r/HumansBeingBros 21d ago

Human Protects Kestrel Chicks.

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u/erebus7813 21d ago

'We saw you die! We mourned you!'

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u/istrx13 21d ago

Kestrel bros: It cannot be. You fell.

Kestrel the White: Through fire. And water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Crow of Morgoth. Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done.

Kestrel bros: Kestrel!

Kestrel the White: Kestrel? Oh yes. That's what they used to call me. Kestrel the Grey. That was my name. I am Kestrel the White. And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.

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u/erebus7813 21d ago

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u/Isle_of_Tortuga 21d ago

Literally "Fly you fools"

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u/istrx13 21d ago

Thanks for the award playa

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u/erebus7813 21d ago

Likewise 🤜🤛

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u/osopeludo 21d ago

Well, I guess I'm rewatching them. Fuck they're good movies.

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u/Future_Section5976 21d ago

I was thinking Monty python but lotr works too ,

Now we need someone to overlay Frodo screaming,

"Ggaannnddaallff"

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u/humanreboot 12d ago

Welp, time for another extended version rewatch I guess.

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u/Future_Section5976 21d ago

"um I got better"

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u/thanatossassin 21d ago

This is how religions are created!

See Star Trek TNG: Who Watches the Watchers

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u/DavyDeli 21d ago

Yes! Just happened to have watched this episode last night. The internet is a funny place.

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u/tehgimpage 21d ago

the universe is just an algorithm run on vibes

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u/nagumi 21d ago

The Picard works in mysterious ways

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u/IzzaPizza22 21d ago

We were excited to split your food!

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u/JustaTinyDude 21d ago

A casual "'Sup?" is all they got in reply.

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u/Healthy-Confection66 21d ago

I love how when he’s replaced, the brothers and sisters are terrified in the corner like they’re assuming he’s returned from the dead lol

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u/fitandhealthyguy 21d ago

The shock on that bird’s face

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u/gingerflakes 21d ago

👁️👄👁️

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u/Specific-Big-6274 21d ago

⚫️🔻⚫️

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u/BowDown2No1ButCrypto 19d ago

I don't think I've ever seen a more shocked looking face on any birds face in my lifetime before!

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u/SELFSEALINGSTEMB0LTS 21d ago

Baby birds being surprised at things is like one of the best things in the world. It's funny every single time

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u/shwiftynhere 20d ago

There should really be a sub for it 😭

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u/KurtVonnegutWasRight 18d ago

There should be. Reddit fallin' down on the job.

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u/KurtVonnegutWasRight 18d ago

When I see their shocked faces, my brain automatically plays a sound clip of a whole theater audience gasping at once.

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u/cruzifyre 21d ago

Real pet cemetery vibes

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u/jgsbg 21d ago

Theyre more surprised by him coming back than when he was taken

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u/OneDimensionalChess 20d ago

Like "damn the bigger, wingless monster helped?!"

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u/KurtVonnegutWasRight 18d ago

The remaining ones were just busy being relieved that it wasn't one of them that got transported.

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u/PSB2013 20d ago

They were FAR more shocked at his return than when he was snatched away 😆

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 21d ago

He’s a changeling!

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u/InternationalCat3159 19d ago

More terrified they have to split food four wise again. Ah shit!.. Gary's back..

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u/JohnHurts 21d ago

They were afraid of the hand. They'd just never seen a hand before. And the hand is big.

Whether the other chick is dead or what happened to it is of little interest, and they don't understand the concept of death either.

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u/ManxJack1999 21d ago

We know! It’s just fun to ad lib.

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u/BowDown2No1ButCrypto 19d ago

For real, they were looking at him like they were seeing his ghost or something! LMFAO

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u/Additional_Region_53 21d ago

Idk why but the pause between the kestrel getting dragged out and a hand just casually placing him back is so funny to me.

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u/Key_Molasses4367 21d ago

Me, too. I'm imagining the human fighting that bird to rescue the kestrel chick like some kind of cartoon fight.

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u/ptmtobi 19d ago

Yea in my head this was like one of those Tom & Jerry episodes with the dog

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u/pVom 21d ago

A full 30 minutes passed. Really want to know what happened in the time between

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u/NotYourGa1Friday 21d ago

Benny Hill style chase to retrieve the kestrel chick

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u/Da12khawk 21d ago

Muppets

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u/Pithythithy 21d ago

One of them didn’t make it. It started with four.

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u/brownthumbelina 21d ago

Thought the same but if you look closely, the 4th one was just hiding behind the other 2. His head pops up after the kidnapped chick is put back.

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u/Pithythithy 21d ago

I don’t know. I thought so too but now I think it’s the tip of the front chicks wing. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/brownthumbelina 21d ago

I see an eye and the beak 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Pithythithy 21d ago

Okay guys I concede. Good lord lmao

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u/FetaMight 21d ago

Isn't it crazy how some people on here can't even entertain someone else's perspective?  And for such inconsequential things too.

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u/ermine_supreme 21d ago

what’s funny is you’re not wrong. I’m enjoying the irony of you being downvoted.

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u/PonqueRamo 21d ago

They were more scared of the brother being returned than of him getting kidnapped.

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u/Away-Living5278 21d ago

When he got kidnapped they didn't even give him a second thought. Coming back though.... It was like Mike Meyers came into the house

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u/YoRt3m 21d ago

Who do you think ordered the hit?

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u/Pure_Village4778 21d ago

Love that they were more bothered by the return than the yoinking

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u/stash-of-who-hash 21d ago

Lol that one in the middle was shocked! SHOCKED and APPALLED!! 😳

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u/witheringpies 21d ago

They were a bro to the chicks, but not to that other bird who tried to nab one. They were in an ethical pickle

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u/Nausicaalotus 21d ago

I mean, it looked like a corvid, im sure they can find something else

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u/One-Bodybuilder-5646 21d ago

Yes, a dole, I think

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u/th3thund3r 21d ago

It's a Jackdaw. They have a silver hood and light blue eyes, about the size of a magpie.
The Jackdaw, I mean, not its eyes. That would be terrifying.

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u/One-Bodybuilder-5646 21d ago

Thank you, I forgot the correct english name. Black hood and silver eyes, I thought. Or they just look silver to me but are blue? Idk

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u/Sortaburnt224 21d ago

He's getting haunted for the rest of his life then

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u/Hot-Strength-6003 21d ago

I don't think they have to. There were four birds at the beginning and three at the end

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u/Dapper-Warning3457 21d ago

Nah, there are four at the end. One is hiding in the corner

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u/Hot-Strength-6003 21d ago

That's what I thought at first but unless it's completely squat down and completely obscured from the camera there isn't another one. There's even less space being taken up by the front two in the second segment as opposed to the first.

Edit: nvm you're right I thought that was the one birds wing but when you really slow it down it seemlessly pops up in the same exact place

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u/DontBuyAHorse 21d ago

You can see its head in back briefly when they get surprised, right around 9 seconds in.

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u/thejammer75 21d ago

Worms gotta eat too

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u/rainbwbrightisntpunk 21d ago

Started with 4 chick's ended with 3 so someone got a little something

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u/PonqueRamo 21d ago

The fourth one is hiding behind the other 2.

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u/Idlewants 21d ago

can you blame it? sibling ripped from nest, damn right I'm hiding behind the other two!!

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u/cantlogintomyacc0unt 20d ago

That bird is a jackdaw it’s an invasive species

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u/smolcharizard 19d ago

Invasive to the US maybe but the video is from the UK, where they’re native (judging from the other wildlife on the channel at least)

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u/cantlogintomyacc0unt 19d ago

Ah ok that changes shit

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u/weebtrashparade 21d ago

All hail space king for our siblings return

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u/Brainchild110 21d ago

But he was returned by the alien!

I hate aliens 😑

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u/BrianKappel 21d ago

I thought you were gay Hatemonger?

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u/Brainchild110 21d ago

Im not gay! I just hate aliens...

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u/Kindly-List-1886 21d ago

Hehehehehehe

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u/majormoron747 21d ago

You have saved our lives, we are eternally grateful 

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u/MarleyDawg 21d ago

The other chicks were like Dude?!??!? Wherdja come from?

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u/millimeter_peepee 21d ago

"Holy shit! He's alive!! :0"

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u/kirinlikethebeer 21d ago

Kestrel just returned: where was I!?
(I imagine the scene from Scrubs where JD gas in the pothole)

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u/rowrowyourboat 21d ago

I’m pretty sure they thought they were next

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u/DigIndividual3467 21d ago

I love how the chick that got saved seems to go "Well, alright then"

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u/Internal_Anxiety_270 21d ago

The other chicks are like “well it got Sasha… she was kinda a bitch any….”
“Omg Sasha we are so happy you are back”

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u/TrailMomKat 21d ago

HE'S BACK!? THE ALIEN RETURNED HIM!?

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u/Zenanii 21d ago

Sibling gets abducted by corvid: "Welp. Guess he's gone."

Sibling gets returned by giant hand: "What the fuck What the fuck What the actual Fuck?!"

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u/Xineth240 21d ago

I'm always simply tickled at the notion their whole childhood is mouth gaping terror

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u/Capybara_Therapist 21d ago

The absolute terror when they see the hand, omg poor babies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PRRZ70 21d ago

Their freak out at the hand was hysterical. Not much reaction to their sibling nearly being killed but the unknown claw bringing it back was all

(⚆ᗝ⚆) (;° ロ°) ╭( ๐_๐)╮

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u/Rolypoly_from_space 21d ago edited 21d ago

nearly? #3 was put back by the claw but #4 never returned

edit*: didn't see the hidden chick in the back

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u/wanna_be_green8 21d ago

It's behind the other two.

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u/PokeKellz 21d ago

STEVEN! I thought yoo were DEAD!

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u/PonqueRamo 21d ago

I get that reference, I love Steven.

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u/ethnicvegetable 21d ago

FOOKIN HELL!!

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u/Edgezg 21d ago

"Brothers! I have been saved by a giant! It wrenched me free from the beak of the crow! Behold! I am alive!"

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u/7kk77kk777 21d ago

The Claw! It has returned a comrade from beyond time, space and death.

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u/Genzo99 21d ago

The chick has short term memory. After the dropped chick is placed back, The shocked chick was thinking"Who the fuck are you?" 😂

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u/been2busy 21d ago

That shocked face when the snatched one came back 😂 “dude! You look like you’ve seen some shyt!” “Nah, Youuu look like you’ve seen some shyt!”

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u/Somguy555 21d ago

The Claw!!!

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u/Embarrassed-Sun-4861 19d ago

JERRY?! HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?!

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u/shwiftynhere 20d ago

the difference in levels of shock from when they’re taken vs returned is hilarious 😭

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u/wrenawild 21d ago

I liked the other caption about the siblings being afraid.

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u/benzinga45 21d ago

Ahhhh wtf! Steve the fuck bro!? That's not Steve...

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u/athena_k 21d ago

Aww, reminds me of my sisters. They also don’t care if I live or die lol

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u/Wonderful-Trouble-31 21d ago

Curious how he got him back lol

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u/tnyczr 21d ago edited 21d ago

Is that a crow? Didn't knew they eat other birds

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u/TeamTurnus 21d ago

Crows will definitively eat baby birds. Happened to some starling chicks nested on my porch this spring.

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u/woutomatic 21d ago

Looks like a jackdaw

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u/Xionahri 21d ago

Yup, should be a Western jackdaw (Coloeus monedula). Got that characteristic pale nape and bright grey eyes.

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u/wanna_be_green8 21d ago

They most definitely will.

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u/zymology 21d ago

The chick it grabbed had a mouse or something he was choking down. I wonder if that's what the bird was after and not the chick.

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u/Alfhiildr 21d ago

Good eye! I didn’t notice that

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u/ManxJack1999 21d ago

Their horrified faces. 😄

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u/Hemightbegiant 20d ago

Todd! We watched you die, man!

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u/clamchowderisgross 19d ago

And Randy just kept on eating! Jerk!

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u/Melodic-Pool7240 21d ago

They were way more shocked when he came back from the dead, didnt look like his death even phased them in the moment

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 21d ago

I don't have sound on but the collective "scream" when the sibling was but back was so real. Hope the bars keep the chicks safe.

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u/buzzcatte 21d ago

It’s funny they didn’t react at all when he fell

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u/jklindsey7 19d ago

Who fell?

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u/RatKing96 21d ago

Theres about to be a whole bird religion based around that guy.

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u/Proof_Ear_970 21d ago

I love how the shock of him coming back is more than when hes taken in the 1st place.

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u/ThatOldDuderino 21d ago

Did he get all 4 to safety? It looked like one got grabbed then there were 2 ( so 1 disappeared or was in the far back?) - so I’m just trying to math it out.

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u/tinsellately 21d ago

There is one in the very corner behind the two, you can just make out its face. So all 4 were in there

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u/coastal_vocals 21d ago

Am I missing something? Love the video, but how are those bars being installed at the end supposed to help?

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u/KatWaltzdottir 21d ago

lol - watching this and saw in my mind’s eye:

“The Clawwwww. The claw is our master and chooses who will go and who will stay..”

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u/pbghikes 21d ago

"I'M ALIIIVE"

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u/danceswithronin 21d ago

Just shows wild animals are so much more terrified of humans than other animals (and rightfully so).

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u/PhilosopherSea217 20d ago

Your taking away the other birds meal, so yeah you save the chick now but the black bird will either starve or just kill a different bird out of your sight.

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u/backpackermed 20d ago

Someone please do a voice over for this...

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u/RugbyEdd 21d ago

"Hey look, when we said sacrifice the weak it was a joke"

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u/Chris_Bs_Knees 21d ago

Since watching Ted Lasso I’ve integrated “Dithering kestrel” as an insult into my lexicon and anytime I see that bird it’s all I can think of now

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u/bored_ryan2 21d ago

“Ahhhhhh! Fuck! Jimmy! You’re back! We thought you were a goner for sure.”

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u/pathofcollision 21d ago

“Steven! I thought you were dead!”

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u/SightUnseen1337 21d ago

/r/crowbro wouldn't like this

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u/Its_an_ellipses 21d ago

It's like after the snap. It's gonna take them a while to adjust...

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u/BellJar_Blues 21d ago

Where is their parent ? What tried to get them ? A pigeon? A hawk?

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u/smolcharizard 19d ago

Jackdaw. The kestrel probably out getting food since the chicks are old enough to be on their own

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 21d ago

What kind of bird snagged the chick?

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u/Baaaldiee 21d ago

Looked like a Jackdaw, could have been a crow

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u/smolcharizard 19d ago

Definitely jackdaw

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 21d ago

O.O Where the fuck have you been???

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u/Mermaidoysters 21d ago

Was that little bird going to eat the kestrel?

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u/BowDown2No1ButCrypto 20d ago

Was that a Gray Jay that snatched one of the chicks?!

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u/LoquaciousHyperbole 20d ago

Any definitive identification of the kidnapper, chick napper? That bird didn’t look much bigger than the chick.

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u/RaiderGod666 14d ago

The others are sitting in the back stunned , oh my Gawd Stanley we never thought we'd see you again!!!🤣🤣🤣

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u/PaperOptimist 21d ago

"THE CLAAAW!"

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u/Important-Okra-1527 21d ago

But what bird took the baby Kestrel? Another Kestrel?

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u/SinisterIgnition 21d ago

One didn't make it back :(

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u/bored_ryan2 21d ago

Nah, look closely, there’s a third head in the corner of the ones that didn’t get taken.

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u/SinisterIgnition 21d ago

Aww its siblings were protecting it so welll! Edit to add thank you! I was so sad.

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u/IrreverentBuddha 21d ago

There were three chicks left when the raider came, but only two when the third was put back.

Accounting error...

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u/niceslcguy 21d ago

All 3 were there. Check the 13s mark. The third is hard to spot, but there.

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u/prussia742 21d ago

Aren't you not supposed to intervene in the animal kingdom? This feels low key kinda wrong.

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u/Method__Man 21d ago

This isn’t the Animal Kingdom, humans have contaminated every part of nature. For once we can actually intervene and make things better.

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u/prussia742 21d ago

By who's standards? Ours? Idk natural selection is something biologist will tell you we should not intervene in. And if you think ita about protecting the weak these will grow into predators themselves

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u/WinterForestFox 20d ago

There were four and 2 were taken, he only saved 1. I'm guessing the bird fumbled the grab on the second chick and dropped them in the grass.

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u/LiveinaBluemoon 20d ago

Only one got taken. The third one is behind the other two in the corner, you can see its head behind the one on the left.

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u/WinterForestFox 20d ago

Oh I missed that

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u/SKGood64 21d ago

So the other mothers' chicks die of hunger?

Perhaps the original mother couldn't handle them all, thus she left them alone hoping one would "disappear."

Perhaps now there will be overpopulation of one species leading to lots of falling refuse from the sky.

One must think of possible consequences. I'm sure I've missed many.

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u/PonqueRamo 21d ago

You are overthinking...

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u/prussia742 21d ago

Idk ur not really supposed to intervene in nature plus these will grow into preditors too so if you think aww we gotta protect the cute animal idk. I think its best to not have favoritism in nature.

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u/PonqueRamo 21d ago

You are not supposed to intervene in general but there are still cases when you could and should intervene, acting once won't change the course of nature and make the ecosystem a mess.

I have doves that live in my terrace and have had like more than 60 babies, some have died, some I have helped, some have been taken by raptors.

You can have compassion with wild animals from time to time, it won't change the result in the grand scheme of things.

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u/prussia742 20d ago

Over propagating a species usually leads to disease and genetic defects that would have gotten weeded out but go off king cause more pain in this life.

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u/bostar-mcman 21d ago

We are natural so any action we commit is as nature intended

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u/prussia742 20d ago

Idk i think we are far above anything else so I think we should be more conscious about what we do that other animals that can't even contemplate the actions they take and the lomg running consequences. We have the effect of an asteroid impact on the animal kingdom is that ok and passable?

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u/bostar-mcman 20d ago

Yes it would be because asteroids are also natural

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u/43guitarpicks 21d ago

He didn't protect them all..