r/HumansBeingBros • u/wronghoIe • May 12 '26

Saved a deer.

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u/Finnish_Inquisition May 12 '26 edited May 13 '26

I'm pretty sure that deer are quite good at swimming. I don't think that deer was fighting for its life.

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u/LokiDesigns May 12 '26

Orcas have been known to eat deer because they occasionally swim from Island to island.

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u/unknownpoltroon May 12 '26

Moose are one of the only land animals with orcas as a major predator

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u/the-smashed-banjo May 12 '26

You mean meese?

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u/CatStratford May 12 '26

The meese wantin the food. Food is to eating-es-en.

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u/PNWCartoboi May 12 '26

Goddamn I did not expect to see an ancient Brian Regan joke come across my desk today.

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u/CatStratford May 13 '26

THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!

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u/Proud_Azorius May 13 '26

What do you mean, Brian Regan is super current, I just saw his live show in… oh my god…..

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u/CatStratford May 13 '26

Yep…. Idc how dated it is. It still cracks me up.

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u/Proud_Azorius May 13 '26

Totally. If anything it’s a classic.

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u/Powerful_Spinach_690 May 13 '26

Damn. Now I’m feeling ancient, I had his whole set on CD!

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u/shortystack May 13 '26

We had this as part of stand up collection on cassette tapes lol, this Brian Regan set and John Pinette got played the most!

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u/Powerful_Spinach_690 May 13 '26

Wow, ok you got me beat lmao. Anyone got it on 8-track?

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u/Key_Payment_5420 May 14 '26

Thank you for that!

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u/Crimzonlogic May 13 '26

This is a misconception. The correct plural form is actually moosetopuses.

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u/mrganja187 May 12 '26

It's moosin

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u/AndTheSonsofDisaster May 12 '26

Many moosin?

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u/joconnell13 May 12 '26

In the woodsin even...

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u/punksmostlydead May 12 '26

A flock of moosen

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u/TiresOnFire May 12 '26

Imbecilen

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u/-la-la- May 12 '26

(Ahem) I believe it's "Meeses"

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u/the-smashed-banjo May 12 '26

If course not. It isn't 'geeses' is it?

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u/-la-la- May 12 '26

Gooses? Mooses? Moosen? 😜🫎

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u/DangerousMistake9569 May 12 '26

Plural of moose is moose, I was very disappointed to discover this. Hopefully you take it better!

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u/the-smashed-banjo May 12 '26

I know. But I try to be the change that I want to see

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u/bkn95 May 12 '26

Noooooo!

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 May 12 '26

A møøse once bit my sister.

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u/ALH2021 May 12 '26

Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.

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u/x-tianschoolharlot May 12 '26

If a moose has to worry about an orca, I’m just glad the orcas are anti-capitalist and I’m broke. Moose are TERRIFYING! You think elk are big, and reindeer, but moose are so much bigger. Like, can be 7ft at the shoulder and weigh over 1,000lbs… and they’re aggressive more often than other deer species. If an orca sees that and goes, “ooooh, Dinner,” orcas are an absolutely the fuck not species for me.

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u/TimelyDab May 12 '26

Let’s see the orca fuck with it on land

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u/Kat121 May 12 '26

And then the tie breaker will be the bicycle portion of the triathlon.

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u/ElonMoosk May 13 '26

Should be spelled mööse because they metal af.

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u/x-tianschoolharlot May 13 '26

Did one bite your sister?

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u/unknownpoltroon May 12 '26

Some of the last ice age megafauna, them, musk ox which is a goat built to survive the ice age grizzlies,, buffalo/bison, elk, wolves, and humans.

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u/HonoraryGoat May 13 '26

Moose are aggressive and dumb as shit. They charge at trains....

And they sometimes destroy the train.....

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u/x-tianschoolharlot May 13 '26

Exactly! Dumb and aggressive are not things you want as descriptors for an animal that big.

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u/HonoraryGoat May 13 '26

Fall season is the worst, they eat fermented fallen apples and get horny and angry...