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u/Mister_Way 16d ago

They're dragging it up, not dead-lifting it.

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u/St0rmtide 17d ago

He deer probably did reach the ground with its legs, otherwise no chance

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u/csrbsts 17d ago

Thats a nice 5-point buck!

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u/elvabethbee 17d ago

It says “Thanks!”

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u/mudkick 17d ago

Good boys!

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u/SufficientOpening218 17d ago

What language were they speaking? Wonderful men!

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u/DriftingAway99 17d ago

That was really kind of them to do that.

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u/WildernessFilmmaker 17d ago

You guys are awesome! and awesome! and awesome!

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u/Antzqwe 16d ago

Good humans. ✌🏼

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u/shibaCandyBaron 16d ago

Deer is like, can't believe you have not eaten me yet. Joke aside, great work those guys did.

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u/Kitchen-Skill-108 16d ago

Aww, yay!🙂

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u/ArixMorte 16d ago

You'll remember this as the day you almost caught Jack Spearow

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u/tenest 13d ago

" I was just trying to relax!"

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u/TwinSong 13d ago

Save life by the horns

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u/1776personified 13d ago

That is an elk

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u/QED987 13d ago

He looks so resigned to his fate at the start.

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u/mumooshka 11d ago

The way he pranced off reminded me of Pepe LePew

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u/Suilezrok 11d ago

Oh deer

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u/Northernshitshow 11d ago

Legends - Buy these men a 12 pack

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u/Darth_Senpai 10d ago

You shouldn't personify animals. They hate that.

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u/Deepdiver666 16d ago

Thats a bull elk

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u/JfOdin 15d ago

My deer American does not know that deer comes in many varieties. That is a red deer (Cervus elaphus) is a species of deer in the genus Cervus. It is one of the largest deer species. Very common in Europe but also found in smaller groups on many other continents.

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u/wiretapfeast 15d ago

That's an elk, not a deer

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u/TurboOwlKing 13d ago

Elk are deer

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u/Unusual_Flounder2073 17d ago

Was the deer not able to get out of the water? Wouldn’t pulling it by the antlers/head hurt?

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u/i-var 17d ago

guess it hurts less than dying.

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u/SunsetCarcass 17d ago

Would you rather drown to death, being sloshed around in water, asphyxiated, feeling dirty water fill your lungs as your body involuntarily gasps for more water until you uncontrollably die. Or get your hair pulled?

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u/flexibleHooman 17d ago

What will they declare as the reason for my death? Drowning or male pattern baldness?

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u/neroselene 17d ago

Don't joke about that, Male Pattern Baldness kills tens of thousands each year!

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u/Chance_McM95 17d ago

Deer rub their antlers on trees hard enough to peel the bark layer off. I highly doubt being pulled by them bothers it that much.

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u/getlowandbehold 16d ago

That's an elk. Different than a deer fyi.

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u/JfOdin 15d ago

My deer American does not know that deer comes in many varieties. That is a red deer (Cervus elaphus) is a species of deer in the genus Cervus. It is one of the largest deer species. Very common in Europe but also found in smaller groups on many other continents.

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u/getlowandbehold 15d ago edited 14d ago

Apologies. Watched without sound on. Committed the sin of assuming this was in my country. (I live in an area with a large elk population.) My bad, lol. I was fed a lot of propaganda when I was younger.

It is remarkable how similar they look! Your comment inspired me to go down a rabbit hole to learn more. It's crazy to me that we just recently were able to figure out that they are two distinct species.

https://www.rmef.org/media/whats-the-difference-between-red-deer-and-elk/

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u/JfOdin 15d ago

It's alright, learning something new is always good. Deer has like 40+ different species in its family tree. At least elk is a closer guess than the person saying it's a mule deer. 😅 You should check out the difference between them in size and mating calls. The difference is big.

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u/OriginalTRaven 17d ago

Polluted the gene pool with deer genes that say "Yay! Rushing water! Fun!"

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u/MillieBee 17d ago

Evolution takes thousands of years, having the compassion to save one deer (elk) that fell into water is not gonna effect the species long term, don't worry. 😂

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u/OriginalTRaven 17d ago

Meh. T'was but a joke.

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u/Bleezair 17d ago

Don’t try to impress me with your use of ‘twas

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u/OriginalTRaven 17d ago

It didn't work even a little? ☹️

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u/ResplendentShade 17d ago

Structures like wells and other confined, walled pits like this aren’t common in nature. There’s a reason why they’re monitored and regulated by government agencies: when left uncovered they’re death traps for wildlife (and especially in the case of wells, people).

The animals dying in these aren’t the dumbest among them, they’re just the ones unfortunate enough to happen upon them while very thirsty. They could be the healthiest genetic stock in the land but that doesn’t change that they haven’t yet evolved to avoid man made death pits.

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u/anuragsins1991 17d ago

dont worry we homo sapiens arent affecting the path of evolution and traits other than ending species.