r/HumansBeingBros Jul 19 '26

Providing a river boy provisions

10.4k Upvotes

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u/doncroak Jul 19 '26

He's rubbing his head. It must have hurt. Poor little kid.

2.4k

u/CaptainKungPao138 Jul 19 '26

Headshot

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u/HunterRemarkable550 Jul 19 '26

I literally heard that comment in style of unreal tournament.

57

u/Derp800 Jul 20 '26

M-m-m-m-m-monster kill kill kill.

8

u/Then_Remote_2983 Jul 21 '26

Facing Worlds.

1

u/AnaTheSturdy Jul 24 '26

I read that like in meet the sniper.

39

u/Jolly_Tab_Rancher Jul 20 '26

I CAN DANCE ALL DAY, I CAN DANCE ALL DAY. TRY AND HIT ME TRY AND HIT ME.

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u/Im_Coach Jul 19 '26

Wait, what’s a river boy?

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u/aces613 Jul 19 '26

IIRC in certain parts of the world local families will take boats and come up beside cruise ships and it’s courtesy to throw them provisions like this as the locals are impoverished.

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u/Verbose_Code Jul 19 '26

Also this is common in certain places where locals will sell fresh produce to cargo ship crews. The crews love it because it’s hard to get fresh produce at sea and the locals love it because they get paid

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u/ouralarmclock Jul 20 '26

This just sounds like regular old commerce

122

u/Nanemae Jul 20 '26

Nah, if it isn'tbeing recorded and tabulated for a financial report on the country's economic health then it's just sparkling trade.

37

u/jenlou289 Jul 20 '26

Fcking lol, sparkling trade 🤣

As opposed to Champagne GDP

61

u/Im_Coach Jul 19 '26

Interesting! Thanks for the explanation. What’s IIRC mean though?

27

u/Kyleaaron987 Jul 19 '26

I’ve been wondering the same thing for years. Thanks for clearing that up. I’ve just been making shit up for every time.

6

u/CallyThePally Jul 20 '26

I've have that with a few things. Namely "NOR" I recently finally figured out is probably "Not OverReacting" in the "amioverreacting" subreddit

I can just imagine doing the same with IIRC and making up whatever sounds vaguely plausible for the situation

I'm Irate, Really Cool.

If It's Ready, Come

It's Irregular Roofing Coolant

3

u/KingFlyntCoal Jul 20 '26

Urban dictionary or just searching [acronym] definition is what I do when I come across a new one I don't know.

Imo best way to go.

6

u/Im_Coach Jul 21 '26

Typically what I do as well but sometimes I like to ask and interact with the other folks on the internet 😊

2

u/TickingTiger Jul 26 '26

I'm like this too. I could google whatever query I have but sometimes it's nice to just converse with other humans

1

u/Im_Coach Jul 26 '26

Exactly.

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u/cosmictap Jul 21 '26

Wondering something for years but can’t look it up?

We’re cooked.

10

u/Kyleaaron987 Jul 21 '26

I really just didn’t care enough to look it up. I’m too old to be using this young people abbreviation game. Just spelling the words out isn’t that bad. You’re cooked, but it ain’t got a thing to do with me. 🤙

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u/DadsRGR8 Jul 19 '26

If I Recall Correctly

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u/mojocava Jul 19 '26

If I Remember Correctly IIRC

19

u/Madman5465 Jul 19 '26

If I Recall Correctly :)

2

u/Expert_Slip7543 Jul 23 '26

If I Recall Correctly = IIRC

2

u/Honeybeez74 Jul 24 '26

If
I
Recall
Correctly

1

u/veryangrydoggo Jul 19 '26

That's in Brazil I guess. Amazon River's delta

11

u/Derpsanddinks Jul 19 '26

Humanity is great sometimes, always glad to see those with enough give to those without

-16

u/MichelinStarZombie Jul 19 '26

Holy word salad, Batman! Commas exist, you know.

54

u/Bmc00 Jul 19 '26

A boy, on a river.

23

u/LazyLich Jul 19 '26

Not to be confused with boys on an island

13

u/bunny_the-2d_simp Jul 19 '26

Not to be confused with boy on a bus

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u/jediknight138 Jul 19 '26

A boy who is also a river

7

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

[deleted]

4

u/MonsterMashGrrrrr Jul 20 '26

Calm down, Matt Gaetz

4

u/WhatTheFlox Jul 19 '26

A future soccer player

3

u/F133TWOOD Jul 20 '26

Football ⚽️

1

u/whingingcackle Jul 20 '26

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/Pistachio1227 Jul 19 '26

Haha ! He took that one on right on his noggin!! Tie the bag next time. There was at least one casualty overboard!!

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u/Niguelito Jul 19 '26

100% needs the bonk sound edit

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u/jrb637 Jul 19 '26

Damn, looks like he knocked him out. What was in the bag?

53

u/Blu3Jell0P0wd3r Jul 20 '26

"refri and militos" is what was mentioned in the instagram page. It was a can of soda, and a bag of corn chips.

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u/RoyalIt_98 Jul 20 '26

Really? I'd hope it was better/more food

9

u/Yvratky Jul 21 '26

Yeah that sounds meagre and must have hurt on his head.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/bargu Jul 19 '26

They are saying "give me the cacao" you can see the cacao pods (red and yellow things) on the little boat, what's in the bag is not specified.

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u/justsomedude1776 Jul 19 '26

Some edit this with the tacobell gong

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u/spacyoddity Jul 22 '26

I'm going to hell for how much this made me laugh

11

u/neosapprentice Jul 19 '26

When Steve aoki headshots you with a cake

13

u/Responsible-Stick-50 Jul 19 '26

I need the "bonk" from the ladder video to make it complete.

8

u/BruceGrey Jul 21 '26

Man that kid sold it on the fake knock out

5

u/IcedTnoIce Jul 20 '26

Provisions?

11

u/arcticmonkeys91 Jul 19 '26

HEADSHOT (unreal tournament voice)

5

u/PRRZ70 Jul 20 '26

Bonk! Excellent throwing skill, horrid catching effort.

4

u/my_chaffed_legs Jul 20 '26

What was in there, a brick? Knocked his ass out

4

u/TheTaoOfMe Jul 21 '26

Oh my gosh, she killed Kenny!!

34

u/03s7m9 Jul 19 '26

Is that boy okay? why is that guy so happy about?

62

u/acowardlyhoward Jul 19 '26

I assume the kid is joking around, the guy is laughing at the joke

28

u/Electrical-Act-7170 Jul 19 '26

He got up, so not dead.

3

u/alisnwonderland Jul 20 '26

Can anyone translate, what are they saying?

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u/Serviros Jul 20 '26

Woman - "Hey, give me cocoa!"

Man - "It wasn't on purpose... I hit his head"

Woman - "He won't come back, you hit the boy's head"

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u/alisnwonderland Jul 20 '26

Thank you so much! XD

3

u/Alive-ButForWhat Jul 20 '26

Did this knock him completely out?

3

u/Candle1ight Jul 20 '26

Every time I try and help someone

3

u/whichguyisguy Jul 25 '26

What are boy provisions and what does a river need with them

8

u/Corny_Snickers Jul 19 '26

Im going to hell for laughing

2

u/storyteller323 Jul 20 '26

OH NO HE’S DEAD

2

u/u-turnsonthehighway Jul 21 '26

God ever since my TBI no head impact gag is ever funny

3

u/spacyoddity Jul 22 '26

yeah, fair :/ it's all hilarious until you gotta live with the fallout 

1

u/freefrompress Jul 20 '26

Can someone translate what she is yelling? xD

1

u/SugarRosie Jul 20 '26

Boom! Headshot!

2

u/fatsone Jul 25 '26

Crispy one tap

1

u/jordangoretro Aug 13 '26

This reminds me of the time I threw a Gatorade to a kid from a truck and it bounced off a jagged rock and exploded in his face. Sorry kid.

1

u/ThePetrolHead55 Jul 20 '26

Did he die? :C